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* [[Happily Married]]: Whenever Jerry Lawler or Paul Heyman drool over whichever Diva is wrestling in the current match and mention it to JR, the latter calmly replies that he's a happily married man. Of course, his clever retort would be, "I may be on a diet, but I can still look at the menu!" |
* [[Happily Married]]: Whenever Jerry Lawler or Paul Heyman drool over whichever Diva is wrestling in the current match and mention it to JR, the latter calmly replies that he's a happily married man. Of course, his clever retort would be, "I may be on a diet, but I can still look at the menu!" |
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* [[Hoist By His Own Petard]]: Joining the walk out resulting in [[Triple H]]'s replacement firing him from commentary. |
* [[Hoist By His Own Petard]]: Joining the walk out resulting in [[Triple H]]'s replacement firing him from commentary. |
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* [[Hot-Blooded]]: JR tends to yell a lot during big matches but he never quite got as worked up as much as he did during ''WrestleMania XXII when [[Shawn Michaels]] fought [[Vince McMahon]] in a [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]]. Playing off of when Vince forced JR to ''[[Squick|literally]]'' [[Complete Monster|kiss his ass]] and off of Vince's continual mind games with Shawn, Ross went absolutely ballistic during the match. Even the usually over the top [[Jerry Lawler]] was (kayfabe) surprised when Ross stated that Vince deserved getting beat down more than anyone alive: "More than ''anyone alive'', JR?!" |
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{{quote| *when HBK grabs the large framed ''Muscle & Fitness'' cover at ringside and prepares to hit Vince with it* "That's right! Hit him over the head with it '''AND THEN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS!!!!'''"}} |
{{quote| *when HBK grabs the large framed ''Muscle & Fitness'' cover at ringside and prepares to hit Vince with it* "That's right! Hit him over the head with it '''AND THEN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS!!!!'''"}} |
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** He was the same way at ''No Way Out 2003'', when Steve Austin faced Eric Bischoff. Not only was Stone Cold coming back from a ten month absence, but Eric Bischoff had kicked a cinder block through Ross's head. Suffice to say, JR was as pumped for Bischoff's comeuppance as the red-hot Montreal crowd. |
** He was the same way at ''No Way Out 2003'', when Steve Austin faced Eric Bischoff. Not only was Stone Cold coming back from a ten month absence, but Eric Bischoff had kicked a cinder block through Ross's head. Suffice to say, JR was as pumped for Bischoff's comeuppance as the red-hot Montreal crowd. |