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== Web Comics ==
== Web Comics ==
* Belkar from ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]'' tends to consider any threat to his life as this (and to be snarky about it, too), since he has a high opinion of his fighting skills. To tell the truth, he's been right thus far. There's notably the instance with Crystal -- because he's a badass optimized for melee combat and she's a clueless assassin:
* Belkar from ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]'' tends to consider any threat to his life as this (and to be snarky about it, too), since he has a high opinion of his fighting skills. To tell the truth, he's been right thus far. Especially with Crystal - he's a badass optimized for melee combat and she's a clueless assassin [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0616.html facing him head-on and now alone]:
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{{quote| '''Crystal:''' You little twit, I'm gonna kill you!<br />
'''Crystal''': You little twit, I'm gonna kill you! <br />
'''Belkar:''' Yeah, and I'm [[The Wizard of Oz|gonna drop a house on you and sing about how I represent the Lollipop Guild]]. C'mon, let's keep our threats realistic, shall we? I mean, if you said, "You little twit, I'm going to temporarily inconvenience you!" I'd think, hey, she might really mean it! }}
'''Belkar''': Yeah, and I'm [[The Wizard of Oz|gonna drop a house on you and sing about how I represent the Lollipop Guild]]. C'mon, let's keep our threats realistic, shall we? I mean, if you said, "You little twit, I'm going to temporarily inconvenience you!" I'd think, hey, she might really mean it! }}



== Western Animation ==
== Western Animation ==