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'''Budusky''': I am the fucking shore patrol! }}
'''Budusky''': I am the fucking shore patrol! }}
* ''[[Jackboots on Whitehall]]''. The hero Chris bemoans the fact that he's not allowed to join the military because the government says his hands are too big to fit in a trigger guard. [[Winston Churchill]] declares "I am the government!"
* ''[[Jackboots on Whitehall]]''. The hero Chris bemoans the fact that he's not allowed to join the military because the government says his hands are too big to fit in a trigger guard. [[Winston Churchill]] declares "I am the government!"
* [[Rock N Rolla|He is the Wild Bunch]]
* [[RocknRolla|He is the Wild Bunch]]
* [[Kingdom of Heaven]]: I'am Jerusalem. Proceeds to bitch slap someone till they bleed.
* [[Kingdom of Heaven]]: I'am Jerusalem. Proceeds to bitch slap someone till they bleed.
* "[[Highlander|I know everything! I AM EVERYTHING!]]"
* "[[Highlander|I know everything! I AM EVERYTHING!]]"
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* [[The Lion King|"I AM THE KING!"]]
* [[The Lion King|"I AM THE KING!"]]
* In ''[[Airheads]]'', as Chazz and his band first take Rebel Radio hostage:
* In ''[[Airheads]]'', as Chazz and his band first take Rebel Radio hostage:
{{quote|'''[[Corrupt Corporate Executive|Milo]]:''' Hey, we're all rock 'n' rollers here?
{{quote|'''[[Corrupt Corporate Executive|Milo]]:''' Hey, we're all rock 'n' rollers here?
'''Chazz:''' (''pointing a {{spoiler|plastic}} Uzi'') You look like half a [[Unusual Euphemism|butt puppet]]! Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about Rock 'n' Roll! I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it! '''I ''AM'' ROCK 'N' ROLL!''' }}
'''Chazz:''' (''pointing a {{spoiler|plastic}} Uzi'') You look like half a [[Unusual Euphemism|butt puppet]]! Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about Rock 'n' Roll! I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it! '''I ''AM'' ROCK 'N' ROLL!''' }}
* ''[[Paycheck]]'':
* ''[[Paycheck]]'':
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{{quote|'''Elli:''' Of course not. Not on our ''own'' people.
{{quote|'''Elli:''' Of course not. Not on our ''own'' people.
'''Terrance:''' Lady, when this thing is activated, I ''am'' the other people. }}
'''Terrance:''' Lady, when this thing is activated, I ''am'' the other people. }}
* In the [[RCN]] story ''The Way to Glory'', Daniel becomes aware of an Alliance spy and sets a trap for him with Adele's help. When it goes badly—the spy is killed ''and'' the admiral he was duping forms a grudge against Daniel and Adele—he frets that perhaps he should've instead reported the matter to the proper authorities. Adele points out that as an agent of Cinnabar's intelligence service, "I ''am'' the proper authorities," and nothing the admiral says will outweigh Adele's report on the incident.
* In the [[RCN Series]] story ''The Way to Glory'', Daniel becomes aware of an Alliance spy and sets a trap for him with Adele's help. When it goes badly—the spy is killed ''and'' the admiral he was duping forms a grudge against Daniel and Adele—he frets that perhaps he should've instead reported the matter to the proper authorities. Adele points out that as an agent of Cinnabar's intelligence service, "I ''am'' the proper authorities," and nothing the admiral says will outweigh Adele's report on the incident.
* [[Sherlock Holmes]] on his brother Mycroft:
* [[Sherlock Holmes]] on his brother Mycroft:
{{quote|"You are right in thinking that he is under the British Government. You would also be right in a sense if you said that occasionally he ''is'' the British Government.”}}
{{quote|"You are right in thinking that he is under the British Government. You would also be right in a sense if you said that occasionally he ''is'' the British Government.”}}
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== I Am Live-Action TV ==
== I Am Live-Action TV ==
* In ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'' episode "The Search" we have:
* In ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]'' episode "The Search" we have:
{{quote|'''Kira:''' You're part of the Dominion, aren't you?
{{quote|'''Kira:''' You're part of the Dominion, aren't you?
'''{{spoiler|Female Changeling}}:''' ''Part'' of? Major, the {{spoiler|Changelings}} ''are'' the Dominion! }}
'''{{spoiler|Female Changeling}}:''' ''Part'' of? Major, the {{spoiler|Changelings}} ''are'' the Dominion! }}
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== We Are Tabletop Games ==
== We Are Tabletop Games ==
* Konrad Curze from ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'': "I fear no evil. For I am Fear Incarnate!"
