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* [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]]: In ''[[Tiny Titans]],'' I work as the school coach. Once made my students run a race around the world.
* [[Exact Words]]: The Main Man's word is his bond. Mostly.
* [[Fat Bastard]]: WHAT? [[I Take Offense to That Last One| I ain't fat!]] Well, okay, [[Super Zeroes| maybe I was (or would be)]] in that whole ''[[DC One Million]]'' thing, but that’s what, 80 thousand years from now? Uh, maybe I’ll make a note to start watching the calories 40 millennia from now, just to be on the safe side...
* [[From a Single Cell]]: There was [[Young Justice (comics)|this time]] I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]
* [[Genius Bruiser]]: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade Virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* [[The Grinch]]: Uh, ''no'', I ain't got nuthin' against Christmas personally. The Easter Bunny's the guy you want. Like I said, just do what he pays me to do. [[Bad Santa| And Santa was kind of a jerk too.]]
* [[Guest Star Party Member]]: After [[Superman|the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the [[Justice League]] cartoon, yours truly showed up [[Anti-Hero Substitute|to take his place]], since no one else besides the Main Man woulda been man enough to do it. Some of [[Villain Team-Up|Superman's enemies]] tried goin' after us, and I ended up fightin' that tutu-wearin', daisy-sniffin, showtune-singin', broccoli-eatin', [[Overly Long Gag|sensitivity-expressin']] panty-waist Kalibak. I ended up buryin' him under a pile of smashed cars until the little sissy-mary finally agreed to say "Uncle". It was a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], but as you mighta guessed the Main Man tends to specialize in that sorta thing.
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: Can't have enough.
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* [[Knife Nut]]: Does the nickname "Mr. Machete" mean anything to you?
* [[Large Ham]]
* [[Last of His Kind]]: I fragged all the other Czarnians for my high school science project! Gave myself an "A".
* [[Lighter and Softer]]: Yeah, the Main Man can do "lighter" from time to time, includin' my ''[[Tiny Titans]]'' appearances. Say I'm "softer" and you'll be shoppin' for new teeth.
* {{spoiler|[[Brightest Day|Red]] [[Light Is Not Good]]}}
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