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* There have been at least four attempts to sue the makers of Froot Loops due to the lack of actual fruit in their product. So far, none have been successful.

* [[George Carlin]] had a good routine about this.

* If you see the phrase "juice extract" appearing on the label of a "100% fruit juice" beverage, then no matter what else the package may claim, sugar has been added... but since that sugar was ''extracted'' from juice, it somehow doesn't count. You can even eat a brownie from an alleged "health food" store that contains ''no'' sugar, but copious amounts of "cane juice extract"... yeah. Figure that one out.

** The terms for "cane" sugar aren't law: Cane sugar and cane syrup could be unprocessed, leaving in the molasses and its nutrients (not to mention a lot of flavor) or it could be pure sucrose ala table sugar derived from sugar cane rather than sugar beets.

== [[Western Animation]] ==

* Many Krusty Brand products in ''[[The Simpsons]]'' TV show and comic books fall under this trope: the Krusty Burger (a "meat-flavored sandwich"), Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage, Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich, and Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins. And Krusty Burger's Beef-Flavored Chicken. At least they were honest about their Whatchamacarcass Sandwich.

** The school cafeteria serves "malk" instead of milk. It may or may not come from rats.

* ''[[King of the Hill]]'' had Hank go into a health food store and get "not dogs". They're hot dogs made from tofu. He responded that he was allergic to tofu. Not surprisingly, they had fauxfu.