Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Quan Chi: ...I forgot my line.
Sareena: You suck.

    • And the tongue twister of:

Quan Chi: We have toyed with the linja long... FUCK! (In another take, he reads the line as "We have toyed with the ninja... LONGENOUGH!)

    • But the ultimate side splitter is:

Quan Chi: DO NOT FAIL ME! We, you and I. *Pause* ...we, you, me, everybody in this fuckin' room! Oh, shit!