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{{quote|'''Ryan:''' Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.

'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway]]''}}

'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]''}}

{{quote|'''Liz:''' What made you think I was gay?

'''Jack:''' Your shoes.

'''Liz:''' Well, I'm straight.

'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.|''[[30 Rock ~~(TV)~~|Thirty Rock]]''}}

'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.|''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]''}}

{{quote|''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[Our Angels Are Different|Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[Unusual Euphemism|gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''|''[[~~Good Omens (Literature)|~~Good Omens]]''}}

{{quote|''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[Our Angels Are Different|Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[Unusual Euphemism|gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''|''[[Good Omens]]''}}

{{quote|'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?

'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.|''[[Supernatural (TV)|Supernatural]]'', ''Playthings''}}

'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.|''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'', ''Playthings''}}

{{quote|'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.

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{{quote|'''George:''' Look, we're not gay.

'''Jerry:''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong ~~With~~ That|Not that there's anything wrong with that!]]

'''Jerry:''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong with That|Not that there's anything wrong with that!]]

'''George:''' No, no, of course not!|''[[Seinfeld]]''}}

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{{quote|'''Val:''' Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby.

'''Doctor:''' "Partner." Yes, I like it. [[Comically Missing the Point|Is it better than companion?]]

'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.|''[[~~Doctor Who (TV)|~~Doctor Who]]'', "Closing Time"}}

'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "Closing Time"}}

{{quote|'''Frank the Magikoopa''': Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!

(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)

'''Hal and Jeff''': Ahhhhhh!

'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!|[[~~Bowsers~~ Kingdom]], episode 2}}

'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!|[[Bowser's Kingdom]], episode 2}}

{{quote|''For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.''|'''[[The Watson|Dr. John Watson]], one of the most slashed characters in the history of print and screen media''', ''[[Sherlock]]''

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 {{trope}}
 {{quote|'''Ryan:''' Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.<br />
-'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway]]''}}
+'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!|''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]''}}
 {{quote|'''Liz:''' What made you think I was gay?<br />
 '''Jack:''' Your shoes.<br />
 '''Liz:''' Well, I'm straight.<br />
-'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.|''[[30 Rock (TV)|Thirty Rock]]''}}
+'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.|''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]''}}
-{{quote|''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[Our Angels Are Different|Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[Unusual Euphemism|gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''|''[[Good Omens (Literature)|Good Omens]]''}}
+{{quote|''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[Our Angels Are Different|Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[Unusual Euphemism|gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''|''[[Good Omens]]''}}
 {{quote|'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?<br />
-'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.|''[[Supernatural (TV)|Supernatural]]'', ''Playthings''}}
+'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.|''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]'', ''Playthings''}}
 {{quote|'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.<br />
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 {{quote|'''George:''' Look, we're not gay.<br />
-'''Jerry:''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong With That|Not that there's anything wrong with that!]]<br />
+'''Jerry:''' [[Not That There's Anything Wrong with That|Not that there's anything wrong with that!]]<br />
 '''George:''' No, no, of course not!|''[[Seinfeld]]''}}
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 {{quote|'''Val:''' Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby.<br />
 '''Doctor:''' "Partner." Yes, I like it. [[Comically Missing the Point|Is it better than companion?]]<br />
-'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.|''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'', "Closing Time"}}
+'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "Closing Time"}}
 {{quote|'''Frank the Magikoopa''': Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!<br />
 (Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)<br />
 '''Hal and Jeff''': Ahhhhhh!<br />
-'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!|[[Bowsers Kingdom]], episode 2}}
+'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!|[[Bowser's Kingdom]], episode 2}}
 {{quote|''For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.''|'''[[The Watson|Dr. John Watson]], one of the most slashed characters in the history of print and screen media''', ''[[Sherlock]]''