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 And yes, an asskicking of epic proportions ''will'' follow should any betrayal occur.
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+= Male Warning Male =
-== Male Warning Male ==
 ==  Anime and Manga ==
 * How about a male-warning-''[[Boys Love|gay]]'' (well, bi) male example? Hiro, Shuichi's best friend, warns Yuki against making Shuichi cry any more than he already does in ''[[Gravitation]]''.
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 ==  Stand Up Comedy ==
 * Christopher Titus during his "LOVE IS EVOL" special mentions telling his new younger girlfriend's father that he'd take care of her. Her father, a Vietnam Veteran Marine Pilot, basically tells him, if he doesn't, "One Shot, One Kill".
 ** Later he jokes about how his body would be found over four states and he says that her brother, a federal agent, says, "They ain't gonna find ya."
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 ==  Video Games ==
 * In ''[[Mass Effect]] 2'', after re-recruiting [[Wrench Wench|Tali]], you'll get an email from the quarian Admiralty Board saying (in somewhat formal diplomat-speak) "She's with you now. You're her captain, so what you say goes. Don't screw up or you'll have the whole fleet on your ass." Only at the end of the email does it say that the message is from ''Tali's father'' specifically. Bonus points since Tali is one of male!Shepard's possible [[Love Interest|Love Interests]].
 ** To anyone not familiar with the game (shame on you), the Quarians have the largest fleet in the galaxy.
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 '''Wooster''': Yes, Ohgod yes! Yes, Master! }}
 * The [[Mega Crossover]] [[Fanfic|fan]][[Web Comic|comic]] ''[[Girls Next Door (Webcomic)|Girls Next Door]]'' gave us one where [[The Phantom of the Opera|Erik]] warns [[The Phantom of the Opera|Raoul]] ... which gets subverted quickly because the effect is not the same over Skype, Erik being the [[Murder Is the Best Solution]] type and [[The Phantom of the Opera|Christine]] standing right behind him.
 ==  Web Original ==
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 == Real Life ==
-* A Real Life example, President [[Barack Obama]] once noted that his pre-teen daughters were fans of [[Boy Band]] the Jonas Brothers, but added "Boys, don't get any ideas. I have two words for you: Predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I'm joking." Of course he ''was'' joking--it was a White House Correspondents' Association dinner, so joking is traditional--but as the [[Al Franken|Senator from Minnesota]] might put it, perhaps the First Dad was "kidding on the square" a little bit there.
+* A Real Life example, President [[Barack Obama]] once noted that his pre-teen daughters were fans of [[Boy Band]] the Jonas Brothers, but added "Boys, don't get any ideas. I have two words for you: Predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I'm joking." Of course he ''was'' joking -- it was a White House Correspondents' Association dinner, so joking is traditional -- but as the [[Al Franken|Senator from Minnesota]] might put it, perhaps the First Dad was "kidding on the square" a little bit there.
-== Female Warning Male ==
+= Female Warning Male =
 ==  Anime and Manga ==
 * In ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'', the [[Shinigami]] Rem who seems to be female threatens to kill Light if his schemes do anything to hurt Misa.
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 {{quote| '''Willow''': Have fun! And remember, if you hurt her, I'll beat you to death with a shovel.<br />
 '''Riley''': [''pulls questioning face'']<br />
-'''Willow''': [''matter-of-fact-ly''] A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. }}
+'''Willow''': [''matter-of-factly''] A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. }}
 ** She didn't, though.
 ** From "Beneath You":
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 '''Dawn''': Well, I can't take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all... touch her... you're gonna wake up on fire. }}
 * Drake from ''[[Drake and Josh]]'' had to deal with this from his [[Sadist Teacher]] Mrs. Hayfer as he was dating her daughter, threatening that "If you break her heart, I'll break you." Though getting sick of his date's bad laughing habit, he struggles throughout the whole episode figuring out a way to break up with her without invoking Mrs. Hayfer's wrath.
-* In [[ER]], Carol Hathaway's mother is not happy upon hearing that her daughter is engaged to Doug Ross, as he treated her horribly during their first relationship (cheating on her frequently). As Carol walks away, her mother declares, "He will regret the day he was BORN if he hurts you again."
