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Line 1: {{trope}} {{quote\|Mr. Herriott insists on being called "Dr.", having a Ph.D. in naturopathic medicine, but is strangely reticent to mention where it comes from--possibly because the true center of naturopathy, [[The Chronicles of Narnia\|Narnia]], can only be found by those pure of heart.\|'''[[Cracked]]'''}}▼ {{quote\|Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, ~~the~~your ~~raw~~heart's ~~perverted~~of ~~mind<br~~blackest />kind▼ ~~{{quote\|Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting.\|'''[[The Medic]]''', ''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)\|Team Fortress 2]]''}}~~ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, ~~masskiller~~the ~~on the~~raw ~~grind<br~~perverted />mind▼ Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, masskiller on the grind Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, a modern Frankenstein~~\|'''Dr. Horror''' by [[Running Wild (Music)\|Running Wild]]}}~~▼ \|''Dr. Horror'' by '''[[Running Wild (band)\|Running Wild]]'''}} {{quote\|I know you're desperate, I really sympathize {{quote\|You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin you will feel so much cooler...\|'''Urien Rakarth''', [[Torture Technician\|Master Haemonculus]], ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}▼ I see the morbid horror flicker in your eyes But rest assured I'm gonna help to ease your pain I'm gonna put a thousand tiny implants in your brain \|'''[[Motorhead]]''', ''I'm the Doctor''}} ▲{{quote\|Mr. Herriott insists on being called "Dr.", having a Ph.D. in naturopathic medicine, but is strangely reticent to mention where it comes from--possibly because the true center of naturopathy, [[The Chronicles of Narnia\|Narnia]], can only be found by those pure of heart.\|'''[[Cracked.com]]''', "5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider"}} {{quote\|~~Dr.~~Ze ~~Horror,~~healing ~~Dr.~~is ~~Horror,~~not ~~your~~as ~~heart's~~rewarding ofas ~~blackest~~ze ~~kind<br />~~hurting. \|'''[[The Medic]]''', ''[[Team Fortress 2]]''}} ▲Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, the raw perverted mind<br /> {{quote\|Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! ''[[Evil Laugh\|Ahahahahahaha!]]'' ...Anyway, [[Noodle Incident\|zat's how I lost my medical license.]]\|'''[[The Medic]]''', ''[[~~Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)\|~~Team Fortress 2]]''}}▼ ▲Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, masskiller on the grind<br /> ▲Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, a modern Frankenstein\|'''Dr. Horror''' by [[Running Wild (Music)\|Running Wild]]}} {{quote\|Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken.\|'''Urien Rakarth''', ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}}▼ ▲{{quote\|You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin you will feel so much cooler...\|'''Urien Rakarth''', [[Torture Technician\|Master Haemonculus]], ''[[Warhammer ~~40000~~40,000]]''}} ▲{{quote\|Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken.\|'''Urien Rakarth''', ''[[Warhammer ~~40000~~40,000]]''}} {{quote\|Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!\|'''Mad Dok Grotsnik''', ''[[Warhammer ~~40000~~40,000]]''}}▼ {{quote\|Now this is gonna 'urt a LOT but you'll be ''bettah'', you'll see!\|'''The Mad Dok''', ''[[Dawn of War]]''}} {{quote\|One more word out of you and I'll perform ''another'' unnecessary surgery!\|'''Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D.''', ''Phoenix Command''}} {{quote\|'''Steinman:''' Four-oh silk and... done.~~<br />~~ '''Nurse:''' The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman. ...Doctor?~~<br />~~ '''Steinman:''' You know, looking at it now... I didn't realize how much her face ''sags''... Scalpel.~~<br />~~ '''Nurse:''' Excuse me?~~<br />~~ '''Steinman:''' Scalpel!~~<br />~~ '''Nurse:''' Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...~~<br />~~ '''Steinman:''' Let's just come in here and... (''begins whistling cheerfully'')~~<br />~~ '''Nurse:''' Doctor... stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting! Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery ''now!''~~\|Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," ''[[Bio Shock]]''}}~~ \|Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," ''[[BioShock (series)]]''}} {{quote\|''ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM'' {{quote\|You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!\|'''Ratchet''', ''[[Transformers Shattered Glass]]'', on [[The Starscream\|Rodimus]] not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand}}▼ ~~{{quote\|''ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM''~~\|'''Dr. Steinmann''', ([[Hypocritical Humour\|scrawled in the]] [[Couldn't Find a Pen\|blood of his patients]]), ''[[~~Bio~~BioShock ~~Shock~~(series)]]''}}▼ {{quote\|[[~~Talking~~Inner ~~to Themself~~Dialogue\|What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? ]][[Punctuated Pounding\|She won't! Stay! Still!]] [[Mad Artist\|I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong!]] [[Hollywood Pudgy\|That one, too fat!]] [[Statuesque Stunner\|This one, too tall!]] ~~[[Fashionable Asymmetry\|~~This one, too]] ''[[Fashionable Asymmetry\|symmetrical!]]'' And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! ''Ugly! [[Large Ham\|UGLYYYYYYYY!]]''~~\|'''Dr. Steinmann''', ''[[Bio Shock]]''}}~~▼ ▲{{quote\|''ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM''\|'''Dr. Steinmann''', [[Hypocritical Humour\|scrawled in the]] [[Couldn't Find a Pen\|blood of his patients]], ''[[Bio Shock]]''}} \|'''Dr. Steinmann''', ''[[BioShock (series)]]''}} {{quote\|As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"\|'''[[Elvira Mistress of the Dark]]'''}}▼ ▲{{quote\|Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!\|'''Mad Dok Grotsnik''', ''[[Warhammer 40000]]''}} ▲{{quote\|You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!\|'''Ratchet''', ''[[Transformers: Shattered Glass]]'', on [[The Starscream\|Rodimus]] not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand}} ▲{{quote\|Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! ''[[Evil Laugh\|Ahahahahahaha!]]'' ...Anyway, [[Noodle Incident\|zat's how I lost my medical license.]]\|'''[[The Medic]]''', ''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)\|Team Fortress 2]]''}} ▲{{quote\|As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"\|'''[[Elvira, Mistress of the Dark]]'''}} {{quote\|'''Dr. Barber:''' Hmmm...good news. You have the plague.~~<br />~~ '''Patient:''' Why is that good news?~~<br />~~ '''Dr. Barber:''' Because now I get to conduct '''medical experiments'''!\|''[[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]]''}} ▲{{quote\|[[Talking to Themself\|What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? ]][[Punctuated Pounding\|She won't! Stay! Still!]] [[Mad Artist\|I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong!]] [[Hollywood Pudgy\|That one, too fat!]] [[Statuesque Stunner\|This one, too tall!]] [[Fashionable Asymmetry\|This one, too]] ''[[Fashionable Asymmetry\|symmetrical!]]'' And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! ''Ugly! [[Large Ham\|UGLYYYYYYYY!]]''\|'''Dr. Steinmann''', ''[[Bio Shock]]''}} {{reflist}} [[Category:Mad Doctor]]▼ [[Category:Quotes]] ▲[[Category:~~Mad Doctor~~{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]