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{{quote|'''Black Mage''': That plan is stupid, and so is your face.
'''Red Mage''': Ah, that is one of the unfortunate drawbacks for those with [[Dump Stat|low charisma]]. 
|''[[8-Bit Theater]]'' }}

{{quote|''I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purposes.''
|'''Celia''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}

{{quote|381. Min/Max for combat{{=}}good. Min/Max for accounting{{=}}bad.
|''[[Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG|Things Mr. Welch can no longer do]] [https://theglen.livejournal.com/265467.html in Masquerade]''}}

{{quote|1000. I will stop referring to the Power Gamer as MinMaximus.
|''[[Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG|Things Mr. Welch can no longer do]] [https://theglen.livejournal.com/262692.html in D&D 3.5]''}}

{{quote|'''Obi-Wan:''' Is this really a first-level character? How did you get such a high Repair rank?
'''R2-D2:''' I took Short. And Mute. 8 extra skill points.
'''GM:''' Speaking of which, you should really only be beeping and whistling right now.
'''R2-D2:''' Don't be stupid; it only applies when I'm talking in character.
'''GM:''' But you guys never talk in character!
''{beat}''
'''GM:''' Oh.
'''R2-D2:''' You are enlightened. 
|''[[Darths and Droids]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[Our Dwarves Are All the Same|Forgath]]''': How is it that you can't read? Ever since [[Expansion Pack World|3.0]], everyone but [[Barbarian Hero|barbarians]] can read!
'''[[Meaningful Name|Minmax]]''': I traded it for +1 to hit.
'''Forgath''': Another +1? What's your to-hit bonus now?
'''Minmax''': You don't wanna know.
|''[[Goblins]]''}}

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