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{{quote|'''Luigi:''' Whoever said "one is the loneliest number" never had to be player two.}}

''[[It Sucks to Be Weegie!]]'' is a ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'' [[Fan Web Comics]] about, well... [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|how much it sucks to be Weegie]].

Luigi is your [[Loser Protagonist|run-of-the-mill loser]] who is trying to get out of his brother's shadow ([[The Ghost|who incidentally never shows up in the comic]]). The world is constantly out to get him, however. He starts out without a single friend, but as the series goes on he gains support from [[Fat Girl|Daisy]], [[The Ditz|Rosalina]] and [[The Confidant|Link]].

It can be found [https://www.deviantart.com/kevinbolk/gallery/24576474/it-sucks-to-be-weegie here] on [[DeviantArt]].  Its original site is long gone, replaced by what appears to be a malware site -- '''use any of the links below at your own risk!'''

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* [[Abhorrent Admirer]]: Daisy likes Link, who is, unfortunately for her, gay in this comic.
* [[All Girls Want Bad Boys]]: Implied by Daisy when [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1047 she mistakes Waluigi for Luigi]. [[Subverted]] with her crush on Link.
* [[Ambiguously Gay]]: Link could really go either way, though he tends to lean more towards being [[Invisible to Gaydar]].
** No, [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=951 he's pretty explicit about it].
*** That could be interpreted as him just trying to avoid Daisy outright.
* [[Animated Actors]]: The character's video game exploits occupy a weird space between this trope and actual adventures. It's most prominent with Link, though, [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1398 who is explicitly referred to as being "on the set" of] [[Skyward Sword]].
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: Luigi's possible past lives were that of [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=955 dictators, murderers, and the Pringles Man].
* [[Ax Crazy]]: Peach gets this way concerning pills.
* [[Bait and Switch]]: In one comic, the pudgy hero of the Mushroom Kingdom whose name starts with M is finally showing up in the comic!  {{spoiler|It's Mallow, from ''[[Super Mario RPG]].''}}
* [[Berserk Button]]: [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1016 Daisy's is claiming she's just a] [[Palette Swap]] of Peach. [[Tranquil Fury|Link's]] [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1196 is pointing how he's hardly in the] [[Protagonist Title Fallacy|titles for his games]].
* [[Better as Friends]]: [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=947 Daisy tells Luigi this. He's just happy to finally ''have'' a friend.]
* [[Big Beautiful Woman]]: Daisy is made much chubbier than the other princesses. She's still quite cute. [[Hollywood Pudgy|Not that anyone else will give her a break about it.]]
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Luigi to a ridiculous degree. There's also the Goomba that complains about how he always has to worry about getting squashed...just for [[Star Fox (series)|Fox]] [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1113 to trample him moments afterwards].
* [[Camp Gay]]: Link.
* [[Celebrity Resemblance]]: An in-universe example happens when [[The Ditz|Rosalina]] [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=949 mistakes Luigi for] [[Queen|Freddie Mercury]].
* [[Chew Toy]]: Luigi.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Rosalina.
* [[Creepy Child]]: Lucas. It says something when quoting lyrics from ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (theatre)|Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street]]'' isn't out of character for him.
* [[The Ditz]]/[[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Rosalina is a literal space case.
* [[The Eeyore]]: Lucas.
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Rosalina paints a picture for Luigi. The painting is of Weegee, from the PC game [[Mario Is Missing]]. [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1000 Naturally, Luigi freaks out.] [[Nightmare Fuel|Its eyes even move]].
* [[Enfant Terrible]]: [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=942 Baby Peach.]
* [[Evil Counterpart]]: Luigi has one in the form of Waluigi, who constantly mocks him despite the fact he may be the one person who actually sucks more than Luigi.
** Luigi even calls him out on it. See [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]].
* [[Gamer Girl]]: Daisy.
* [[Gay Best Friend]]: Link, for Luigi. He's not ''particularly'' fabulous, but he does have a bit of relationship-wisdom to him.
* [[Genre Savvy]]: [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1287 Luigi at times.]
