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{{quote|''"I aspire to more creativity than the common asshole. I'm more of a ... class-hole, if you will."''|'''Black Hat Guy''', ''[[Xkcd]]''}}

{{quote|''"I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane!

{{quote|''"I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane!''

While people behind me are going insane

''While people behind me are going insane''

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

''I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat''

I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

''I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"''

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

''Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces''

While handicapped people make handicapped faces!

''While handicapped people make handicapped faces!''

I'm an asshole!"''~~|'''[[Denis Leary]]''', "Asshole"}}~~

''I'm an asshole!"''

|'''[[Denis Leary]]''', "Asshole"}}

{{quote|''"[[Catch Phrase|WHAT A GROUCH!!"]]''|'''Loud Kiddington''', ''[[Histeria!]]''}}

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{{quote|'''Namine:''' So why were you saying Zex wouldn't help us?

'''Axel:''' Cause he's a jerk.

'''Zexion:''' It's true, I am a jerk.~~|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}}~~

'''Zexion:''' It's true, I am a jerk.

|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}}

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A: THEY'RE BOTH -32

(Later, after the list of victims was posted.)

TL;DR.''

~~TL;DR.''~~|'''[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/cx16l/iama_student_who_took_a_nap_after_finding_out/c0vwh50 The Ultimate Douche]'''}}

|'''[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/cx16l/iama_student_who_took_a_nap_after_finding_out/c0vwh50 The Ultimate Douche]''' ([[Reddit]], /r/IAmA}}

{{quote|''"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it.You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!"''}}

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{{quote|'''Noah:''' I'm going to enjoy [[Grand Theft Me|taking control of your body,]] Kaiba. The first thing I'm going to do is make a big donation to the local children's hospital, and then I'm going to give all the Kaiba Corporation employees a big raise.<br />

'''Kaiba:''' You will do no such thing!~~|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''}}~~

'''Kaiba:''' You will do no such thing!

|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''}}

{{quote|''"You know, there's a word for [[Jerkass|people like you]]. I'll give you a hint: It starts with 'bi' and it ends with 'otch'".''|'''Eikichi Onizuka''', ''[[Great Teacher Onizuka]]''}}

{{quote|'''Andrew''': Why do you have to insult everybody?

'''John''': I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.

|''[[The Breakfast Club]]''}}