Lost/Haiku

I am still waiting

for the writers to make sense.

I think they are Lost.

-Amazingly Enough

You can almost hear

This show's writers giving up

It's quite amusing

Four, eight, fifteen, six-

Teen, twenty-three, forty-two;

Someone please explain?

Four, eight, fifteen, six-

Teen, twenty-three, forty-two.

Total? One-oh-eight.

—Umptyscope

All of the strange things

On the island are caused by

"You guys, where ARE we?"

Numbers bear smoke four-toed foot.

Good enough for me.

For six whole seasons

They brought us together. Now,

It's time to let go.

Open up the eye

Writers think of ev'rything

Two sides: black and white

God fucking damn it

The end was a Tear Jerker

We will miss you, Lost