Mafia II/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Second half of Chapter 7.
    • Also, Chapter 9, after being covered in sewage waste. Watch as your foe reacts in revulsion as you approach him; plus points go to players who decide not to change Vito's soiled clothes before returning to their boss.
      • "Argh...if Luca just stopped by to pick up some steaks, I'm gonna kill somebody."
      • "What is this, Captain Shitbag to the rescue?!"
  • Joe and Eddie drunkenly singing along to Dean Martin's "Return to Me".
    • "Oh shit...I don't know the fuckin' Italian...words!"
  • Radio news about "new" and "future" things, like credit cards, mobile phones or takeaway food.
    • And the exchange about the idea for video games between two guards in the first stealth mission.
    • To say nothing about hypocritical humor when it comes to effects smoking has on health and Richard Nixon being described as "trustworthy".