Lethal Chef/Quotes
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Lister: Rimmer, proper dumplings, when they are properly cooked to perfection, Rimmer, proper dumplings should not bounce! |
"There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was only ninety percent of a lethal dose."
—Bender, Futurama
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<scytale> man, i suck at cooking |
Hank: How do you blow up a salad? |
1. Peel onion and potatoes, cutting them into appropriately-sized pieces. —Excerpt from one of Mizuki Himeji's recipes, Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
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"Asuka's cooking isn't just bad, it's almost supernatural. When she steps into a kitchen, strange things start to happen. It's like she turns off the Earth's magnetic field."
—Yuuki, E's Otherwise on his sister
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Luke: P-Professor! There's smoke coming off this tea! —Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box, if you screw up on the tea minigame
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Sera: Hurry! Put it in your mouth before the bowl melts!
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Invidia: Terrible, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents. —First Lord's Fury, on the Vord Queen's cooking.
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King Dedede: (tasting samples of Kawasaki's food) Tasteless! Nasty! Awful! This stinks! This too! Lousy! Putrid! Rancid! TREASON!!! Kawa-yucki, I oughta fry you up like a fritter! —Kirby Right Back At Ya, "The Big Taste Test"
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I didn't know you could burn juice.
—Rarity, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
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