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* ''[[Family Guy]]'' portrays Jesus as playing golf with guys on weekdays, and going to bars with God on weekends (Seth MacFarlane is an atheist).
** But, according to ''Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story'', was a very bad magician.
*** And he's really short. Because people were much shorter then.
** Brian is skeptical whether the guy is Jesus, so asks if he can perform miracles; He responds by changing everyone's meal into a hot fudge sundae. Then, at Peter's request, he makes Lois' bust about five cup sizes larger.
** One cutaway portrayed Jesus as [[Soul Brotha|black]].
** He also entertains his friends by turning water [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3c-kz8-bIY into funk].
{{quote|'''Black Jesus''': I rode into town on an ass....(''looks at screen'') [[Your Mom|Yo' momma's]] ass!}}
{{quote|"I just came back from Heaven and I learned that Jesus is Chinese and His last name is Hong. Jesus Hong. I don`t know where they got the Christ."}}
:* In a [[Christmas Episode]], he's in Heaven, teasing Vishnu, who is bummed out because nobody celebrates ''his'' birthday. And in yet another, He pranks Mort with a joy buzzer that He has implanted in the nail wound in his hand; nobody ever said Jesus can't be Way Cool ''and'' [[Jesus Was Crazy| Crazy]] at the same time.
* In the New Zealand animated comedy series, Bro'town, Jesus stars in every episode as every episode starts in heaven with god telling a story using the main characters. Jesus is depicted as a hip but naive teenager who learns from gods stories.
* [[Futurama|The robot Jews believe that He was built, and that He was a well-programmed robot, but they don't believe He was the robot Messiah]].
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