{{quote|'''Luigi''': Wait a tick. I haven't seen Mario in a couple of weeks. Has he gone [[Mario Is Missing|missing?]] Is this a [[Luigi's Mansion|haunted]] jet ski?
'''Person''': Uhhhh...
''(Luigi grumpily hangs up the phone)'' }}
* [[Gonk]]: [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=950 Wario], [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1039 Waluigi], and [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=957 Donkey Kong].
* [[Heroic Mime]]: Averted with Link. He [[Hand Wave|handwaves]] it by saying he just doesn't get to talk a lot in his [[The Legend of Zelda|day job]].
* [[Heterosexual Life Partners]] / [[Odd Friendship]]: Luigi and Link.
* [[Hollywood Pudgy]]: Princess Daisy
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: As read in [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1098 Wardrobe] and [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1196 Name]
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: "Navi help me... If you say 'Falcon Punch' we are leaving..."
* [[Interspecies Romance]]: Between [[Donkey Kong|Pauline and Donkey Kong]].
* [[Jerkass]]: Waluigi and Captain Falcon. Zelda is [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1203 implied] to be one.
** Captain Falcon may actually be acting like a [[Jerkass]] to cover up the fact that he is in fact just as lonely as Luigi.
* [[Jerkass Has a Point]]: Waluigi "The world values those who value themselves."
* [[My Local]]: "Sub-Space," which is a bar where Luigi, Link, and Daisy often hang out.
* [[Oh Crap]]{{context}}
* [[Puppy Dog Eyes]]: Luigi's are strong enough to work through the [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1338 phoneline]. Mario also [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=954 apparently] has them.
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1059 Luigi gives quite a nasty one to Waluigi] after he's spent two comics [[Troll|trolling]] Luigi. In fact, he begins to tear up afterwards. When Luigi starts to feel bad for it, [[Jerk with a Heart of Jerk|Waluigi]] takes advantage of the opportunity and gives him an atomic wedgie.
{{quote|'''Luigi:''' I suck? I suck!?! Look who's talking, you freak! How many games have you been in, huh? Mario Tennis? Yeah, real winner there. And what? Did you wake up one morning and think "I'm sick of playing with myself. I should do something with my life. I know! I'll dress up like a crappy evil clone of a second-string video game character." Yeah, way to aim high, pal. I may have low self-esteem but I think you are the only person who actually sucks more than I do. So you can take your "secret message" and SHOVE IT WHERE THE WARP PIPES DON'T GO!!}}
* [[Sadist Show]]: Most of the comic is about Luigi's misfortune.
* [[Samus Is a Girl]]: ...except Luigi doesn't know that. [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1084 When she offered him the time of his life, Luigi refused, saying that he didn't swing that way.]
* [[The Sociopath]]: Lucas
* [[Sure, Let's Go with That]]: In "Freddie," when Luigi takes off his hat, Princess Rosalina mistakes him for Freddie Murcury. Luigi decides to play along.
* [[Take That]]: [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=943 Peach describes] ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' as "those trashy vampire novels".
** The comic takes [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=948 a few] [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=954 digs at the outfits in] [[Super Mario Galaxy]] and [[New Super Mario Bros.]]
* [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch]]
* [[The Unfavourite]]: It wasn't really surprising when [[Butt Monkey|Luigi]] was revealed to be one. However, in an earlier comic, he says that he was apparently Mama's favorite, at least.
** Actually, he's Mama's favourite "Not-Mario". Poor Luigi.
** Taken to an incredibly pitiful level [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1389 here.]
* [[The Unseen]]: Despite being mentioned numerously, Mario hasn't appeared.
** This is actually [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] in "Playing Doctor."
* [[When Life Gives You Lemons]]: ...be thankful it didn't give you rocks.
* [[Wounded Gazelle Gambit]]: Waluigi pretends to be hurt by Luigi's beatdown of him in order to lure him in for an atomic wedgie.
* [[Yank the Dog's Chain]]: As seen in [http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1327 Party: Prelude]
* [[Yaoi Fangirl]]: Daisy is one, if her [[Kingdom Hearts|Axel/Roxas]] poster is anything to go by. Also perhaps why she's not deterred by Link outright telling her he's gay...
* [[Your Princess Is in Another Castle]]: Referenced in the first comic.

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