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{{quote|Once at a dinner party, I listened to an Indian (from India, not Arizona) telling funny stories about his mother. I listened with interest for he looked thoroughly Indian, and finally I could no longer resist. I asked in mock amazement, "Is your mother Jewish?" |
{{quote|Once at a dinner party, I listened to an Indian (from India, not Arizona) telling funny stories about his mother. I listened with interest for he looked thoroughly Indian, and finally I could no longer resist. I asked in mock amazement, "Is your mother Jewish?" |
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He looked at me quite calmly and said, "My friend, all mothers are Jewish." |
He looked at me quite calmly and said, "My friend, all mothers are Jewish." |
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{{quote|[[Light Bulb Joke|'''Q:''' How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?]] |
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'''A:''' Don't mind me. I'll just sit here in the dark and ''suffer''.}} |
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Once at a dinner party, I listened to an Indian (from India, not Arizona) telling funny stories about his mother. I listened with interest for he looked thoroughly Indian, and finally I could no longer resist. I asked in mock amazement, "Is your mother Jewish?" |
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? |
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