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{{quote|'''Hugh Dennis (as Nicholas Sarkozy, President of France):''' Sorry we're late your Majesty, Carla and I were stacking over Gatwick - I had to come around three times before I'd made my final approach!|''[[Mock the Week]]''}}

Maybe it's the lower air pressure ([http[wikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile_High_ClubMile High Club|some claim that orgasms are improved]]). Maybe it's travelling at 500  mph. Maybe it's just a desire to do what few people have ever done. The complimentary wine probably plays a part. It's unclear, but sometimes people just like to have sex on aircraft. Usually in the toilet, which is not exactly the most romantic location on the planet (nor spacious on most airplanes), but is one of the few private places.

[http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile_High_Club:Mile High Club|The Other Wiki has an article on this]]. There are dedicated companies for this sort of thing.

* From ''[[Avatar the Abridged Series|Avatar: The Abridged Series]]'': In Episode 11, {{spoiler|Sokka is implied to have done this with Yue. [[It Makes Sense in Context|On Appa]]}}.

* Done without a plane by [[Wonder Woman]] and [[Superman]], in Frank Miller's ''[[The Dark Knight Strikes Again]]''. Superman does her so hard he rams her into the ground causing massive planet-wide Earthquakes, with the act of him climaxing actually [[Did the Earth Move For You, Too?|causing the 6 sextillion ton planet Earth TO MOVE]].

{{quote| '''Wonder Woman:''' Mr. Kent, you could populate a planet!}}

* Two passengers joining the [[Mile -High Club]] has unexpected consequences for a flight in the ''[[XXXenophile]]'' story "Hoisters".

== [[Fan FictionWorks]] ==

* In ''[[Weekend Atat Hisaos (Fanfic)|Weekend At HisaosHisao's]]'', Hisao and Shizune, flying back from Lilly's wedding, have sex in the on-board lavatory. Hisao complains that it's too cramped to enjoy himself, and they get caught by the stewardess.

* The stoner couple in ''[[Snakes Onon a Plane]]'', who of course die for their [[The Scourge of God|drug-abusing]], [[Death Byby Sex|sex-having]] ways.

** As seen in ''[[Moonraker (Film)|Moonraker]]'', Bond is a member of the [[Zero -G Spot|300-kilometer-high club]].

* Subverted in ''[[Red Eye (Filmfilm)|Red Eye]]''. While [[Meaningful Name|Rippner]] locks himself and Lisa in the bathroom and gives her a smackdown and a [[Hannibal Lecture]], the flight attendants assume that they're having sex. In fact, the sexual subtext makes the scene all the more disturbing. Though he walks out of there perfectly composed and smug, she's terrified and nearly in tears--andtears—and it's only made more creepy when you find out {{spoiler|that Lisa was raped by a [[Knife Nut]] like Jackson before the two even met}}.

{{quote| '''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Crow:]]''' (to the tune of the BGM) Now, get going, to boff in the air!}}

* Implied at the end of ''[[Euro TripEurotrip]]''.

* ''[[Nineteen Forty One|1941]]''. [[Ice Queen]] Donna Stratton turns into a raging nymphomaniac whenever she gets into the air. Knowing this, [[Handsome Lech]] Captain Loomis Birkhead is willing to risk death (he flunked flying school) to get her up in an aircraft. Just as he's finally mastered the plane (and her) they're interrupted in the act by a mad pilot in a P-40 Warhawk who thinks they're Japs.

* Frequent-flyers Ryan and Alex compare [[Mile -High Club]] notes in ''[[Up in Thethe Air]]''.

* The film ''[[Nothing In Common]]'' starts with [[Tom Hanks]]' character engaged in this with a flight attendant.

* [[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy|Arthur and Fenchurch]], [[Look Ma, No Plane|sans plane]].

* In ''[[Island of the Sequined Love Nun (Literature)|Island of the Sequined Love Nun]]'', Tucker Case crashes a plane he's piloting while having sex and gets blacklisted from flying in the United States.

== [[Live -Action TV]] ==

* ''[[CSI|]]'': Sara Sidle]]. She claimed the experience is overrated.

* ''[[Brothers and Sisters|]]'': Robert and Kitty McAllister]]. They had a private aircraft and the entire cabin for it.

