Mugging the Monster/Haiku

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Wait in dark, dirty alley.
See easy mark. Smile, will take wallet.
No! He kick my ass!

—Marcus

I will mug this guy.
Looks short, scruffy, pathetic.
Oh Crap! Wolverine!

—Completely Normal Guy

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