Katanas Are Just Better/Quotes

There's nothing more reliable than a Japanese sword, is there?

—Saito Hajime, Rurouni Kenshin

Hey, that was an unbreakable kawajiri blade! ...ok, refund on the unbreakable part, but it was still shiny and cool!

—Deadpool

TG: brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle

TG: and they always do

EB: you mean that cheap piece of shit you have on your wall?

TG: FU

TG: its sharp and its awesome and its a sword

TG: end of story

—Homestuck

Oh, what is it with you sword guys and talking about how cool your swords are?

—Brock Samson, The Venture Bros

4chan /tg/ copypasta "Katanas are Underpowered in d20"

All the best stuff is made in Japan.

—description of the Katana, Dungeons of Dredmor