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* In the 1971 British horror film ''Blood on Satan's Claw'', Angel Blake tries to seduce Reverend Fallowfield, but being a good man of the cloth, he pushes her away.
* In the 1971 British horror film ''Blood on Satan's Claw'', Angel Blake tries to seduce Reverend Fallowfield, but being a good man of the cloth, he pushes her away.
* One of the jokes in the song "Bad Jokes" from ''[[A Prairie Home Companion]]'':
* One of the jokes in the song "Bad Jokes" from ''[[A Prairie Home Companion]]'':
{{quote| ''Gramps turned 90 the other day, everybody was there<br />
{{quote|''Gramps turned 90 the other day, everybody was there
We were all gathered around him, sitting in his big armchair<br />
We were all gathered around him, sitting in his big armchair
When a beautiful young naked woman stood up in front of the group<br />
When a beautiful young naked woman stood up in front of the group
She offered him some super sex and he said "I'LL TAKE THE SOUP!"'' }}
She offered him some super sex and he said "I'LL TAKE THE SOUP!"'' }}
* In the movie adaptation of the video game Hitman, the protagonist agent 47 receives very direct approaches by Nika, but he just doesn't want to be bothered (and, being engineered from birth to serve as an assassin, probably doesn't have much of a sex drive anyhow).
* In the movie adaptation of the video game Hitman, the protagonist agent 47 receives very direct approaches by Nika, but he just doesn't want to be bothered (and, being engineered from birth to serve as an assassin, probably doesn't have much of a sex drive anyhow).
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* ''[[The Big Sleep (film)|The Big Sleep]]'', movie version of [[Raymond Chandler]]'s novel.
* ''[[The Big Sleep (film)|The Big Sleep]]'', movie version of [[Raymond Chandler]]'s novel.
** The crazy younger sister turns up in Marlowe's bed, but he gets her dressed and drags her home. She's homicidally angry with him for turning her down.
** The crazy younger sister turns up in Marlowe's bed, but he gets her dressed and drags her home. She's homicidally angry with him for turning her down.
{{quote| '''Marlowe:''' She tried to sit in my lap while I was still standing up.}}
{{quote|'''Marlowe:''' She tried to sit in my lap while I was still standing up.}}
** The older sister puts the moves on Marlowe too, but less blatantly. She also gets upset when turned down, but she's not as histrionic as her sister.
** The older sister puts the moves on Marlowe too, but less blatantly. She also gets upset when turned down, but she's not as histrionic as her sister.
* Classic example in ''[[Malice (film)|Malice]]'': [[Nicole Kidman]]'s character starts playing footsie with Bill Pullman's under the table, telling him in a breathy voice how she misses him and still wants him, to which he coldly replies [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|"I think you dropped your shoe."]]
* Classic example in ''[[Malice (film)|Malice]]'': [[Nicole Kidman]]'s character starts playing footsie with Bill Pullman's under the table, telling him in a breathy voice how she misses him and still wants him, to which he coldly replies [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|"I think you dropped your shoe."]]
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* An episode of ''[[Spin City]]'' had the team trying to get a new chair for the office, but the guy in charge wouldn't give it to them because they had broken it by racing in the corridor. When the girls tried to seduce him, he didn't even look up. They decide that he is gay and send Carter after him, but he quit in disgust before they could confirm it.
* An episode of ''[[Spin City]]'' had the team trying to get a new chair for the office, but the guy in charge wouldn't give it to them because they had broken it by racing in the corridor. When the girls tried to seduce him, he didn't even look up. They decide that he is gay and send Carter after him, but he quit in disgust before they could confirm it.
* On ''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'', Jenna was shot down trying to [[I Have Boobs - You Must Obey!|use her cleavage]] to get into a restaurant.
* On ''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'', Jenna was shot down trying to [[I Have Boobs - You Must Obey!|use her cleavage]] to get into a restaurant.
{{quote| '''Liz:''' How long is the wait?<br />
{{quote|'''Liz:''' How long is the wait?
