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** Archie gets this job himself a lot. One year he tried to use it to get present intel from Betty and Veronica, but the girls saw through it and tricked him instead. Another year he learned the [[True Meaning of Christmas]] from some special children he met on the job.
** A one-shot Li'l Jinx featured the titular character pestering a mall santa about a letter she got.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20111026145033/http://www.img.archiecomics.com/press/bvfdd219.600.jpg This] Betty and Veronica double digest cover, in which a ''teenaged'' Betty is bothering a mall Santa.
** Yet another story featured Betty and Veronica as [[Sweet Polly Oliver|Mall Santas]]. This isn't counting the times they've just worn a [[Sexy Santa Dress]].
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== [[Web Original]] ==
* Tariq dresses up like this to earn some cash in the ''[[Kate Modern]]'' episode "Grabbed By The Bells". "You think your life is a mess? I'm a 24-year-old Muslim man dressed as Santa!"
* A woman had to pose as Santa. [https://web.archive.org/web/20131203214411/http://ponderous.0catch.com/holiday3.htm Ponderous Woman]
* ''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]'': In "Christmas Tree of Might," one of Turles' mooks had this job, and he was particularly nasty about it, dropping a fire truck on one kid's house and killing another because he asked him to cure his cancer.
{{quote|'''Krillin''': God, you are one of the worst mall Santas ever — right behind those ones that molest kids!
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* [[Metalocalypse|Dr Rockzo, the Rock & Roll Clown who does Cocaine,]] got a job as a Mall Santa after he was given a [["Get Out of Jail Free" Card]]. [[Man Child|Toki,]] who apparently believes in Santa Claus, ran into him.
** "Thats don'ts makes sense!"
* Skarr from ''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy
** they also start a riot and burn the mall to the ground.
* Coco from ''[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]'', who says she needed the money to pay off her vacation home. When Mac accidentally rips her beard off, she's fired and refuses to speak to Mac for the rest of the day.
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