+* In ''[[ER]]'', Carol Hathaway's mother is not happy upon hearing that her daughter is engaged to Doug Ross, as he treated her horribly during their first relationship (cheating on her frequently). As Carol walks away, her mother declares, "He will regret the day he was BORN if he hurts you again."
 * ''Good Luck Charlie'' has one when Teddy tells her parents that she's dating her ex boyfriend Spencer again--who she broke up with because he cheated on her. Teddy's mom gives her blessing and then says "If you ever hurt my little girl again... BAM!!"
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 * ''[[Tokimeki Memorial]] Drama Series 1 : Nijiiro no Seishun'' : [[spoiler: [[Schoolgirl Lesbians|Minori Akiho gives this speech to ["Heroic Mime|the main protagonist]] / [[Canon Name|Naoto]] [[Graceful Loser|when she gives her blessings]] for his relationship with her dear [[Sempai-Kohai|senpai]] [[Yamato Nadeshiko|Saki]] [[Team Mom|Nijino]] in the game's Best Ending."]
-==  Web Comic ==
+==  Web Comic ==
 * Zeetha to Gil in ''[[Girl Genius]]''. Complicated further by the fact that he's still not sure she doesn't ''[[Dating Catwoman|need]]'' [[Dating Catwoman|hurting]].
 ** Though not made to a romantic rival, [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060306 this epic threat by Gilgamesh] is similar in spirit.
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 {{quote| ''Mai'': I think it means I actually kind of like you. [kiss] But don't ever. Break up with me. Again.}}
-== Male Warning Female ==
+= Male Warning Female =
 ==  Fan Work ==
 * In [[DC Nation]], Victor Stone gave this speech to Aurora when she started dating Gar. After Aurora shared a mind with Gar's batshit ex (Terra), she concluded that Vic was ''understating'' the warning.
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 * Ratheel of [[Juathuur]] warns Veithel. {{spoiler|It's a failure of epic proportions.}}
-== Female Warning Female ==
+= Female Warning Female =
 ==  Anime and Manga ==
-* [[Vision of Escaflowne]] has Merle, Van's [[Catgirl]] [[Unlucky Childhood Friend]], deliver this to [[Ordinary High School Student|Hitomi]] after she decides that [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy|she'll stop trying to fight fate over Van's obvious crush on Hitomi]].
+* ''[[Vision of Escaflowne]]'' has Merle, Van's [[Catgirl]] [[Unlucky Childhood Friend]], deliver this to [[Ordinary High School Student|Hitomi]] after she decides that [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy|she'll stop trying to fight fate over Van's obvious crush on Hitomi]].
 * ''[[The Tower of Druaga (Anime)|The Tower of Druaga]]'' has an inversion of sorts. After Kaaya's and Neeba's betrayal, Fatina, who previously had a [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|crush on Neeba]], gets over him and [[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|shifts her affections]] to [[Aloof Big Brother|Neeba's]] half-brother [[The Hero|Jil]]. Unfortunately for her, Jil never gets over Kaaya. After the two make up, Fatina slaps Kaaya as a punishment for previously breaking Jil's heart.
-* In [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Anime)|Puella Magi Madoka Magica]], a non-romantic variety occurs; when Sayaka {{spoiler|is refusing to cleanse her Soul Gem, and thus effectively commit suicide, Homura warns her that if she intends to do something like that or otherwise causes suffering to Madoka, she will kill her.}}
+* In ''[[Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Anime)|Puella Magi Madoka Magica]]'', a non-romantic variety occurs; when Sayaka {{spoiler|is refusing to cleanse her Soul Gem, and thus effectively commit suicide, Homura warns her that if she intends to do something like that or otherwise causes suffering to Madoka, she will kill her.}}
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 * [[Equestria Chronicles]] has Fireflare, who both gets warned and gives the warning on seperate occasions.
 * In the [[Mega Crossover]] [[Fanfic|fan]][[Web Comic|comic]] ''[[Roommates 2007 (Webcomic)|Roommates]]'' it's delivered by [[Mama Bear|Mrs. Norrington]] (mother of [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Commodore Norrington]]) to  {{spoiler|[[Les Misérables (Literature)|Eponine]]}}. [http://asherhyder.deviantart.com/art/Roommates-210-The-Candle-Talk-270223192 Here.]
 ==  Film ==