Lost Girl/Funny: Difference between revisions

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* Bo's rant after the Fae try to interrogate her.

{{quote| '''The Ash''': You know the rules. Just name your clan.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''The Ash''': You know the rules. Just name your clan.

'''Bo''': Buddy, for the last time, I don't have a clan. Okay? Or bagpipes, or hagis. I'm not frickin' Scottish! }}

* Kenzi trying to get something for herself when helping Trick.

{{quote| '''Kenzi''': If I help you with this, I want 5% of the Dall's profits.~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Kenzi''': If I help you with this, I want 5% of the Dall's profits.

'''Trick''': No.~~ ~~

'''Trick''': No.

'''Kenzi''': The lucky coin for a year.~~ ~~

'''Kenzi''': The lucky coin for a year.

'''Trick''': No.~~ ~~

'''Trick''': No.

'''Kenzi''': *girlishly* Can I have a u-ni-corn? }}

* Kenzi after hearing noises, to her roommate the Succubus.

{{quote| '''Kenzi''': Did you bring elves home? I'm not judging, I just wanna know.}}

{{quote|'''Kenzi''': Did you bring elves home? I'm not judging, I just wanna know.}}

** What makes it extra funny is that within the Showverse this is entirely plausible - they actually ''had'' one around for a while - so she wasn't being sarcastic, she was genuinely asking.

* Kenzi trying to wake up her friend Bo.

{{quote| '''Kenzi''': Oh my God! Total 911! Goblins have stormed the kitchen and are eating all the sugar pops!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Kenzi''': Oh my God! Total 911! Goblins have stormed the kitchen and are eating all the sugar pops!

'''Bo''': Tell them the milk's gone sour. }}

** [[Genius Bonus]] in Bo's line: several [[Real Life]] myths claimed that one way of detecting magical creatures like elves or goblins was that they caused milk to go sour.

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* Kenzi in Dyson's body in "Original Skin".

{{quote| '''Bo''':Kenzi?~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Bo''':Kenzi?

'''Kenzi''': (while dancing) Check me out! Kicking it in the Wolfman! Yeah!

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