Mistaken for Gay/Quotes
Ryan: Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay. |
Liz: What made you think I was gay? |
There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting Aziraphale: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide.
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Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay? —Supernatural, Playthings
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Cpt. Peter Lassard: I need to get my hands on some healthy young men. |
George: Look, we're not gay. |
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time, you were in a great peril. |
Val: Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby. —Doctor Who, "Closing Time"
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Frank the Magikoopa: Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!! —Bowser's Kingdom, episode 2
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For the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
—Dr. John Watson, one of the most slashed characters in the history of print and screen media, Sherlock
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I remember one time I scratched this girl's back in the middle of the night -- I was, you know, nine, and she was twelve, and she asked me to scratch her back. A nun ran in, ripped me off her back, threw me against the lockers, beat the shit out of me and called me a lesbian.
—Cyndi Lauper, on Catholic school
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