I Don't Pay You to Think: Difference between revisions

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[[File:dontpay 4525.jpg|frame|Thinking can be hazardous to your paycheck.]]

{{quote|'''R. J. Fletcher:''' You idiot! Can't you do anything right? [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|Does this look like a number two pencil to you?]]

'''Richard Fletcher:''' No, I just thought...

'''R. J. Fletcher:''' You '''''thought?!''''' I don't pay you to think!

'''Richard Fletcher:''' But daaaaaad!

'''R. J. Fletcher:''' SHUT UP!|''[[UHF]]'', as it establishes who the villain is and [[Jerkass|just how evil he is]]. [[It Gets Worse|He gets eviller]].}}

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In the end, however, bosses who hold to this philosophy only have themselves to blame when they find themselves [[Surrounded by Idiots]]. If this is common in your work place, it's one of the sure signs your boss is unfit for the job.

If the boss or [[Big Bad]] is seriously annoyed by this thinking behavior, he may demote said employee/minion to an ''even lowlier'' position, fire them, or tell them [[You Get Me Coffee]].

If the boss or [[Big Bad]] is seriously annoyed by this thinking behavior, he may demote said employee/minion to an ''even lowlier'' position, fire them, or tell them [[You! Get Me Coffee!]].

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 [[File:dontpay 4525.jpg|frame|Thinking can be hazardous to your paycheck.]]
 {{quote|'''R. J. Fletcher:''' You idiot! Can't you do anything right? [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|Does this look like a number two pencil to you?]]
 '''Richard Fletcher:''' No, I just thought...
 '''R. J. Fletcher:''' You '''''thought?!''''' I don't pay you to think!
 '''Richard Fletcher:''' But daaaaaad!
 '''R. J. Fletcher:''' SHUT UP!|''[[UHF]]'', as it establishes who the villain is and [[Jerkass|just how evil he is]]. [[It Gets Worse|He gets eviller]].}}
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 In the end, however, bosses who hold to this philosophy only have themselves to blame when they find themselves [[Surrounded by Idiots]]. If this is common in your work place, it's one of the sure signs your boss is unfit for the job.
-If the boss or [[Big Bad]] is seriously annoyed by this thinking behavior, he may demote said employee/minion to an ''even lowlier'' position, fire them, or tell them [[You Get Me Coffee]].
+If the boss or [[Big Bad]] is seriously annoyed by this thinking behavior, he may demote said employee/minion to an ''even lowlier'' position, fire them, or tell them [[You! Get Me Coffee!]].
 See also, [[Don't Think, Feel]].
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 ** Computer: "You don't pay me at all..."
 * [[Transformers Generation 1]] has an instance of this in ''Five Faces of Darkness'' part 3.
 {{quote|'''[[The Nameless|Sweep 1]]''': "I think that plasma bath [[It Got Worse|fried Galvatron's circuits]]."
 '''Scourge''': "It's not your ''place'' to think! [[My Master, Right or Wrong|Where he leads, all Decepticons must follow]]!" }}
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