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{{trope}}
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{{quote|''The soulful tunes of this accordion inspire you to new heights of thievery you never thought possible. Forget the Mona Lisa, you've got your eye on the Sistine Chapel ceiling.''
|''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'', description of [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Squeezebox_of_the_Ages Squeezebox of the Ages]}}
This thief is [[Beyond the Impossible|unrestrained by those pesky laws of physics]]. Leave what they want in a timelocked diamond-hard safe underground in a room [[Lava Pit|filled with lava]] past a pit of crocodiles and it will be gone in the morning. Should they choose to, they could steal your underwear (while you're wearing them!) without you noticing anything, or they could steal a jewel from in front of a dozen attentive guards without any of them seeing it go. When they're stealing a thing that can't be stolen in normal circumstances, like landmarks, geographic features, or abstract ideas or concepts, such as knowledge, ability, or souls, it's [[Monumental Theft]].
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For a thief who isn't 'impossible' so much as 'too good to be true', it's a [[Classy Cat Burglar]] or a [[Gentleman Thief]], respectively. Compare with [[Phantom Thief]].
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== Carmen Sandiego ==
<small>As the [[Trope Codifier]]{{verify|reason=Is she really a better thief than Lupin III, who definitely predates her?}} and a character appearing in [[Video Games]], [[Live Action TV]] and [[Western Animation]], her and her crew's examples go here..</small>
* The Portuguese language.
* The moon.
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* And to top it all off, the frickin' Milky Way Galaxy. Theoretically, that means she stole Earth as well.
** [[Fridge Logic|And we still have no clue where she hid it...]] [[Fridge Brilliance|because she stole our clue.]]
* Averted, however, in the [[Netflix]] series, where Carmen is portrayed as far more human. While Carmen is able to filch jewels from the most heavily-guarded vaults, her thefts are at least within the bounds of possibility. Her most elaborate heist was the complete works of Verneer.
== Advertising ==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlBxHhL2lQc&feature=player_embedded Ernie the Klepto strikes again].▼
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxZeopeGwW0 This Farmer's Insurance spot] involves a burglar, tied down, who nonetheless manages to steal {{spoiler|what looks like the contents of a two-story house after the trainee agents turn their back on him for a few seconds. Plus an agent's watch. And he managed to put on a wedding dress. He's still tied down.}}▼
== Anime and Manga ==
* Atomsk from ''[[FLCL]]'' is able to steal solar systems.
* ''[[Lupin III]]'':
** He'll sometimes steal things just to prove that he ''can.'' He once stole ''The Statue of Liberty''.
** He once stole the Cristo Redentor<ref>the giant statue of Jesus in Rio</ref> - ''because he needed someplace to hold the cash from the main heist of the episode''.
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** In another he started a legitimate company by stealing oil from a rival company's well.
** A subversion occurs in ''[[The Castle of Cagliostro]]'', {{spoiler|the treasure of the Cagliostro family is a lost and almost perfectly preserved Roman city which was hidden beneath the lake in which the castle rests.}} Lupin admits that it's the greatest and most valuable thing he's ever encountered, but it's simply too big for his pocket. Not that he doesn't steal something in that film, though, as Zenigata points out.
* Jack Rakan from ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' stole [[Panty Thief|panties]] off one of two girls without them noticing. The only reason he didn't get both of them is that the other girl was [[Going Commando]]. And he is supposed to be a fighter, not a thief. He later one-ups himself by stealing the panties off of several of Fate's minions simultaneously.
* ''[[King of Bandit Jing
** However, those three things did have a physical representation that was small enough to carry one-handed. A landmark is not.
* [[Unlucky Everydude|Ataru Moroboshi]] from ''[[Urusei Yatsura]]'' does this to [[Magical Girlfriend|Lum]] in the first episode, stealing the top to her [[Stripperific|bikini]] outfit from 20 feet or so away, pulling it from his pants of all places, to distract her long enough for him to [[Accidental Marriage|tag her horns]].
** The above refers to the movie ''Beautiful Dreamer''. In the anime, Ataru steals Lum's bikini by using a sticky dart gun to latch onto and pull off her [[Fur Bikini]] top. When the [[Defeat by Modesty|ashamed]] [[Cute Monster Girl|oni]] dives at him to retrieve it, he outmaneuvers her and grabs her horns from behind, as she's too distracted to think about flying away from him.
