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[[File:lobo_9298lobo 9298.jpg|frame|The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]

{{quote|''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[Exact Words|as in]] '[[Fun Withwith Acronyms|disem]]''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''|''[[Superman: theThe Animated Series]]'', "The Main Man"}}

Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Star Wars|potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[The Virus|somethin' special]] to show 'em [[Kill 'Em All|how I really felt]]. [[Doomed Hometown|Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.

Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a [[Nineties Anti -Hero]], but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[Amusing Injuries|There, here's yer spine back.]]

=== The Main Man owns the followin' Tropes: ===

* [[Anti -Hero]]: People try to put me as a Type V.

* [[Apocalypse How]]: That one time I found [[The Mask (Comic Bookcomics)|The Mask]].

* [[Cluster F -Bomb]]: They don't call it [[Subverted Trope|frag grenade]] fer nuthin', ya know!

* [[From a Single Cell]]: There was [[Young Justice (Comic Bookcomics)|this time]] I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]

* [[Guest Star Party Member]]: After [[Superman|the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the [[Justice League]] cartoon, yours truly showed up to take his place, since no one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[Villain Team -Up|Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[Overly Long Gag|sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.

* [[Hey, ItsIt's That Voice!]]: [[Brad Garrett]] (of ''[[Everybody Loves Raymond]]'') has the honor of voicin' the Main Man in my TV [[Superman: theThe Animated Series|cartoon]] [[Justice League (animation)|appearances]].

{{quote| Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Crops ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[Deathbringer the Adorable|cute fluffy]] [[Killer Rabbit|bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code.}}

* [[Nineties Anti -Hero]]: Originally a [[Word of God]] [[Satire, Parody, Pastiche]] of one. Later played straight at times after I got a lot of [[Misaimed Fandom]] popularity.

* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the 90s for [[Darker and Edgier]] [[Anti -Hero]] comic book characters."

* [[Strong Asas They Need to Be]]