'''Maître d'hôtel:''' About 45 minutes.<br />
'''Maître d'hôtel:''' About 45 minutes.
''(Jenna unbuttons her blouse)''<br />
''(Jenna unbuttons her blouse)''
'''Jenna:''' ''(in a sultry voice)'' Are you sure about that 45 minutes?<br />
'''Jenna:''' ''(in a sultry voice)'' Are you sure about that 45 minutes?
'''Maître d'hôtel:''' ''(a little bemused)'' Yeah. }}
'''Maître d'hôtel:''' ''(a little bemused)'' Yeah. }}
** Although the joke there is that ''not'' getting her a table actually allows him to stare at her chest for 45 minutes.
** Although the joke there is that ''not'' getting her a table actually allows him to stare at her chest for 45 minutes.
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* [[Cirque Du Soleil]]'s ''[[Hotter and Sexier|Zumanity]]'' had a segment where a (world-class - [[Serious Business|seriously]]) pole-dancer tried to get her husband's attention away from a football game, to no avail.
* [[Cirque Du Soleil]]'s ''[[Hotter and Sexier|Zumanity]]'' had a segment where a (world-class - [[Serious Business|seriously]]) pole-dancer tried to get her husband's attention away from a football game, to no avail.
* Quickly forgotten [[Covered Up|in the ten million cover versions]], but this is the basic plot behind the song [[Chess (theatre)|One Night in Bangkok]].
* Quickly forgotten [[Covered Up|in the ten million cover versions]], but this is the basic plot behind the song [[Chess (theatre)|One Night in Bangkok]].
{{quote| ''I get my kicks'' above ''the waistline,'' sunshine!<br />}}
{{quote|''I get my kicks'' above ''the waistline,'' sunshine!
}}




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* [http://jalopnik.com/5140532/roadside-ass+sistance-a-hilarious-take-on-clich-garage-porno This] "PG-rated porn film".
* [http://jalopnik.com/5140532/roadside-ass+sistance-a-hilarious-take-on-clich-garage-porno This] "PG-rated porn film".
* During the episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhQVSyAAH0A "Lewd Lingerie"] of ''[[Neurotically Yours]]'', Germaine's second attempt at screwing with guys in the store (the first time resulted in [[Your Head Asplode|a guys head exploding]]) is met with no interest. Because it's [[Camp Gay|Franklin]]
* During the episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhQVSyAAH0A "Lewd Lingerie"] of ''[[Neurotically Yours]]'', Germaine's second attempt at screwing with guys in the store (the first time resulted in [[Your Head Asplode|a guys head exploding]]) is met with no interest. Because it's [[Camp Gay|Franklin]]
{{quote| '''Franklin:''' Please [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]], I'm here shopping.}}
{{quote|'''Franklin:''' Please [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]], I'm here shopping.}}
* [[Lampshaded]] In ''[[Death Note the Abridged Series (kpts4tv)|Death Note the Abridged Series Kpts 4 tv]]'':
* [[Lampshaded]] In ''[[Death Note the Abridged Series (kpts4tv)|Death Note the Abridged Series Kpts 4 tv]]'':
{{quote| '''Light:''' I have a question-why is it that whenever we want to work on the Kira investigation we always meet at my apartment? <br />
{{quote|'''Light:''' I have a question-why is it that whenever we want to work on the Kira investigation we always meet at my apartment?
'''Mr. Yagami:''' Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light. <br />
'''Mr. Yagami:''' Oh, you'll see in just a second, Light.
'''Light:''' I just don't understand what could be so important... <br />
'''Light:''' I just don't understand what could be so important...
