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'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130403042834/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]''' is one of infamous [[Fanfic]] writer [[Sue Mary]]'s stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose [[Hannah Montana]] and Po of ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]'' [[Crack Pairing|as the star-crossed lovers]].

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they "lack the happy tru relashunships", but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[Rouge Angles of Satin|Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[Die Hard|John McClane]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by <s> MC King Kong Mushi</s> "[[Parappa the Rapper|Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father <s> Billy Ray Cyrus</s> Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

As one can imagine from that summary, ''Love's Heartstrings'' is chock-full of [[Narm]], [[Rouge Angles of Satin]], and features the most bizarre examples of [[Ron the Death Eater]] and [[Draco in Leather Pants]] ever seen in fanfiction.

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* [[Big No]]: Though it's actually spelled as a "[[Rouge Angles of Satin|Big Moo]]".
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Unintentional, but the idea of Billy Ray Cyrus raping ''[[But You Screw One Goat!|Po]]'' is just too [[Narm|narmy]] to be taken seriously.
* [[Cameo]]: "The Guy from [[Die Hard|Dye Hard]]", "[[Parappa the Rapper|Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", and even [[One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest|Nurse Ratchet]] appear in the story for no reason other than perceived [[Author Appeal]].
* [[Crack Pairing]] / [[Crossover Ship]]: Hannah and Po. 
* [[Crossover]]
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: "Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa" is actually named MC King Kong Mushi and he's a spider, not an octopus.
* [[Disappeared Dad]]: After {{spoiler|raping Po}}, Billy Ray Cyrus "went gone". He returns for a final showdown at the story's conclusion.
* [[Funetik Aksent]]: A staple of Sue Mary's stories.
* [[I Am Not Shazam]]: Po is only called by his actual name ''once'' in the whole story. Every other time he's referred to as some misspelled variant of Kung Fu Panda (and one other time as [[Winnie the Pooh|Poo]]). 
* [[Non-Indicative Name]]: About halfway through the story, the words "Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan" appear. There is never a Kung Fu King or a place called Kackistan mentioned again. 
* [[Rape as Drama]]: Attempted, see [[Black Comedy Rape]].
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)]]: Double-subverted, in effect? 
* [[The Power of Love]]: Hannah and Po use this to defeat <s> Billy Ray</s> Rubray.
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: During the final battle, Billy Ray Cyrus "aws naked and they could see his huge 'kelp bunny'."
** It gives [[Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen|the mancarrot]] a run for its money. 
* [[Word Salad Title]]: Both ''Love's Heartstrings'' and Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan.

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