More Teeth Than the Osmond Family: Difference between revisions

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*** According to some sources, the Squigs are actually Tyranids created with Ork base genetic material. The Orks found the Squigs and adopted them into their culture sensing their inherent "Orky" nature.

** Then there are the Orcs/Orks, who in either setting use "teef" as money. Teef are acquired by either using your own, or ripping out someone else's. Don't worry, they grow back.

*** In the ~~Gorkamorka~~ Orky-centric ~~game~~, there are various "tribes" of Orks that have different genetic quirks (usable in game through several fan expansions). One of them is the Bad Moonz, who not only have more teeth than average but also regrow them at an increased rate. As such, they're they richest Orks around and always have the most snazz.

*** In the Orky-centric spin-off ''Gorkamorka'', there are various "tribes" of Orks that have different genetic quirks (usable in game through several fan expansions). One of them is the Bad Moonz, who not only have more teeth than average but also regrow them at an increased rate. As such, they're they richest Orks around and always have the most snazz.

** Chaos' [[Legions of Hell]] just wouldn't be proper daemons if some of them didn't have more teeth than a dentition textbook, usually sticking out at odd and possibly noneuclidean angles.

* ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'' has an entire creature type of toothy monsters called Atogs. [http://ww2.wizards.com/gatherer/CardDetails.aspx?&id=31825 Here's one example].

** [http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=146010 Not that they're the only creatures that qualify.]

* ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]''

** The supplement ''Tome of Magic'' contains the Tooth Beast: is essentially a bear literally coated in teeth. Rather than skin, it has gums. [http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96076.jpg See it here.] It has teeth for ''eyes'', and is wrong.

** The supplement ''Tome of Magic'' (3e) contains the Tooth Beast: is essentially a bear literally coated in teeth. Rather than skin, it has gums. [http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96076.jpg See it here.] It has teeth for ''eyes'', and is wrong.

** [http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96039.jpg Dahlver-Nar's Manifestation]. Again, gums for skin and teeth everywhere... ''except'' the mouth.

** The Gibbering Mouther is basically an ooze made out of goo, eyeballs, and mouths with sharp teeth. Lots and lots and lots of teeth.

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** The 3.5 Edition ''Monster Manual IV'' introduces the Fang Golem, a construct made entirely from teeth and fangs of various animals. It resembles a four-legged beast covered in ivory spikes, with a whirling tunnel of pointy death for a mouth.

* The Legion of Everblight from ''Hordes'' in the ''[[Iron Kingdoms]]'' setting. It has warbeasts with no eyes, ears or noses. Just mouths full of large, sharp teeth.

* One adventure for [[Paranoia]] had a table of descriptions for the various robots. For the Doberbot, the entry first lists the weapon, 16" long teeth, then under description: "You don't know, all you see are the teeth."

* One adventure for ''[[Paranoia (game)|Paranoia]]'' had a table of descriptions for the various robots. For the Doberbot, the entry first lists the weapon, 16" long teeth, then under description: "You don't know, all you see are the teeth."

** Was a possible [[Shout-Out]] to ~~[[Heavy Metal (animation)|~~the monster in the Den segment of Heavy Metal.]]

** Was a possible [[Shout-Out]] to the monster in the Den segment of ''[[Heavy Metal (animation)|Heavy Metal]]''.

* In the [[Scarred Lands]], one of the fallen titans was Gaurak the Glutton - an obese and monstrously ravenous deity who was said to have devoured everything on the once verdant moon. After his defeat by the titan's children, the gods, every one of his hundreds of teeth were pulled out and thrown across the destroyed world, taking on the form of mountains, obelisks, and trees which currenlty taint the surrounding land.

* In the ''[[Scarred Lands]]'', one of the fallen titans was Gaurak the Glutton - an obese and monstrously ravenous deity who was said to have devoured everything on the once verdant moon. After his defeat by the titan's children, the gods, every one of his hundreds of teeth were pulled out and thrown across the destroyed world, taking on the form of mountains, obelisks, and trees which currenlty taint the surrounding land.

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