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[[File:lobo_9298.jpg|frame|The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]
[[File:lobo_9298.jpg|frame|The Main Man don't like bein' looked at funny, fanboys.]]



{{quote|''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[Exact Words|as in]] '[[Fun with Acronyms|disem]]''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''|''[[Superman: The Animated Series]]'', "The Main Man"}}
{{quote|''"The name's Lobo. That's 'L' as in 'lacerate', 'O' as in 'obliterate', 'B' [[Exact Words|as in]] '[[Fun with Acronyms|disem]]''bowel''', and 'O' as in, uh, aw, I guess I can use 'obliterate' twice, huh, whaddya think?"''|''[[Superman: The Animated Series]]'', "The Main Man"}}
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Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a [[Nineties Anti-Hero]], but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.
Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a [[Nineties Anti-Hero]], but try laughin' at the Main Man and I'll blow yer head off. In any case I predate most of them, first appearing in ''"Omega Men''" #3 (June, 1983). Records of my life turned up in my own 4 issue mini-series (November, 1990-February, 1991). The readers seemed to love it, as more mini-series turned up and sold well. I next got my own regular series which lasted for 64 issues, from December, 1993 to July, 1999. Not that I ever stopped appearing in the pages of series named after other guys.

An' I ain't no [[Lobo (music)|singer from the '70s]]! Frag that "Me'n'you'n'a dog named 'Boo'"!


Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[Amusing Injuries|There, here's yer spine back.]]
Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[Amusing Injuries|There, here's yer spine back.]]
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* [[The Unfettered]]: "Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything."
* [[The Unfettered]]: "Once the Main Man puts his mind to it, he can destroy anything."
* [[Unreliable Narrator]]: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the [[Justice League]] and [[Green Lantern Corps]] never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
* [[Unreliable Narrator]]: Of course I did kill my entire race! Never mind that the [[Justice League]] and [[Green Lantern Corps]] never make catching me their priority! That was as true as the time I killed Santa Claus!
* [[Unsettling Gender Reveal]]: HEY!! It ain't MY fault {{spoiler|that [[Meaningful Name|T.V.]] Smith "chick" turned out ta be a [[Wholesome Crossdresser|transvestite!!]]}}
* [[Unsettling Gender Reveal]]: HEY!! It ain't ''my'' fault {{spoiler|that [[Meaningful Name|T.V.]] Smith "chick" turned out ta be a [[Wholesome Crossdresser|transvestite!!]]}}
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: Whatta ya fraggin' bastiches talkin' about?
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: Whatta ya fraggin' bastiches talkin' about?
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Worse than [[Adolf Hitler|that German guy]], at least. I try my best.
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Worse than [[Adolf Hitler|that German guy]], at least. I try my best.