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Shapeshifting needed
To fit into that costume?
Nah, they all do that.

—Planet-man

Superheroines
Need their superstrength to stand
Up straight with those boobs.

—Mr Death

Superheroines
frequently are oversized
with huge... tracts of land.

—Alliterator

Described in one word
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
And big ones at that

—Major Tom

The villain's last words:
"Your mammaries are crushing me."
A very good death

—Hremsfeld

The divine right of
hyper human mammaries.
Sweet juggs, Power Girl.

—Warrior Of Light

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-Shapeshifting needed<br />To fit into that costume?<br />Nah, they all do that.<br />-- [[User:Planet-man]]
+Shapeshifting needed
+To fit into that costume?
+Nah, they all do that.
+|Planet-man}}
+{{haiku|
-Superheroines<br />Need their superstrength to stand<br />Up straight with those boobs.<br />-- [[User:Mr Death]]
+Superheroines
+Need their superstrength to stand
+Up straight with those boobs.
+|Mr Death}}
+{{haiku|
-Superheroines<br />frequently are oversized<br />with huge... tracts of land.<br />-- [[User:Alliterator]]
+Superheroines
+frequently are oversized
+with huge... tracts of land.
+|Alliterator}}
+{{haiku|
-Described in one word<br />BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS<br />And big ones at that<br />-- [[User:Major Tom]]
+Described in one word
+BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
+And big ones at that
+|Major Tom}}
+{{haiku|
-The villain's last words:<br />"Your mammaries are crushing me."<br />[[Marshmallow Hell|A very good death]]<br />-- [[User:Hremsfeld]]
+The villain's last words:
+"Your mammaries are crushing me."
+[[Marshmallow Hell|A very good death]]
+|Hremsfeld}}
+{{haiku|
-The divine right of <br />hyper human mammaries.<br />Sweet juggs, Power Girl. <br />-- [[User:Warrior Of Light]]
+The divine right of
+hyper human mammaries.
+Sweet juggs, Power Girl.
+|Warrior Of Light}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:Most Common Superpower]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]