* While not shown, it is [[Anything That Moves|probably safe to assume]] [[The Casanova|Captain Jack Harkness]] of ''Torchwood'' and ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' is a member. In fact, it's almost certain.

* ''[[Twenty24]]'': Four|A terrorist known only as "Mandy" and a deceased reporter]].

* ''[[Just Shoot Me|]]'': Jack Gallo]]. Member since 1963.

* ''[[Friends]]''. Monica and Chandler plan to meet in the bathroom on their flight back to New York from London, but Joey thwarts them by striking up a conversation with Chandler.

* [[V-2009|The 2009-10 ''V'']] in "We Can't Win" (s01e08). Actually in space, [[Averted Trope|but]] [[Zero -G Spot|with gravity]].

* A ''[[Leverage]]'' episode entitled ''The Mile High Job'' averts this. No sex on a plane, although there were plenty of other shenanigans.

* ''[[Married... Withwith Children]]''. While skydiving, Bud's date Kara has sex with Biff, the skydiving instructor after Bud's pushed out of the plane in "The Mystery of Skull Island."

* It is reported in ''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]'' that an alternative, wealthy version of Dave Lister would meet his end at the age of 98 in a plane crash... caused by him losing control of the plane while having sex with his fourteenth wife.

* Even death can occur as shown in ''[[One Thousand1000 Ways to Die|1000 Ways To Die]]''. The couple are having sex in the airplane lavatory until a heavy turbulence tosses them in the confined space cracking their skulls and killing them both.

* ''[[Banacek (TV)|Banacek]]'' and his [[Girl of the Week]] in "A Million the Hard Way". Even referenced by name.

== [[Music]] ==

* [[Nickleback]]'s song ''"Rock Star''".

* [[Edguy (Music)|Edguy]]'s hilarious "Lavatory Love Machine."

* From the song "Do Bears" by [[Rowan Atkinson]] and [[Kate Bush]] (originally oerformedperformed at ''[[Comic Relief]] 1986'' and later included on one of the ''[[Not the Nine O 'Clock News]]'' albums):

{{quote| '''Rowan:''' I met her in the first class lounge of a jumbo jet<br />

It was love at first sight, Romeo and Juliet<br />

'''Kate:''' He looked pretty rich and I was down on m' luck<br />

So I charged him a fortune for a flying [[Curse Cut Short|fu...]]<br />

* in [[Just Cause (Videovideo Gamegame)|Just Cause]] 2 has a literal mile high club. An aircraft carrier supported by two blimps with dancing girls and evil bartenders.

* Does it count if you are on the ground but over a mile up from the sea level? [http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20021206.html This] ''[[Queen of Wands (Webcomic)|Queen of Wands]]'' strip does not really give an answer...

{{quote| '''Peter''' Well, at least [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms|one of us is in the Mile High Club]]!}}

* There is a t-shirt that said "Million Mile High Club" and had a picture of [[Zero -G Spot|astronauts having sex]]. It should be pointed out that no man has travelledtraveled more than 300,000 miles "high", the distance to the Moon and no woman has left Low Earth Orbit (700 miles "high"), but "Three-Hundred-Thousand Mile High Club" just doesn't have the [[Added Alliterative AppealAlliteration|same ring]] to it.

* [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Sperry:Lawrence Sperry|Lawrence Sperry]], inventor of the autopilot, is [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20151218220743/http://milehighclub.com/about/founder.html generally recognized as the founder of the Mile High Club]. He was purportedly teaching a (married --andmarried—and not to him) woman to fly when the plane crashed from an altitude of 500 feet; when he and his paramour were discovered in the nude, [[Refuge in Audacity|he claimed that they had lost their clothing in the crash]].

{{quote| "Lord Cholmondely has given two guineas to Lord Derby, to receive 500 guineas whenever his lordship '[[Unusual Euphemism|plays hospitals]]' with a woman in a balloon 1,000 yards from the Earth." For "plays hospitals with" I think you can [[Accidental Innuendo|insert your own]]-- [[Last -Second Word Swap|word]]."}}

* [[Ralph Fiennes,]] was caught leaving a bathroom on a Qantas flight with a female flight attendant. She later confessed and was promptly fired.

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