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{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Bonbon}}''':Why should it be?!?! [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|I'm not a cliche!]]}}

* Every time assassins try to kill Lute, it always ends in some form of hilarious failure for them.

* Lute decides to visit the enemy castle to parley with the enemy general. A soldier asks him if he has any weapons on him:

{{quote|'''Lute''': I have one that expands and shrinks below my waist.}}

* When Lute and Shamsiel are talking about what would happen if he ever became king, he wonders what people would call him since he felt "King Lute the 1st" sounds lame. Shamsiel's suggestion? {{spoiler|"Penis the 1st"}}

* Lute and Shamsiel are talking about something, and the subject of a signal comes up. Lute says that he's practicing a special call to summon her to him. {{spoiler|She responds that she would come faster if he just whipped his d-ck out. (No pun intended.)}}

* One day in the Harem Route, Motaire got upset about Gladys having {{spoiler|fallen in love with Lute}}, so after she left to return to {{spoiler|Vunderbalt}}, Motaire tried to {{spoiler|attack Lute, but the guards as well as General Felzen and Zant stop him, and then proceed to kick his ass mercilessly to knock a few points off his over-inflated ego. Motaire finally apologizes to Lute and collapses on the ground. Lute actually felt sorry for the guy, so as he and Isis were walking away, Lute tells Gladys that he thinks he should tell the generals not to pummel Motaire's face so much anymore, since his face was his life. Isis told him that he was very kind for saying that, because she figured someone would hate somebody if they gave them as much trouble as Motaire had been giving him even after his rise in ranks. Lute actually says "But he's a funny guy."}} Isis thought he was being sarcastic and busted out laughing.

* The night before Lute's {{spoiler|execution in the Harem Route, Isis, Roxanne, Shamsiel, and Luceria are discussing their plans for rescuing Lute}}. At one point, they mention Motaire {{spoiler|possibly exposing everything since he had seen when Roxanne was acting as a body-double for Luceria who had been away meeting with Gladys at the time. Shamsiel offers to "suck the words out of him" to keep him quiet, but Isis tells her not to. Shamsiel then complains since she hadn't "had Lute" lately so she was hungry, and blissfully says that his was so tasty, it was the very best she'd ever had. As she's saying this, Isis and Luceria are both looking rather dejected about it. Shamsiel asks them what was wrong, but they say it was nothing, although they were clearly lying. What's funny about this is that... Luceria had been with Lute before, she knew what Shamsiel meant, but Isis? She by this point of the route, had NOT. Meaning that Isis, the normally tough-ass, action girl, badass knight, is actually sitting there thinking about "tasting" Lute's}}...

* On the morning of Lute's {{spoiler|execution in the Harem Route, Isis, Roxanne, Shamsiel, and Luceria are discussing the plan to save Lute, and they begin to argue. Roxanne manages to calm everyone down, and Luceria says, "All of us here know Sir Lute. [[Good People Have Good Sex|All of us here have shared his love.]]" To which Shamsiel remarks, "Weeeell, there's still one who hasn't really." Referring to Isis who gets angry at the comment and threatens to kill her. Shamsiel laughs and calls her a "late bloomer"}}. All others present are speechless and start blushing.

* After Lute and Emeralia are {{spoiler|freed from the execution platform, Emeralia starts shouting to the crowds about what really happened to the King. She exposed Bobon for his conspiring to revolt in Boan that Lute thwarted, she declared how the Prime Minister was having [[Running Gag|Wann Koeng]] play both sides of the Vunderbalt rebellion, also how the Prime Minister tried to have her poison Lute during his celebratory banquet not long ago, and she also confessed to how she had overheard the King declaring Lute to be his successor and then after she told the Prime Minister that, he went and murdered the King and had her frame Lute with the murder weapon.}} The funny part is what the Prime Minister says immediately afterward:

{{quote|'''Prime Minister''': Do not believe the witch! Do I look to be one to do such heinous acts?!}}

{{quote|'''The Crowds''': ... (No response.)}}

* As the Prime Minister is {{spoiler|fleeing from everyone when his plots are exposed in the Harem Route, he makes it to his room and tries to ambush Gladys with a secret revolver handgun he had. He misses. He tries to gloat that even if she was a great knight, a gun negates her skills. Gladys asks what would happen if he fails... Shamsiel then appears, catching him by surprise, and causing him to fire off all remaining rounds at her. None of the shots affected her, and she teasingly laughed and said, "Zero points!" He tries to fire again, but is out of ammo}}. Shamsiel looks at him and says "Derrrrp!"