* Deconstructed by [[Magic Kaito|Kaitou]] [[Detective Conan|KID]], in several ways. While the biggest thing he has ever stolen is a pair of clock hands from a clock tower, the way he [[Incredibly Lame Pun|performs]] his heists make him an impossible thief. Among fan favorites is him literally walking in midair, and establishing an alibi in true [[Code Geass|Lelouch]] form by going on a date and performing his heist, effectively putting him in literally two places at once. Shinichi has long since given up on figuring out his identity, focusing more on how he performs his impossible tasks.
* [[Sticky Fingers|Genma]], [[Five-Finger Discount|Ranma]], and possibly [[Panty Thief|Happosai]] from ''[[Ranma ½]]'' apply to this trope. Genma and Ranma using the Umisenken can steal the floor out from under trained martial artists or the clothes they are wearing without them noticing until after it was done. Happosai and Ranma have been shown to be able to steal underclothes (or objects hidden within them) while the people were still wearing them.
* In ''[[KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!]]'' Kazuma's ability to steal items primarily results in taking a girl's underwear while she's wearing them.
== Comic Books ==
* In ''Batman/Superman: Generations'', president [[Green Lantern|Hal Jordan]] has a contingency plan for in case [[Superman]] goes evil—a [[Kryptonite Ring]] stored in an ultra top secret bunker behind the most sophisticated alarm systems on the planet, protected by a river of molten synthetic Kryptonite. When he goes to retrieve the ring he finds [[Batman]] has already nipped in and taken it.
* In JLA: Tower of Babel, the [[Big Bad]] steals human language, first written, then spoken as well.
* Arpin Lusene, the Black Knight, from [[Don Rosa]]'s Disney comics, does this all the time. No wonder, since he's an [[Affectionate Parody]] of [[Arsène Lupin|Monsieur Lupin]] below (as well as [[Gentleman Thief|Gentleman Thieves]] in general).
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** He also stole the filament from camera's flash bulb. While the camera was in the cameraman's ''hands''. In the same story, exactly same time, he stole another reporter's ''underwear''.
*** For context, the reporters were inquiring about Lusene's Black Knight persona, when a cameraman tries to take a picture of Lusene. [[Rule of Funny|The very next panel, Lusene is holding the filament and the other guys underpants]] [[But He Sounds Handsome|while denying being the Magnificent Black Knight, the world-famous master thief.]]
* The ''[[Twisted
{{quote|'''Dad''': "Hey...my WALLET!"
'''Mom''': "My PURSE!"
'''Kitty''': "My VIRGINITY! Wow, she's good." }}
* Rubel from ''[[Thieves and Kings]]'' is on his way to becoming one of these when he grows up. His uncle McGi have performed feats like {{spoiler|retrieving a girls lost memories and intimidating the hell out of a dragon who ate cities}}.
* [[Only Known by Their Nickname|Fingers]] from a ''[[Lucky Luke]]'' comic is a [[Gentleman Thief]] who often pulls off insane thefts such as stealing guns from people's hands without them noticing... ''and without noticing doing it himself.''
* In the Franco-Belgian comic ''[[Achille Talon]]'', kleptomaniac Toussaint Glinglin is able to steal absolutely everything, including people clothes while talking to them, or the whole display of a shop he passed by. He even mentions having inadvertently stolen ''bells'' while visiting churches.
* A one-panel cartoon that ran in ''[[Playboy]]'' shows a woman at a party chatting with a nerdy-looking fellow, telling him her husband calls him the company's slickest salesman. She doesn't seem to notice she's been stripped down to garter belt, stockings and shoes, with her dress and most of her underwear draped over the salesman's arm.▼
▲* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlBxHhL2lQc&feature=player_embedded Ernie the Klepto strikes again].
▲* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxZeopeGwW0 This Farmer's Insurance spot] involves a burglar, tied down, who nonetheless manages to steal {{spoiler|what looks like the contents of a two-story house after the trainee agents turn their back on him for a few seconds. Plus an agent's watch. And he managed to put on a wedding dress. He's still tied down.}}
== Fairy Tales ==
* [[Older Than Radio]]: ''The Master Thief'' appears in both a [https://web.archive.org/web/20130313070907/http://www.surlalunefairytales.com/authors/asbjornsenmoe/masterthief.html Norwegian] and a [
== Film ==
* Played with in ''[[Blade Of Fury]]'', when a noblewoman wants some pesky guards out of the way she places her own jewels into their hands, without them noticing, and screams. Help arrives, believes the scene she has set that the guards were robbing her or worse and the guards are lynched.
