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• From the opening cutscene, right after Ninja accidentally kills his master:

Ninja: *gasp* "Master... you're... dead...!" Sensei: "Your grasp of the obvious astounds me..."

• After an Ice Cream Koan too many:

Ninja: "Ooooh... NOW I understand! I was here... and thinking that YOU WERE AN IDIOT!" "Sure. And like my old grandma once said: [unintelligible]. She was crazy too."