MASH (novel)/Characters

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  • Corporal Walter "Radar" O'Reilly - from Ottumwa, Iowa, given his nickname for his extra-sensory perception
  • Brigadier General Hamilton Hartington Hammond - stationed in Seoul
  • Lieutenant Colonel Henry Braymore Blake - Commanding Officer, florid, balding, stutters when angry.
  • Captain Walter Koskiusko "Painless Pole" Waldowski - from Hamtramck, Michigan, Dental Officer
  • Captain Augustus Bedford "Duke" Forrest - from Forrest City, Georgia, age 29, under 6 feet tall, red hair, blue eyes, married with two daughters.
  • Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce - from Crabapple Cove, Maine, age 28, over 6 feet tall, brown-blond hair, wears glasses, married with two sons, six brothers.
  • Major Jonathon Hobson - age 35, general practitioner from the Midwest, preacher, extremely unskilled as a surgeon.
  • Captain "Trapper" John Francis Xavier McIntyre - from Boston, Massachusetts, Chief Surgeon, skilled at thoracic surgery.
  • Captain "Ugly" John Black - chief anesthesiologist, limpid-eyed, dark-haired, handsome.
  • Father John Patrick "Dago Red" Mulcahy - from San Diego, California, Catholic chaplain, red hair.
  • "Shaking" Sammy - Protestant chaplain from nearby engineering unit, loves to shake hands, tends to send letters to the families of fatally wounded soldiers saying "all is well".
  • Sergeant "Mother Divine" - from Brooklyn, New York, mess tent cook, sells fake deeds of public landmarks to gullible soldiers
  • Captain Frank Burns - from Fort Wayne, Indiana, born to affluence, accustomed to authority, adept at cardiac massage, but inept at everything else
  • Private Lorenzo Boone - age 19, bumbling medical assistant
  • Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan - Chief Nurse, Regular Army, blondish, fortyish
  • Ho-Jon - from Seoul, age 17, houseboy and medical assistant, tall, thin, bright, Christian
  • Dr. James Lodge - from Crabapple Cove, Maine, Dean of Androscoggin College
  • Benjamin Franklin "Big Benjy" Pierce, Sr. - from Crabapple Cove, Maine, lobster fisherman
  • Colonel Ruxton P. Merrill - Commanding Officer, 25th Station Hospital, Kokura, Japan
  • Captain Ezekiel Bradbury "Me Lay" Marston IV - from Spruce Harbor, Maine, anesthesiologist, childhood friend of Hawkeye
  • Colonel Cornwall - British officer
  • Captain Bridget "Knocko" McCarthy - nurse from Boston, Massachusetts, age 35, 5'8.
  • Sergeant Pete Rizzo - medical assistant, athletic
  • Dr. R. C. "Jeeter" Carroll - from Oklahoma, surgeon, not very intelligent, 5'8, 150 lbs.
  • Roger "the Dodger" Danforth - surgeon, 6073rd MASH, trained with Ugly John
  • Colonel Horace DeLong - visiting officer, surgeon
  • Lieutenant Rafael Rodriguez - medic, Colonel Blake's secretary
  • Major Haskell - Chief of Psychiatry, 325th Evac
  • Sergeant Vollmer - from Nebraska, Supply sergeant
  • Captain Oliver Wendell "Spearchucker" Jones - from New Jersey, neurosurgeon, played football for Philadelphia Eagles, also threw javelin
  • Captain Emerson Pinkham - surgeon, Ivy League, book-smart but somewhat dense, has a wife who goes insane and is sent to an asylum
  • Captain Leverett Russell - surgeon, Ivy League, book-smart but somewhat dense