* Exaggerating the ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' scenario below, in ''[[The Gamers]]'', the thief idly picks a bar patron's pocket for some money. Then he sees how far he can go:
{{quote|'''Thief''': Does he have any, uh... weapons, or anything?
'''DM''': Yeah, he's got a knife.
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* In ''[[It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie]]'', Kermit enters [[Wonderful Life|an alternate reality in which he never existed]] and meets Fozzie, who has become a street thief. Fozzie promptly picks his pocket. [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] by Kermit's angel companion, who correctly points out that Kermit, being a frog, doesn't ''have'' any pockets.
* The Thief from ''[[The Thief and the Cobbler]]'' steals the [[MacGuffin]] from a collapsing death machine, the words "The End" at the end of the movie and ''the film from the projector''!
== Literature ==
* While obviously hyperbolic, the thief Talen from David Eddings' ''[[Elenium]]'' series is, at one point, said to be able to "Steal the eyes right outta your head, and you wouldn't notice 'till you need to look at something closely." He's not
** As is Silk from ''[[The Belgariad]]''.
** Althalus, from ''[[The Redemption of Althalus]]'', too, particularly after he learned magic... Eddings favours this one, it seems.
* In ''[[Discworld]]'' the daughter of Cohen the Barbarian once managed to steal some jewelry by pickpocketing the boss of Ankh-Morpork thieves' guild. It wouldn't be an impossible feat if not for the fact that the jewels weren't in his pocket
{{quote|This was the type of thief who could steal the initiative, the moment and the words right out of your mouth.}}
** Of course, she is the daughter of a man who
*** And an {{spoiler|omen}}
** The titular [[
** In ''[[
* In ''[[Momo]]'', the Grey Men trick people into giving them their spare time, and without any time left for leisure, they lose all emotion or purpose in life.
* In the [[Thursday Next]] book ''The Eyre Affair'' the villain Acheron Hades has various inexplicable abilities such as not appearing on film or video, being impossibly persuasive, practically unkillable, able to "lie in thought, word and deed" and can push his hand through a bulletproof glass case to steal the item inside leaving only a faint ripple in the glass. In one scene he muses on how there's no need to hide from the guards, since they would be easily taken care of, but that wouldn't be as much fun.
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** Twice. The second time {{spoiler|the gods ganged up on him.}}
* [[Deltora Quest]]. Polypans aren't as outrageous an example of this trope, but they are described as being able to 'steal the shirt off your back without you noticing.'
* Skif of the ''[[Heralds of Valdemar]]'' series claims to be one of these. At one point, he is challenged to steal a classmate's lucky coin. The classmate spends the rest of the day with his hand on his pocket to make sure it's still there, and gleefully tells Skif at the end of the time limit that he has failed. Skif then produces the coin. Subverted in that he actually stole the coin and replaced it with a lead slug ''before'' the other kid challenged him.
* Kiera the Thief in the ''[[Dragaera]]'' series was once asked for a demonstration of how she could substitute one weapon for another which her target was wearing. She asked Vlad if he wore a dagger in a forearm sheath. He said he did, and she walked over to stand beside him for a few seconds, her hand never coming close enough to have got the dagger, then returned to her chair. Vlad checked; his dagger was still in its sheath. Kiera smiled. That had been misdirection; she'd swiped the dagger from '''Kragar's''' forearm sheath while walking past him. Bear in mind, the sheath is inside his sleeve, so she had to reach in there — twice, once to pull the dagger out and once to put the replacement in — without being noticed.
=== Periodicals ===
▲* A one-panel cartoon that ran in ''[[Playboy]]'' shows a woman at a party chatting with a nerdy-looking fellow, telling him her husband calls him the company's slickest salesman. She doesn't seem to notice she's been stripped down to garter belt, stockings and shoes, with her dress and most of her underwear draped over the salesman's arm.
== Live
* In an episode of ''[[Get Smart]]'', Smart is working with a thief for an important operation. They are hiding behind a clump of bushes from a guard, and Max says that the thief needs to steal the guard's keys without being noticed. Not only does the thief get the keys, he steals the guard's German Shepherd guard dog without him noticing.
