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* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: Double Averted with Sailor Terra, the Velociraptors are knee high and have feathers, '''and''' the people of the 80s don't know that dinosaurs had feathers.

* [[Dissonant Serenity]]: [[Meaningful Name|Serenity]] has this effect ''[[Beyond the Impossible|on the Warp itself]]''.

* [[Distracted By the Sexy]]: Beryl is justifiably thrown off her train of thought by Fulgrim in some incidences.

* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]: Beryl is justifiably thrown off her train of thought by Fulgrim in some incidences.

* [[Drinking Contest]]: Leman Russ starts [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6632252/85/Lovehammer_BM_Edition one], though it did ''not'' go the way he expected it to, isn't that right, [[Never Gets Drunk|Mortarion]]?

* [[Drives Like Crazy]]: Angron's attempt to ride a warbike led to him breaking both the warbike and both his legs. He did take out a lot of Orks in the process though.

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* [[Dual-Wielding]]: Angron's preferred fighting style is to use two swords at once.

* [[Everyone Is Related]]: Although the Senshi and Serenity aren't ''really'' blood relatives, not even to each other, not that they care much.

* [[Everything's Better ~~With~~ Dinosaurs]]: Sailor Terra's basic attack is "The Smoking Bomber," it never shows up because he much prefers "Hungry Sailor Verlocirator Attack"

* [[Everything's Better with Dinosaurs]]: Sailor Terra's basic attack is "The Smoking Bomber," it never shows up because he much prefers "Hungry Sailor Verlocirator Attack"

* [[Everything Is Even Worse With Sharks]]: When the Youma jumped out of the water to escape the fish Sailor Terra used "Pretty Sailor Solider Shark Attack" since the great white was capable of jumping out of the water to get the Youma.

* [[Extra Ore Dinary]]: Venus

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* [[Gambit Pileup]]: The Great Treachery and the Age of Heresy in general, there ''is'' a reason it was nicknamed the "Galactic Clusterfuck" by the authors.

* [[Gender Bender]]: While the "Sailor Horus" storyline has the eponymous character and Fulgrim crossdressing, Mortarion and Angron were reborn as women.

* [[Girls ~~With~~ Guns]]: Mars likes her meltagun, yes she does.

* [[Girls with Guns]]: Mars likes her meltagun, yes she does.

** Carried one step further with the OC Captain Sharon Vale of the Cadian 11th Armored and her tank/boyfriend Blade of Fury a.k.a. Sharon's Boomstick, an [[Tank Goodness|Imperial Shadowsword tank]]. Also [[Cargo Ship]].

** Venus also mentions proficiency with a bolter once or twice.

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* [[Heel Realization]]: Beryl.

* [[Hot Amazon]] and [[Amazonian Beauty]]: All them to varying extents, but Jupiter especially.

* [[Hot Chick ~~With~~ a Sword]]: Uranus and Venus.

* [[Hot Chick with a Sword]]: Uranus and Venus.

** Uranus [[Dual Wield|Dual Wields]] CHAINSWORDS!

* [[Huge Guy, Tiny Girl]]: Non-romantic example with Mortarion and Persephone.

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* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]: The Martian global network consists of 40% porn. The Emperor assures them that this is completely to be expected that such happen spontaneously to such a network, and that Slaanesh isn't involved.

** But it's icky wet fleshy sex! For the cyborg, flesh-hating Mechanicus this is layers of perversion and ew. Their own datasphere is trolling them.

* [[In the Name of ~~The~~ Moon|IN NOMINE LUNA]]: Space Marines shout this occasionally. They have at least once also declared something like that they win battles during the night and fight for justice during the day. And it is seriously scary to their opponents.

* [[In the Name of the Moon|IN NOMINE LUNA]]: Space Marines shout this occasionally. They have at least once also declared something like that they win battles during the night and fight for justice during the day. And it is seriously scary to their opponents.

{{quote| ...<br />

"THE EMPEROR'S WRATH UPON THE BETRAYER!" was the retort of a thousand strong.<br />

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"IN NOMINE LUNA, THEY SHALL BE PUNISHED!" }}

* [[It Tastes Like Feet]]: Horus compares Serenity's biscuits with a "wet cat's backside" ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6632252/1/Lovehammer_BM_Edition here]''

* [[I Was Beaten By a Girl]]: {{spoiler|Russ, much to his dismay.}}

* [[I Was Beaten by a Girl]]: {{spoiler|Russ, much to his dismay.}}

* [[Kuudere]]: Mortarion is a male example.

* [[Lady of War]]: Serenity

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* [[Luke, I Am Your Father]]: Pretty much how finding a Primarch works, unless it's Serenity that makes first contact, which seems to be most of the time. Then again, those instances only mean that the [[Luke, I Am Your Father]] moment is temporarily delayed.

* [[Luminescent Blush]]: Thora during Vulkan and Angron's wrestling match.

* [[Man in A Kilt]]: Angron is implied to favor kilts in a few continuities. In the Sailor Horus storyline he treats the fuku skirt the same way, despite being a [[Gender Bender|teenage girl]] at the time

* [[Man in a Kilt]]: Angron is implied to favor kilts in a few continuities. In the Sailor Horus storyline he treats the fuku skirt the same way, despite being a [[Gender Bender|teenage girl]] at the time

* [[Massive Numbered Siblings]]: Jaghatai has a staggering number of children.

* [[Meaningful Name]]: The Senshi, in more ways than the immediately obvious.

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** As an example, in Toy Soldiers {{spoiler|Ferrus Manus fell to Nurgle, and Fulgrim lost most of his legion but they succeed in putting the Iron fists down, burning them on pyres.}} Horrifically repeating the mental denial that it wasn't, hadn't been his brother. This barely has time to sink in on the thread when the next ficbit goes up. {{spoiler|They are resurrected as Llamas and [[Disgaea|Prinnies]] as they had been warned would happen. Purple Llamas. They are sent to petting zoos since they likely fell due to lack of hugs.}}

* [[Morton's Fork]]: Fulgrim was warned about the sword on Laer. If he took it he'd be exposed to it, if he refused it they would know he had been warned.

* [[Moses in ~~The~~ Bulrushes]]: Serenity

* [[Moses in the Bulrushes]]: Serenity

* [[Mother Earth]]: Sailor Terra, again

* [[Mother Nature, Father Science]]: Sailor Terra dropped a fish on him. [[Retcon|Word of God]] is that he was Prof. Tomoe

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* [[Summon Bigger Fish|Sailor Summons Bigger Fish]]: Literally. Another one of Terra's attacks, it summons a large prehistoric bony fish, either [[Death From Above|above the enemy]] or in the water with them.

* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Of course, no Legion would stoop as low as to murdering a simple writer for writing bad historical romance about their Primarch.

* [[Stalker ~~With~~ a Crush]]: Beryl started as this towards {{spoiler|Fulgrim}}

* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: Beryl started as this towards {{spoiler|Fulgrim}}

* Tearjerker: {{spoiler|Many of the Imperial Family's reactions to the fallout of Lorgar's treachery and the Age of Heresy}}

* [[Tempting Fate]]: Jaghatai in the second part of 'The Game' arc.

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* [[Utility Belt]]: Perturabo gave Tekhne one as a wedding anniversary. It is known to contain at least two pairs of earplugs and a holdout boltpistol.

* [[Villainous BSOD]]: Again Beryl when confronted by Ferrus and Konrad.

* [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?]]

* [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?]]

* [["Well Done, Son" Guy]]: Fulgrim, apparently.

* [[You Are Not Alone]]: What the Rites Arc is [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|turning out to be]].