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{{quote|In the not-too-distant future
[[Next Sunday A.D.]]
There was a guy named Joel
[[The Everyman|Not too different from you or me]]
He worked on a satellite loading bay
Just polishing switches to pay his way
He did his job with a cheerful face
[[Bad Boss|But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space]]
[[Cool and Unusual Punishment|We'll send him cheesy movies]]
The worst ever made
Joel says when you got [[Have a Gay Old Time|lemons]]
You make lemonade
Now keep in mind he can't control
When those movies begin or end
Because he used those extra parts to build his robot friends
[[Robot Roll Call|Robot roll-call]]
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Crow!
[[Epileptic Trees|If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts]]
[[MST3K Mantra|Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax"]]
For [[Title Drop|Mystery Science Theater 3000]]
|''-Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song''}}
 
== Season 3 ==