Hulk Speak: Difference between revisions

They substitute "Me" for "I", or else refer to themselves in [[Third Person Person|third person]]. They put special emphasis on nouns and verbs, and most extra parts of the sentence are lost. If any name is too long, it gets substituted with a cruder name/description (often "[[Something Person|(Descriptive adjective)-man]] or -lady"). They also skip any and all articles ("a," "an," and "the"). Favored words in the '''Hulk Speak''' include "Smash", "Puny", and "Blank-thing" (e.g. {{smallcapssmall-caps|"HULK SMASH PUNY LIZARD THING!}}" when fighting a velociraptor). Yes, the all-caps is necessary. The primary differences between Hulk Speak and [[Baby Talk]] are usually at least six feet and 300 pounds.<ref>No, [[Baby Talk]] has nothing to do with [[Incredibly Lame Pun|octopi that recently won a lottery in Europe.]]</ref>

* Parodied in ''[[Narbonic]]'', by a giant robotic foot built by Professor Madblood. "A robot foot?" {{smallcapssmall-caps|"MASTER INTEND TO CONSTRUCT ENTIRE GIANT ATTACK ROBOT, BUT MASTER RUN OUT OF FUNDING AFTER ONLY FOOT COMPLETED.}} *click* {{smallcapssmall-caps|MASTER ALSO RUN OUT OF FUNDS TO PROVIDE FOOT WITH ARTICLES OR PAST TENSES}}." This attracts the attention of heroic grammar enforcer, {{smallcapssmall-caps|Antonio Smith, forensic linguist}}. The Foot also brilliantly comments {{smallcapssmall-caps|"FOOT FACE MANY PERSONAL DEMONS IN FOOT LIFE"}} and {{smallcapssmall-caps|"IF FOOT NOT STOMP, WHAT IS FOOT PURPOSE?"}}

{{quote|{{smallcapssmall-caps|Droid 06 sad.}} }}