My Wife and Kids/Funny

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  • The episode "Get Out" has so many:
    • "Get in the shower, Junior! You smell like corn chips and ass!"
    • Kady spilled chocolate pudding on her dress. So Michael cuts it out, giving her a version of the infamous J.Lo dress.
    • "No-its-not-a-capital-crime!"
    • Michael clapping his hands to get his family to hurry up.
    • "Kady cut the cheese."
    • This dialogue:

Michael: Please stay in the car or else I will make your lives a living hell.
Jay: Michael, you're off to a good start.
Michael: I married a comedian.

  • And so does "RV Dreams", especially during the trip:
    • Michael going crazy after drinking so much coffee (spiced with Haggis).
      • Michael throws Jay's "For Dummies" book out the window.
      • Michael tells Jay to push the button, and he pretends to be going to warp-drive.
      • Michael laughs like crazy.
    • Junior tries to do the "Vulcan Sleep Pinch" on Michael. Michael does it to Junior, which works.
    • Junior comes out of the bathroom (after being in there for so long), and everyone is overcome with the terrible smell.
    • Super-speed family time.
    • Jay demands Michael to annunciate "Uhura", because it sounds like "a whore".
  • The Calvinator. Enough said.
  • "Don't make me go Hulk on you!"
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