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'''Mike:''' And that, somehow, these exact same weapons - well maintained and on alert, mind you - did ''not'' save the human race from the aliens one thousand years ago, when the humans who actually ''made'' these weapons were alive? You know, the humans that did ''not'' wear goat skins, and sacrifice goats, and smell like goats, and marry goats?<br /> |
'''Mike:''' And that, somehow, these exact same weapons - well maintained and on alert, mind you - did ''not'' save the human race from the aliens one thousand years ago, when the humans who actually ''made'' these weapons were alive? You know, the humans that did ''not'' wear goat skins, and sacrifice goats, and smell like goats, and marry goats?<br /> |
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'''Kevin:''' Yes, Mike.<br /> |
'''Kevin:''' Yes, Mike.<br /> |
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'''Mike:''' And is there any reason that I should not dedicate my ''life'' to building a [[Time Machine]], so that I can eventually travel back to the set of ''[[Saturday Night Fever]]'' and infuse the heels of [[John Travolta|Travolta]]'s disco shoes with nitroglycerin, so that he is eliminated from history and this movie ''[[Set Right What Once Went Wrong|never gets made]]?!''<br /> |
'''Mike:''' And is there any reason that I should not dedicate my ''life'' to building a [[Time Machine]], so that I can eventually travel back to the set of ''[[Saturday Night Fever]]'' and infuse the heels of [[John Travolta (Creator)|Travolta]]'s disco shoes with nitroglycerin, so that he is eliminated from history and this movie ''[[Set Right What Once Went Wrong|never gets made]]?!''<br /> |
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'''Bill:''' Um... no, Mike. (''[[Beat]]'') Go nuts... I think you just did.|''[[Rifftrax]]'', ''[[Battlefield Earth (Film)|Battlefield Earth]]'' }} |
'''Bill:''' Um... no, Mike. (''[[Beat]]'') Go nuts... I think you just did.|''[[Rifftrax]]'', ''[[Battlefield Earth (Film)|Battlefield Earth]]'' }} |
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Revision as of 14:53, 9 January 2014
Mike: So... these jets were all fueled, and tuned up, and ready to go after a thousand years?! |