* In ''[[The Two Ronnies]]'' sketch show, there was an extended series of sketches where they played stage magicians caught up around a diamond heist and having to investigate it for themselves. To reveal the plot at the end they invited the [[Villains]] on stage during their act and proceeded with a pickpocket act which went from the mundane "Is this your wallet, sir?" to the absurd "Is this your [[Panty Thief|knicker elastic]], madam?" (the [[Dark Chick]]'s underwear fall down from under her dress at this point) and finally getting to the point of "Is this your stolen diamond, sir?" They also stole the man's belt, setting things up so neither villain could run effectively.
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** He later {{spoiler|faked his own death}}.... with an explosion.
* The ''[[Tales of the Unexpected]]'' episode "Fingersmith", based on Roald Dahl's short story (see above).
* Bill on ''[[The Red Green Show]]'' demonstrated being an Impossible
== Tabletop Games ==
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** Near the end of third edition the Binder class was published which bound various vestiges (fragments of lost souls) to itself. One of these vestiges is a dying legendary thief that repented on the deathbed. The god of thieves was furious then realized ''the thief just stole his own soul from the god of thieves''. Amused but unwilling to ruin the joke, the soul of the thief in question became a vestige instead of going to the afterlife.
** Carrying capacity is relatively trivial to push to absurd levels since it grows exponentially and as damage is (normally) not based on it developers rarely care about balancing increases too much. If you take all of them and have access to teleportation you can have a super strong character that can pick up buildings and teleport away with them (or you can take Hulking Hurler and throw them for enough damage to destroy the world).
** The [[Eberron]] [[Prestige Class]] Blade of Orien gains the ability to teleport objects that weigh no more than five pounds and are within 25 feet to their hand. As a
* ''[[Werewolf: The Apocalypse]]'' has the spirit gift "Taking The Forgotten", which lets you steal something and lets the previous owner forget he possessed it in the first place.
* In the backstory for ''[[In Nomine]]'', the Demon Prince of Theft, Valefor, was promoted to Demon Prince after he apparently stole the Word of Rapine from its previous owner. Words, in this context, being abstract concepts that grant semi-phenomenal, nearly-cosmic power to those bound to them. He also stole a Book from the Library of Yves, the Archangel of Destiny, which is located in Heaven. As a demon, he wouldn't be able to enter Heaven without being destroyed instantly. However, this may just raise questions as to whether he's as demonic as he claims to be...
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* In [[Arcanum]], the background material mentions Bolo, halfling god of thievery, who tried to show off by stealing the shadow off his stepfather Progo, god of storms. He was found out, and Progo cut off Bolo's arm. In revenge, Bolo stole Progo's ''soul'', and tore it in half, killing the god instantly.
* Twice during the ''Wrath of the Lich King'' expansion in ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', a handful of rogues inexplicably wound up with the ability to speak two languages that are usually off-limits to players: Draconic and Titan. This has never been removed in subsequent patches. Obviously, this means that while you're logged out, your characters are hard at work ''stealing languages''.
* ''[[Tales of Monkey Island]]'' features Kevin the Thief who can repeatedly steal anything Guybrush tries to take from his place. Kevin has
== Web Comics ==
* ''[[Megatokyo]]'': Yuki - she [http://www.megatokyo.com/strip/1061 stole a zilla]. That is, a [[Kaiju|Godzilla analogue]].
** That's not all she's stolen - noticing the things Yuki steals has become a sort of sport on the Megatokyo forums. Kleptomania actually seems to be {{spoiler|her inherited [[Magical Girl]] power}}, if her mother is any indication. (The first time we meet Yuki's mother, she excitedly shows Erika the new kitchen knife she bought, after a moment realizing she "forgot to pay". Erika just says "You're still doing that?")
** Any time Yuki gets in a fight as a [[Magical Girl]] (usually in the Omake chapters), she "fights" by stealing peoples' weapons before they can use them. When Dom [http://megatokyo.com/strip/1311 points a gun at her], she steals ''all'' of his numerous guns and ammo clips in the blink of an eye, and then she disappears...[[Up to Eleven|with his van, before he even notices his guns are missing]].
* [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=560#comic This] and [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2257#comic this] from ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]''.
