Jessie/Funny
- This exchange between the landlady and Zuri in "The Talented Mr. Kipling":
Landlady: You people have a vicious, cold-blooded reptile living in this building?. |
- Same episode:
Jessie: All my boyfriends have to be at least 18. *looks at Mr. Kipling* And human. |
- When Ravi gets a mystical eyeball app on his computer:
Ravi: Bertram, we have terrible news! |
- Later in the same ep:
Bertram: I'm not going to get hurt doing the splits. *slips on a banana peel, then lands in a split pose* Ow! |
- And at the end of the ep:
Ravi: I guess a 3 dollar computer application cannot hold the answer to all of life's mysteries. |
- One of Creepy Connie's voice mails:
Connie: Hey Luke! It's nanny Jessie! Yip-pi-ee kai-yay... ok fine, it's Connie. |
- When Jessie freaks out on the subway:
Emma: People are staring. And in New York, that's saying something. |
- When Jessie is making a film for her friend Darla:
Mrs. Chesterfield: Marla! Your friend is a terrible nanny! She couldn't take care of a bowl of sea monkeys. |
- From "Used Karma" cue Zuri escorting Luke into the screening room.
Zuri: The Great Ravi will see you now. |
- This line from "The Princess and the Pea Brain":