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• ...has two: the "couch woman" (Gloria) waking up, grabbing a BFG and shooting around, and "It's been emotional".
  • Three. You forgot the car door.
• "If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you! Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me."
• "Never, ever in my life, has anyone been as fucking rude to me, as you, Dog! Fucking bastard!"