It Tastes Like Feet: Difference between revisions

update links
mNo edit summary
(update links)
Line 47:
 
== Film ==
* ''[[The Parent Trap (1961 film)|The Parent Trap]]'' remake. The mother has just drunk one of those [[Hideous Hangover Cure|hideous hangover cures]] that only bartenders in movies know how to make. "I think I just drank tar."
** I always thought she was referring to the viscosity, not the flavor.
*** [[Gargle Blaster|Why can't it be both?]]
Line 152:
** From another episode, Brent's description of Oscar's homemade beer:
{{quote|"Oh, really dad, it tastes like you beat a skunk to death with a salmon!"}}
* A slight variation from an episode of ''[[Myth BustersMythBusters]]'': Kari is working with a pile of some noxious goo, and she comments that it "feels like guts". She then immediately adds "and, ''yes'', I know what guts feel like. I've been working on this show for years."
** Subverted when Kari was filling a Goliath beetle simulaid with yogurt "bug guts": "Yes, I do know what bug guts taste like. Thanks to this show."
** In another episode, Adam was the official guinea pig to test a mouthwash myth. Of course, before testing, he needed to have really bad breath. He described one of the culinary delights offered up to create this as "stinky foot cheese".
Line 269:
** Later, a Power Bar when she's famished prompts the line, "Oh my! It's like a concert in my mouth and I'm Madonna!"
* ''[[Gai-Gin]]'' describes Japanese seafood as smelling "like a sperm whale just vomited" and "like a shark's vagina".
* Aubrey in ''[[Something *Positive]]'' doesn't quite fulfill this trope when she complains that her coffee tastes "like a diaper smells"—but she almost does when she adds that she "could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this!" At another point, PeeJee describes a polluted swamp thus: "If a shit were to take a shit, I'm pretty sure that's how it would smell."
* Dmitri in ''[[Spacetrawler]]'' claims that his coffee tastes like asteroid. Justified as it is actually synthesized from space debris.
* [[Problem Sleuth|It has a funny taste. You can't put your finger on it, but if you had to describe it you would say it has the flavor of INTENSE PAIN.]]
Line 307:
* Stewie in ''[[Family Guy]]'': "What's that smell? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame!"
* ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'' - Phantom Limb offers Dr. Girlfriend some Asiago cheese while pompously holding forth on its quality; she grimaces and comments "Tastes like the inside of an old Thermos!"
* Jude from ''[[Sixteen|6teen]]'' once used "This tea tastes like a dirty gymsock."
* A two-part episode of ''[[Invader Zim]]'' is titled "[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Gaz, Taster of Pork]]". In it, Gaz gains the powers of the Shadow Hog, making everything taste "like pig".
* A [[Running Gag]] on ''[[Rugrats]]'' (Each one [[It Makes Sense in Context|makes sense in context]]):
Line 352:
** There's also flavors such as Perspiration, Fun, Happy, Dirt, Natural Field Turf, Sweet Victory, Sports Cream, Bug Juice, [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Dave]]...
*** Leading to the inevitable parody [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/jones-soda-flavors.php here.]
*** Jones Soda made limited edition ''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]'' flavors too. I can't help but wonder what an Illithid Brain Blast tastes like.
**** [[Brain Food|Delicious?]]
*** That's Dave as in [[Cheech and Chong|he who is not here, man]]... it's flavored with hemp oil.