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Line 9: Listen up, dweebs! Seein' as how I'm me, it's time I gave ya the real lowdown on the Main Man. Name's '''Lobo''', and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast\|He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Star Wars\|potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[The Virus\|somethin' special]] to show 'em [[Kill'Em All\|how I really felt]]. [[Doomed Hometown\|Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking\|gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since. Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a [[Nineties Anti-Hero]], but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys. Line 45: * [[Hey, It's That Voice!]]: [[Brad Garrett]] (of ''[[Everybody Loves Raymond]]'') has the honor of voicin' the Main Man in my TV [[Superman: The Animated Series\|cartoon]] [[Justice League (animation)\|appearances]]. * [[Hooks and Crooks]] * [[Hypocritical ~~Humor~~Heartwarming]]: Darlene said once that I'm a pervert and ~~chauvenist~~chauvinist who objectifies women. Meh, [[I Can Live With That]]. Just keep in mind, anyone ''else'' who comes into the diner and gropes her while I'm there is leavin' in a body bag. * [[Karma Houdini]] * [[Knife Nut]]: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you? Line 82: [[Category:Animal Title Index]] [[Category:Lobo]] [[Category:Character]]]