I Like My X Like I Like My Y/Quotes
This is a common template for Snowcloned jokes, often with a Bait and Switch stinger in their tails:
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He likes his coffee like he likes his strippers: scalding hot and in his lap. |
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He likes his coffee like he likes his one-night stands: stale, bitter, smoking like a chimney, with a butt-ugly mug. |
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She likes her coffee like divorce attorneys like their clients: very rich, very bitter and with lots of grounds. |
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She likes her coffee like she likes her Iraqi information ministry: chock full o' nuts. |
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I like my women how I like my packets of instant oatmeal: quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs. |
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I like my women like I like my coffee: used badly in similes. —Diary entry, Godville
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