* Thief from ''[[8-
** When asked about how he was able to get so much loot from an already-plundered town, thief responded: "They (The pirates) left everything that was nailed down. I did not."
** He also knew Black Mage's secret fear that he was going to steal all their souls because, "I steal souls ''and'' secrets."
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** [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/10/28/episode-476-red-mage-in-the-cradle/ "I've stuffed more riches in there than actually exists."] This is only mid-way through the plot.
** [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/07/18/episode-057-well-what-did-you-think-hed-do/ Stripping gold from the walls while simply walking past.]
* [
* ''[[Thunderstruck]]'' Saxony Canterbury uses magic by pretending to perform conjuring tricks. Stealing with only a fleeting contact is simple for him, more impressive is {{spoiler|[http://talesfromthevault.com/thunderstruck/comic120.html stealing a bullet from mid-air] and producing it from behind the gunman's ear with all the brain spatter that implies.}}
* In Comic [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0649.html #649] of ''[[Order of the Stick]]'', Haley steals her own diamond from [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/ootscast.html the cast page], leaving an "I.O. Me" note in its place.
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* Sam Starfall of ''[[Freefall]]'' has been known to steal the locks ("[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1600/fc01508.htm That's two more for my collection!]") off of prison doors while escaping—and sometimes the doors themselves. It's apparently a natural trait of his species.
* Violetta from ''[[Girl Genius]]'' has ''twice'' swapped a weapon [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20101101 while someone was in the middle of using it], [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110725 including once from across the room]. She even [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100226 swapped a hostage for a straw dummy pulled out of nowhere] ...also from across the room.
* ''[[Eerie Cuties]]'' got Blair, who turns out to be an Impossible [[Panty Thief]]. Layla once weaponized this by telling him another girl wears "the rarest panties in the Universe". So he stole these. Somehow. From a girl standing on solid floor.
* ''[//ruoyuart.tumblr.com/post/175548329772/official-first-contact-between-the-blood-ravens Official first contact between the Blood Ravens and Trazyn the Infinite]'' by Chen Ruo Yu (Blood Ravens from ''[[Dawn of War]]'' got [[Fan Nickname]] "Bloody Magpies" due to ludicrous amount and variety of artifacts that somehow ended up in their possession, and Trazyn was an immortal [[Collector of the Strange]] before anything with a spine crawled the Earth).
== Western Animation ==
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* On the ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' episode "F.U.N.", Mr. Krabs tempts Plankton (who claims to have reformed) with a Krabby Patty. Although the patty is untouched and always on camera, at the end it's somehow been replaced with a cutout, [[Behind the Black|which Krabs should have been able to notice from his angle even if it was standing up]].
* On ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'', [[Depraved Dentist|Dr. Bender]] once stole Chip Skylark's teeth. Unlike the ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' example above, they were not dentures, they just ''came out'' as if they were.
* While [[Catwoman]] is always regarded as a master-thief, the ''[[Harley Quinn]]'' cartoon exaggerates it. In the scene where she first appears (to meet with Harley and Ivy in a restaurant) she casually waltzes in, wearing her costume (meaning she'd likely attract attention anywhere else) and casually steals a necklace one patron is wearing and earrings from another, without anyone noticing. Then, after a minute or so of talking to the duo, she manages to steam Ivy's jacket and put it on, in the space of about two seconds, again before she notices. Finally, in a later scene of the episodes (where she predictably abandons Harley, Ivy, and Kite Man to die after literally fulfilling her end of their bargain) she manages to steal a ring from inside its box which is itself inside Kite Man's pocket.
== Real Life ==
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** As discussed in [http://www.cracked.com/article_19458_the-5-most-badass-teams-famous-people-to-ever-join-forces.html The 5 Most Badass Teams of Famous People to Ever Join Forces], Leonardo DaVinci and Machiavelli once hatched an elaborate plan to steal a ''river.'' Their plan failed, but the river is the same one that appears in the background of The Mona Lisa (seriously!).
** [http://www.cracked.com/article_17090_wheres-bridge-7-biggest-things-ever-stolen.html Where's the bridge? The 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen] details the largest things ever stolen. This includes things like a bridge, half a mile of beach, and ''the Empire State Building.''
*
* Among U.S. soldiers stationed in South Korea, Korean sneak thieves, known as "slicky boys," have something of this reputation. "Slicky boy can steal the cot you're sleeping on."
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