Minion with an F In Evil: Difference between revisions

** This is also inverted, as the most effective villains in the entire story, by atrocities committed, are the Light Warriors, of whom Fighter is the only actually good member (maybe). He fails to be evil so thoroughly that he [[Horrible Judge of Character|genuinely believes]] that he and his [[Ax Crazy|murderous]], [[Heroic Comedic Sociopath|sociopathic]] friends are the good guys.

** The Light Warriors fall into this a lot--not because they're not evil enough, but because they're too stupid to do it right.

'''[[Impossible Thief|Thief]]:''' Seriously, hiding the bodies is as important as the murder. }}

* The minon in [http://www.superstupor.com/sust04072008.shtml this] ''[[Super Stupor]]'' comic; not so much an F in Evil as U for "Ungraded".

* Wilson and especially Pickett, [http://www.notfunnycartoons.com/main.html Notfunny Cartoons]' resident [[Mad Scientist|mad scientists]]. Examples include the Killbot 5000, who works as a kindergartener because he couldn't bring himself to hurt a soul, or the genetically engineered werewolves, which would be fine if they didn't keep on coddling rather than killing. At one point, Wilson accuses Pickett of not being serious about this whole "evil science" thing. Pickett quickly pulls out a remote with a big red button, saying he's not sure anymore what it does, but if he recalls correctly, it should be something very bad. So Wilson presses it. A split second later, the phone rings. When they pick it up, the response is "Something very good just happened. Thank you."

* [[Evil Diva (webcomic)|Evil Diva]]: The title character. Even when the school sends home a letter to alert her parents to how good she is acting, she can't help herself but help a kitten caught in a tree.

* Richard from ''[[Looking for Group]]'' got hauled in front of a court of his (evil) peers because he'd become a minion to protagonist Cale. Eventually he got bored and, shall we say, opted out of the proceedings.

* ''[[Homestuck]]'': The Courtyard Droll, and by extension his troll's session counterpart Clubs Deuce. He gets close to [[The Hero|John]], who creates for himself an [[Infinity+1 Sword|Infinity Plus One Hammer]], and what does he do? ''[[Cloudcuckoolander|He high-fives John]]''. Being incredibly [[Moe]] and something of a [[Shrinking Violet]] doesn't help his case in the slightest.

** {{spoiler|He does try though: after being sent on a mission by John with the uberbunny and WV, he gets the idea to steal the wallet John gave WV. He then escapes and contacts his superior, Jack Noir. Unfortunately for him, that wasn't his mission in the first place, so he gets barked at. He then goes and actually does his mission, which was to kill Jade. Because of Jack Noir's feelings for Jade he inherited from Becquerel, he kills the Droll and sets up Jade's resurrection. Poor Courtyard Droll.}}