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{{quote|<nowiki>* p4 has joined #hynes</nowiki><br />
{{quote|<nowiki>* p4 has joined #hynes</nowiki>
<Opius>So i stroke and stroke and stroke, and it does nothing<br />
<Opius>So i stroke and stroke and stroke, and it does nothing
<Opius>then all of a sudden it goes nuts and puts white shit all over my work<br />
<Opius>then all of a sudden it goes nuts and puts white shit all over my work
<p4>i wont ask|'''qdb.us''' [http://qdb.us/33726 #33726] (abridged)}}
<p4>i wont ask|'''qdb.us''' [http://qdb.us/33726 #33726] (abridged)}}


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== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
== [[Live-Action TV]] ==
* ''[[Friends]]'': When Phoebe goes to the hospital in labor, she tells the receptionist that "The father is my brother." She's acting as a surrogate for her brother and his wife, but the receptionist doesn't know that, and gives her a very strange look.
* ''[[Friends]]'': When Phoebe goes to the hospital in labor, she tells the receptionist that "The father is my brother." She's acting as a surrogate for her brother and his wife, but the receptionist doesn't know that, and gives her a very strange look.
{{quote| '''Rachel''': I am ''so'' going to miss watching you freak people out like that!}}
{{quote|'''Rachel''': I am ''so'' going to miss watching you freak people out like that!}}
* ''[[Scrubs]]'': The following conversation between Dr. Kelso and Carla:
* ''[[Scrubs]]'': The following conversation between Dr. Kelso and Carla:
{{quote| '''Kelso:''' ''...And yet, for some reason I'm not wearing a party hat sitting bare-ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt. He was an old navy buddy and if you went through what we did you'd understand... It's because your little theory is way off.''}}
{{quote|'''Kelso:''' ''...And yet, for some reason I'm not wearing a party hat sitting bare-ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt. He was an old navy buddy and if you went through what we did you'd understand... It's because your little theory is way off.''}}
* Everything Larry David does in ''[[Curb Your Enthusiasm]]'', due to the other characters misinterpreting what Larry has done. An example being the episode in which Larry puts a water bottle down his pants to sneak it into a theater, and a little girl hugs him. He feels the water bottle, then runs into the lobby screaming, "MOMMY! MOMMY! That bald man's in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!" Larry has no choice but to escape through the window.
* Everything Larry David does in ''[[Curb Your Enthusiasm]]'', due to the other characters misinterpreting what Larry has done. An example being the episode in which Larry puts a water bottle down his pants to sneak it into a theater, and a little girl hugs him. He feels the water bottle, then runs into the lobby screaming, "MOMMY! MOMMY! That bald man's in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!" Larry has no choice but to escape through the window.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B3oC6yWY0A You can watch the entire scene here.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B3oC6yWY0A You can watch the entire scene here.]
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== [[Web Original]] ==
== [[Web Original]] ==
* The first line of [http://www.bash.org/?352172 this] bash.org quote.
* The first line of [http://www.bash.org/?352172 this] bash.org quote.
{{quote| '''NH Boy''' I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(<br />
{{quote|'''NH Boy''' I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
'''rycool''' ...<br />
'''rycool''' ...
'''NH Boy''' [[Innocent Innuendo|I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.]]<br />
'''NH Boy''' [[Innocent Innuendo|I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.]]<br />
'''NH Boy''' Oh well, time to buy new strings. }}
'''NH Boy''' Oh well, time to buy new strings. }}
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* In ''[[Invader Zim]]''...
* In ''[[Invader Zim]]''...
{{quote| '''Zim:'''"The Dib! THE DIB! I don't ''care'' how [[Foe Yay|delicious]] [[Ho Yay|he is,]] he's ''evil!''}}
{{quote|'''Zim:'''"The Dib! THE DIB! I don't ''care'' how [[Foe Yay|delicious]] [[Ho Yay|he is,]] he's ''evil!''}}
* The ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' episode "Lesson Zero" {{spoiler|has Twilight come across what appears to be Fluttershy beating a bear severely and then breaking its neck. She was actually performing chiropractic therapy on it}}
* The ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' episode "Lesson Zero" {{spoiler|has Twilight come across what appears to be Fluttershy beating a bear severely and then breaking its neck. She was actually performing chiropractic therapy on it}}
** That same episode has a driven-to-insanity Twilight approach three ''very'' young girls and saying "Hi, Girls..." slowly and with a really creepy face. Anyone who saw this without realizing what it was would just scream "RUN, CHILDREN! RUN!"
** That same episode has a driven-to-insanity Twilight approach three ''very'' young girls and saying "Hi, Girls..." slowly and with a really creepy face. Anyone who saw this without realizing what it was would just scream "RUN, CHILDREN! RUN!"