Me and My Dick/Funny

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  • Joey's little dance and facial expressions after "kissing" Miss Cooter.
  • When Joey bursts into Sally's room after finding Dick

Sally: I'm dead.
Joey: Oh no you're not. Tell your mom to shut the hell up.
Sally: -to her mom- Shut the hell up, please!
Sally's Mom (offstage): Okay, Sally. I love you!
Joey: Okay, your mom kinda stole my thunder...

  • Joey proposing to Vanessa:

Joey: I will provide f-
Heart: Louder.
Joey: (Accompanied by weird arm gestures) PROVIDE FOR YOU AND LOVE YOU. YOU WILL KEEP MY HOME AND RAISE MY CHILDREN!!!!

  • After realizing he's in love with Sally, Joey stammers a couple of seconds them murmurs "Shit!". I think he did the same in A Very Potter Musical.
  • "JOEY RITCHER IS CRYING IN HERE!"
  • The entire existence of the character of The Old Snatch. There is just something about the anthropomorphic personification of a vagina as a rugged, crusty old man in a flapper dress and pearls that is simultaneously disgusting and hilarious.
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