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* "I! DROPPED THE SCREW! IN THE TUNA! IT WAS ME! Oh, the humanity!"
* The ending to "Mental Kel-Epathy", in which Kel (pretending to be psychic) takes part of a test set up by a talk show. He had to press a button to turn on a green light, the other buttons though sends a nasty buzzing sound to headphones worn by the Rockmores & "Ezekiel" (Actually Chris in disguise). Naturally he screws up and in the end he admits he's a fraud.
{{quote|Kel: "I'm so sorry! I'm sorry!"
Kenan: "What?"
Kel: "Sorry!"
Kenan: "Your sorry?"
Kel: [[Large Ham|"I'M NOT A PSYCHIC! I'm just a child!"]]<br />
Kenan: "You just a child? Here I come, I'm gonna get you for messing up my-" (Kel pressed the button that sends a buzz in Kenan's headphones) "-Ow, plan!" (Kel pressed the button again) "You're supposed to be my boy!" (Kel pressed the button again) "This could've worked!" (Kel rapidly pressed the button) "OW! OW! I'm gonna beat ya-OW!" (Kel pressed almost every button) "Daddy, he's hurting me." }}
* Kel taunting Mad Dog in episode "Girl Watchers":
{{quote|'''Kel''': I mean, who wanna be your girlfriend?
'''Kenan''': Kel! Shh! He doesn't mean that.
'''Kel''': Oh yes I do. I mean, look at you. You're big, and ugly, and... tattooed. }}
* In "Dial O for Oops":
{{quote|'''Kenan:''' You'll be Amy.
'''Kel:''' And who'll you be?
'''Kenan:''' ME! I'll be me! }}
** Kel acts all girly and in front of a mirror.
{{quote|'''Kenan:''' Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring! MAN, PICK UP THE SHOE!!}}
** Kenan didn't hang up well, and the Dawsons' answering machine recorded everything Kenan and Kel said about Mr. Dawson, which is what Roger said.
{{quote|'''Kenan:''' Stop saying my name.
'''Kel:''' Why Kenan?
'''Kenan:''' I'm sorry! Oh please forgive me! Don't fire my daddy! This isn't even Kenan. This is... ''[with accent]'' Fernando. Fernando Mantebal. I don't know nobody named Kenan. I... ''[loses accent]'' oh! ''[hangs up]''
'''Kel:''' Smoooth. }}
** "Kenan, I don't wanna go to Alaska! Can we just stay here in America?"
* In "The Raffle":
** Kel thought it was "waffle". [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Even the delivery man thought so too.]]
** 
{{quote|'''Kenan:''' Elaborate.
''[Kel just stands there]''
'''Kenan:''' Tell me what happened! }}
** 
{{quote|'''Kel:''' That I don't get to keep.
'''Kenan:''' Enough! }}
** "Grab a seal, some a veal, and the Shaquille O'Neill, and meet me down by the ferris wheel. [[The Seventies|To be real!]]"
** Kenan's girly scream: "'''''BEETTYYYYYYYYY!!!'''''"
* '''Kel:''' "New Zealand?"
* "I'm Gonna Get You Kenan" has Kel tackling a nun, think she's the Jackhammer. [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|Blasphemy, right?]]
** There's also the scene in the police station where he opens and closes the Jackhammer's cell door.
{{quote|'''Kel''': Oh, Mr. Jackahamma! The door's open! Oh, it's close! Wait, wait, wait, it's open! No, it's close! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Wanna come out?}}
** Kel doesn't recognize Kenan, who is in disguise.
{{quote|'''Kel''': Has anyone seen Kenan?
'''Kenan''': Kel, it's me.
'''Kel''': And I'm me. }}
* "Foul Bull" would have the duo looking at the newspaper of them being blamed for Ron Harper's injury.
{{quote|'''Kenan''': Oh no!
'''Kel''': Aw, man!
'''Kenan''': Kel, look!
'''Kel''': I know! [[Comically Missing the Point|The pope canceled his trip to Acapulco!]] }}
** The part where [[Keep-Away|they tried to keep the remote control for the TV away from Roger]] is priceless.
* "The Chicago Witch Trials"
** This dialogue:
{{quote|'''Sharla:''' Don't worry, Kenan. She doesn't dislike you... yet.
'''Kenan:''' Well, if she's with you, she can't be picky. ''(long pause)'' Hi, Becky. }}
** '''Kel:''' Which trials?
** Sharla accidentally blew dust on Becky. It made her itchy. Kenan peaked to see her scratching.
{{quote|'''Kenan:''' She's scratching!
'''Kel:''' Maybe she got dust blowin' on her.
'''Kenan:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Oh yeah, that's realistic.]] She's a witch! }}
** Then Kenan walked up to her to sniff her, then walks back to the backroom. She smelled the barbecue sauce that was squirted on her.
{{quote|'''Kenan:''' She smells like fire!
'''Kel:''' Maybe she ''was'' on fire.
'''Kenan:''' She wasn't on fire! She's a witch! }}
* "We, we, we, we... WE'VE BEEN ROBBED BY A CLOWN!!!"
* "Clothes Encounters" would have Kenan and Kel volleying insults about Rudy. They didn't notice [[Right Behind Me|she heard all that while they're dressing up]].
{{quote|'''Kenan''': But I'll tell you one thing: if I do go out with her, man, I am not wearing this stupid, ugly, rice pants. You know, for somebody that works in a clothes store, she sure has bad taste in clothing.
'''Kel''': Yeah, she got bad taste in perfume, too. She smells like a stinky water buffalo. }}
* The policemen in "Attack of the Bug Men".

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