'''Misa''' ([[Stripperiffic|in stripper-ware]]): Okay guys it looks like you have everything you need so I'm gonna go to bed now! Alone! Naked! [[Too Dumb to Live|And with the door unlocked!]] Bye! <br />
'''Misa''' ([[Stripperiffic|in stripper-ware]]): Okay guys it looks like you have everything you need so I'm gonna go to bed now! Alone! Naked! [[Too Dumb to Live|And with the door unlocked!]] Bye! <br />
'''Ryuk:''' [[Memetic Molester|I'll be right there]] [[Terms of Endangerment|my little apple pie.]] <br />
'''Ryuk:''' [[Memetic Molester|I'll be right there]] [[Terms of Endangerment|my little apple pie.]] <br />
'''Light:''' [[Sorry, I'm Gay|Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is.]] }}
'''Light:''' [[Sorry, I'm Gay|Yeah, I still don't see what the big deal is.]] }}
** Later when Misa snuggles up next to Light wearing nothing but a [[Black Bra and Panties]]:
** Later when Misa snuggles up next to Light wearing nothing but a [[Black Bra and Panties]]:
{{quote| '''Light''': [[Camp Gay|Misa, stop that!]] [[Friendly Tickle Torture|That tickles!]] }}
{{quote|'''Light''': [[Camp Gay|Misa, stop that!]] [[Friendly Tickle Torture|That tickles!]] }}




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* ''[[Batman: The Animated Series]]''
* ''[[Batman: The Animated Series]]''
** The episode "Mad Love" shows [[Perky Female Minion|Harley]] trying to get Mr. J's attention by wearing the skimpiest red night dress that could '''ever''' have been allowed on a children's cartoon, and lying suggestively in front of him seen [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAdPqZ6enU&feature=related here]. He roughly shoves her away, too absorbed in his plans. Later, Harley gets closer to killing Batman than anyone else in the series becauser Mr. J spends more attention on ''him'' than he does on her. Talk about [[Foe Yay]]...
** The episode "Mad Love" shows [[Perky Female Minion|Harley]] trying to get Mr. J's attention by wearing the skimpiest red night dress that could '''ever''' have been allowed on a children's cartoon, and lying suggestively in front of him seen [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAdPqZ6enU&feature=related here]. He roughly shoves her away, too absorbed in his plans. Later, Harley gets closer to killing Batman than anyone else in the series becauser Mr. J spends more attention on ''him'' than he does on her. Talk about [[Foe Yay]]...
{{quote| '''Harley:''' C'mon Mistah J! Don'cha wanna [[Double Entendre|rev up your Harley?]] VROOM! VROOM!}}
{{quote|'''Harley:''' C'mon Mistah J! Don'cha wanna [[Double Entendre|rev up your Harley?]] VROOM! VROOM!}}
** There's also the scene where she celebrates their anniversary by rising up out of a giant pie covered in banana filling, and it's ambiguous whether she's wearing anything underneath. She's also singing "Happy Anniversary" like [[Marilyn Monroe]] and asking him to try some of her pie. The Joker promptly throws her out. Then [[Unfortunate Implications|hyenas]] start licking her, [[But You Screw One Goat!|while she's on all fours.]]
** There's also the scene where she celebrates their anniversary by rising up out of a giant pie covered in banana filling, and it's ambiguous whether she's wearing anything underneath. She's also singing "Happy Anniversary" like [[Marilyn Monroe]] and asking him to try some of her pie. The Joker promptly throws her out. Then [[Unfortunate Implications|hyenas]] start licking her, [[But You Screw One Goat!|while she's on all fours.]]
* In one ''[[American Dad]]'' episode, Francine tries to sweet talk some CIA scientists into giving her a top-secret formula. She tries brushing the straps of her dress off her shoulders, and shimmying off her panties and tossing them at the scientists, but they don't react at all. When she mentions she has ''brownies'', however... [[Large Ham|BROWNIES!!]]
* In one ''[[American Dad]]'' episode, Francine tries to sweet talk some CIA scientists into giving her a top-secret formula. She tries brushing the straps of her dress off her shoulders, and shimmying off her panties and tossing them at the scientists, but they don't react at all. When she mentions she has ''brownies'', however... [[Large Ham|BROWNIES!!]]