* Konrad Curze from ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'': "I fear no evil. For I am Fear Incarnate!"
** The Canticle of Absolution of the Grey Knights.
** The Canticle of Absolution of the Grey Knights.
{{quote|''I am the hammer!''
{{quote|''I am the hammer!''
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== We Are Videogames ==
== We Are Videogames ==
* [[Alone in The Dark|I'm]] the [[Large Ham|FUCKING UNIVERSE]]!!!
* [[Alone in the Dark|I'm]] the [[Large Ham|FUCKING UNIVERSE]]!!!
* From ''[[Vagrant Story]]'':
* From ''[[Vagrant Story]]'':
{{quote|'''[[Damsel in Distress|Callo Merlose]]''': "It's far too dangerous! We must wait for reinforcements!"
{{quote|'''[[Damsel in Distress|Callo Merlose]]''': "It's far too dangerous! We must wait for reinforcements!"
'''[[Badass|Ashley Riot]]''': "Reinforcements? I ''am'' the reinforcements." }}
'''[[Badass|Ashley Riot]]''': "Reinforcements? I ''am'' the reinforcements." }}
* ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'':
* ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'':
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* [[Street Fighter|"I AM]] [[That One Boss|YOUR]] [[Physical God|GOD."]]
* [[Street Fighter|"I AM]] [[That One Boss|YOUR]] [[Physical God|GOD."]]
** Waaait...isn't that the [[Physical God|Goa']][[Sufficiently Advanced Aliens|uld's]] [[Catch Phrase]] in ''Stargate SG-1''?
** Waaait...isn't that the [[Physical God|Goa']][[Sufficiently Advanced Aliens|uld's]] [[Catch Phrase]] in ''Stargate SG-1''?
* "[[Blaz Blue|I am the White Void.]] [[Badass Boast|I am the Cold Steel.]] [[For Great Justice|I am the Just Sword.]] [[Knight Templar|With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world,]] [[Kill It with Fire|and cleanse it in the fires of destruction!]] [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|I am Hakumen!]] [[Prepare to Die|The end has come!]]"
* "[[BlazBlue|I am the White Void.]] [[Badass Boast|I am the Cold Steel.]] [[For Great Justice|I am the Just Sword.]] [[Knight Templar|With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world,]] [[Kill It with Fire|and cleanse it in the fires of destruction!]] [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|I am Hakumen!]] [[Prepare to Die|The end has come!]]"
* The [[Private Military Contractors|Flaming Fist Mercenaries]] in the first ''[[Baldur's Gate]]''.
* The [[Private Military Contractors|Flaming Fist Mercenaries]] in the first ''[[Baldur's Gate]]''.
{{quote|"I ''AM'' THE LAW!"}}
{{quote|"I ''AM'' THE LAW!"}}
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Need me!
Need me!
I can provide you with everything!
I can provide you with everything!
[[Arc Words|I am love.]]
[[Arc Words|I am love.]]
[[Call to Adventure|Find me, and walk beside me.]] }}
[[Call to Adventure|Find me, and walk beside me.]] }}


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I am darkness.
I am darkness.
Half of myself is what
Half of myself is what
[[Wham! Line|You have fought in the past.]]
[[Wham! Line|You have fought in the past.]]
I create, I destroy.
I create, I destroy.
And I create again.
And I create again.
[[Arc Words|I am love.]]
[[Arc Words|I am love.]]
{{spoiler|--Goddess of Mana, who is the final boss.}} }}
{{spoiler|--Goddess of Mana, who is the final boss.}} }}
* From his themesong: "[[Sonic Adventure 2|I am the Eggman!]] That's what I am, I am the Eggman! I got the Master Plan..."
* From his themesong: "[[Sonic Adventure 2|I am the Eggman!]] That's what I am, I am the Eggman! I got the Master Plan..."
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* ''[[Aeon Flux|"I am the edge"]].''
* ''[[Aeon Flux|"I am the edge"]].''
* From the ''[[G.I. Joe]]'' cartoon:
* From the ''[[G.I. Joe]]'' cartoon:
{{quote|'''[[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|STORM SHADOW]]:''' Anyone can use a weapon, but the ninja ''is'' a weapon.
{{quote|'''[[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|STORM SHADOW]]:''' Anyone can use a weapon, but the ninja ''is'' a weapon.
''(Proceeds to dismantle a tank with his bare hands.)'' }}
''(Proceeds to dismantle a tank with his bare hands.)'' }}
* ''[[The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes|Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes]]'' had a truly classic one with the villain MODOK:
* ''[[The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes|Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes]]'' had a truly classic one with the villain MODOK: