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{{quote|''The following is a fan-based parody of a fan-based parody...''|The first line of the disclaimer, explaining that this is [[Naruto the Abridged Series]] [[Up to Eleven|The Abridged Series]].}}

''Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show'' is an [[Abridged Series]] of ''[[Naruto]]'' made by [[Little Kuriboh]] of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'', originally as an [[April Fools' Day]] joke, as well as a [[Take That]] to ''[[Naruto the Abridged Series]]'', which has struck out on its own.

As of now, it has seven episodes and [[The Movie|a two-part movie]] which can be watched on [[Little Kuriboh]]'s account for it, called [http://www.youtube.com/user/Ninjabridge Ninjabridge]. The movie can be found in one part [https://web.archive.org/web/20110626060811/http://thedangerousbox.com/spoofmovie/ here]. Despite the Ninjabridge channel being flagged and deleted by an ad-bot, it has returned as of 15 June 2011. The episodes (but not the extra clips) can also be found in [https://web.archive.org/web/20121220061327/http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/page-episodes-naruto the Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged website].
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* [[The Abridged Series]]: ''Of'' [[Naruto the Abridged Series|the abridged series]].
* [[Abuse Mistake]]: Ino thinks Naruto is assaulting Sasuke, but Sasuke is quick to reassure her that they're just having sex (even though he doesn't like it).
* [[Actor Allusion]]: Sasuke utters this line:
{{quote|"[[Ben 10: Alien Force|It's]] [[Ben 10: Ultimate Alien|hero]] [[Yuri Lowenthal|time]]."}}
* [[April Fools' Day]]: This series was originally one of these. It came full circle in 2010, when it played its own role in [[Little Kuriboh]]'s yearly prank.
* [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign]]: [[Played for Laughs]] by Naruto in Episode 6
{{quote|Naruto: Okay, it's cool everybody! I speak weeaboo! }}
* [[Big Eater]]: That one guy that likes to eat food. "My eating disorder is hilarious!"
** "I mean look at him! Eating that food. It's hilarious! Food! Eating! ''HA!''"
* [[Bile Fascination]]: [[In-Universe]] - "Check it out. Those guys are kissing. It's so wrong, and yet I can't take my eyes away."
* [[Bilingual Bonus]]: Haku: ''Martin-san no chinpo wa hontōni ōkiidesu''.
* [[Big No]]: Episode 5's "Noooooooooo *smokes a cigarette* -ooooooooooooo!"
** Episode 6: Sasuke's monotone "Nooooooooooooo."
** Episode 7: "He was like the Sasuke's father I never had because Sasuke's brother killed him, [[Big No|nooooooooooo!"]]
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Fanservice No Jutsu. Though Sasuke does say it's not hurting him. He just doesn't like it.
* [[Bob From Accounting]]: "Hmmm, what would Bill from Accounting do?" [''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|cut to man jumping out of a skyscraper window]]''] "Hmm, I could do that, but there's no windows around."
* [[Brick Joke]]: Mermaid Melody fandubs being used to torture prisoners in [[The Movie]].
** "Monkey D. Luffy eventually found [[One Piece|One Piece.]] His breakfast still eludes him."
* [[Call Back]]: Naruto crying "Shaun" during the ''[[Heavy Rain]]'' joke is a reference to Little Kurioboh's ''other'' Heavy Rain joke of Minority Report.
* [[Captain Obvious]]: "This is a show about ''ninjas''... apparently."
** That's less a [[Captain Obvious]] and more [[Sarcasm Mode]]; he's mocking plot and the extremely trivial social antics of the protagonists in a show that is supposedly an action series about ninjas. On the same level:
{{quote|'''Naruto:''' This expired milk is an important plot point!}}
* [[Catch Phrase|Catch Phrase no Jutsu!]]
** Sasuke shall get you back, sommehoww...
** "I'm not [[David Bowie]]" and "I already told you, I'm not [[David Bowie]]!" -- David Bowie
*** Though, it seems in recent videos, Kakashi pretty much gave up on convincing people he was not David Bowie.
*** Though he calls himself Kakashi in the movie by mistake. Maybe even he isn't sure.
** "[[Looney Tunes|Ain't I a stinker?]]" -- Naruto
** Joe-Kage's use of the word "retaaaaarded".
** I like [[One Piece]] -- Iruka
** "I couldn't have done it without the rower!" -- Naruto
*** "Yes you could!" -- The Rower
* [[Comically Small Bribe]]: A [[Running Gag]] is [[Strange Minds Think Alike|many unconnected characters]] attempting to bribe people (often successfully) with "some paperclips and a Subway coupon".
* [[Cool Versus Awesome]]: Pirate versus Ninja. Parodied in the crossover video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hay33ndHjwk "Pirates and/or Ninjas"], complete with DBZ-like powering up sequence.
{{quote|'''Naruto:''' "We must fight now because you are a pirate and I am a ninja!
'''Luffy:''' "Aww, yeah! Let's do this thing! }}
* [[Crossover]]: With [[None Piece]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]] ''and'' [[Code MENT]] in the same video.
** And again with [[None Piece]] in Episode 7, as Gilligan's Father.
* [[Denser and Wackier]]: Compared to ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: More like [[Ninja]] of [[Ninja]] Department. That is of [[Ninja|Ninjas]].
* [[Depraved Bisexual]]: Naruto.
** Though in episode 5 he does claim his "ass belongs to Sasuke", implying monogamy of a kind.
* [[Depraved Homosexual]]: Zabuza.
* [[Dirty Old Man]]: The Hokage.
{{quote|'''Hokage:''' *watching porn* Shhh... I'm trying to hear the nudity.}}
* [[The Ditz]]: Konohamaru.
* [[Do Not Explain the Joke]]: Naruto in episode 7.
{{quote|'''Tazuna''': This is my Grandson. We call him Gilligan.
'''Naruto''': THAT IS EXTREMELY AMUSING, BECAUSE IT IS A [[Shout-Out|REFERENCE]] TO A [[Gilligan's Island|TV SHOW]] IN WHICH A MAIN CHARACTER WEARS A HAT. }}
* [[Dull Surprise]]: Sasuke. Especially noticeable in Episode 6.
* [[Emo]]: Sasuke.
{{quote|"Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he's ever met."}}
** According to Naruto, emo is the only emotion Sasuke is capable of feeling.
** At times Sasuke is actually ''proud'' of his emoness:
{{quote|"I challenge you to an emo off."}}
** Sasuke can be emo about ''anything'':
{{quote|"Nobody will ever understand the food I eat."}}
* [[Embarrassing First Name]]: Joe Hokage
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: Naruto, [[Captain Obvious|the smoker]], is against drinking.
* [[Even the Guys Want Him]]: Apparently the emotion which is emo makes Sasuke highly attractive to Naruto.
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"]]: Iruka is just called "Sensei," or "that annoying sensei guy."
* [[Fan Boy]]: Iruka will tell you he likes ''[[One Piece]]'', even if you've heard him the first million times. Also the Hokage likes ''[[Bleach]]'', but isn't nearly as blatant with it.
** "[[Fan Hater|Even though Bleach is SHIT]]!"
* [[Fate Worse Than Death]]: "...at least it's better than watching a ''[[Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch|Mermaid Melody]]'' fandub!"
* [[Flanderization]]: Iruka started of as rather eccentric, but still tried to be a competant teacher. His love for [[One Piece]] in episode 1 was only mentioned in passing. Episode 2 and onwards, being a [[One Piece]] [[Fan Boy]] seems to be Iruka's only characteristic.
* [[Flat What]]: An excellent one by the Hokage.
{{quote|'''Hokage:''' You killed my nephew's pet kitten. Her name was Mittens. I mean, it's like... Why. How. What.}}
* [[Genre Deconstruction]]: ''Naruto and the Curse of the Internet Drama'' is nothing but one towards [[The Abridged Series|the very genre]] '''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|its very predecessor]] started in the first place'''. The series itself is a [[Deconstructive Parody]].
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: A favorite of Naruto himself.
** Haku.
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]: In [[The Movie]], Naruto starts obsessing with lesbians. Fortunately, the Princess is one.
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Gay?]]: The Princess in [[The Movie]] is repeatedly referred to as a lesbian by Naruto, but we never see her in a relationship, and she doesn't really interact with other women at all.
* [[Homage]] Kakashi is a walking parody of [[David Bowie]]. [[Mistaken Identity|Though he'll tell you otherwise.]] [[Catch Phrase|Many times.]]
** [[Those Two Bad Guys|Gouzu and Meizu]] are now [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Scratch and Grounder]].
** And that one guy who likes to eat a lot is [[South Park|Cartman]].
** [[The Movie]] gives us the Japanese equivalents of [[George Lucas]], [[Michael Bay]] and, as the film's villain, [[M. Night Shyamalan|M. Night Shyamamalama-sama-kun]], who sounds exactly like [[Kung Pow|Master Pain, a.k.a. "Betty"]].
* [[Hotter and Sexier]]: There are far more sex gags and sex with something that isn't an inanimate object in the Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: At the end of "BOWIE NO JUTSU!" Iruka tells Joe-Kage to stop cramming the fact that he likes ''Bleach'' down his throat, despite the fact that [[Don't Explain the Joke|that's what he's been doing the entire series.]]
** Also Iruka's line in the next episode: "Show some respect to the Joe-kage!"
** In "Parody Movie no Jutsu," Naruto was [[Broken Pedestal|shocked to find out that the Princess drank alcohol.]] He comments that it is a bad habit and that he has lost a lot of respect for her, right before taking a long drag on a joint.
* [[I Am Not Shazam]]: In-universe in the 2010 April's Fools video, it appears that Iruka doesn't even know the name of the hero of [[Running Gag|his favourite animé]], referring to Luffy as "Mr. One Piece".
* [[Idiosyncratic Episode Naming]]: EPISODE TITLE NO JUTSU!~
* [[I Do Not Own]]: ''[[Naruto the Abridged Series]]'''s "This is a fan-based parody" disclaimer is itself parodied with one saying "This is a fan-based parody of a fan-based parody".
* [[Informed Attribute]]: An unusual case, as it is to the series itself, with Yami's statement, "This show is about Ninjas. Apparently."
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja]]: Yes, even on a show ''about ninjas.'' Mostly thanks to Iruka.
{{quote|'''Iruka:''' Aw, did you have to wake me up for this? I was having that awesome ninja dream where I'm a ninja.
'''Mizuki:''' Dude, you ''are'' a ninja.
'''Iruka:''' I am?! ''Holy shit, that's awesome''!! }}
* [[Interactive Narrator]]: Naruto hates [[Narrator|narrators]] with such a passion that he throws a kunai at them whenever he hears them.
* [[Japanese Honorifics]]: Naruto goes way too overboard when referring to David Bowie-sama-sensei-senpai-san-sama...-kun.
** And M. Night Shyamamalama-sama-kun.
** "Are you all right, David Bowie-kun-kittyface?"
* [[Jerkass]]: David Bowie seems to be turning into this starting with episode 6.
** The titular character is quite an asshole himself.
* [[Larynx Dissonance]]: Sakura. In fact, [[Little Kuriboh]] uses the exact same voice for Sakura as he does for [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Téa]].
* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]: Naruto sings to one of the BGMs of the series.
{{quote|"Do-do-dododo-dooo! I'm gonna fuck you in the ass!"}}
** Also Joekage's rant.
{{quote|'''Joekage''': "Personally I don't see what's so important about a bridge. I mean, come on. First one guy makes a bridge. And everybody uses it, they're like, "Ooh, look, a bridge. That's new." So, like, these other two guys make another bridge. And it's kinda like the first one, but people use it anyway because the first guy is like "Oh, their bridge is pretty cool too, check it out." And then these three other guys are like, "Oh, we're going to make the best bridge ever, we're going to combine our talents and be like, 'Oh, look at our bridge, it's totally amazing, ooh.'" and it's like, it turns out really good, and it's the best out of all the other bridges. Everybody subscribes to it."
'''Naruto''': "''Subscribes'' to it?!"
'''Joekage''': "I mean er... Everybody crosses it. Because it's a bridge. Yeah. And before you know it everybody and their mother is making a bridge! So there's a bridge. Everywhere... Nobody even knows why they're making a bridge anymore. They just want people to cross it. They don't care where they're going. The first guy is like, "I'm going to go to conventions to promote my bridge!" It's like, it's just a bridge. It's not a big deal. Get over it."
'''Naruto''': "What's he talking about?"
'''David Bowie''': "Apparently, bridges." }}
** The opening of episode 7, which came out shortly after Masako announced that he was leaving ''[[Naruto the Abridged Series]]''. Part of Kakashi/Bowie's dialogue was copied directly from Masako's YouTube announcement.
{{quote|'''Bowie''': Well, students, it's been a good ride, but I'm afraid I have to leave. There's just too much going on in my personal life. I wanted to say this to your faces, because you're awesome like that. So, farewell.
'''Naruto''': Bowie-sensei! You can't leave! We need you! Who else is going to provide all the voices... of reason? }}
** And, come to think of it, a lot of the other dialogue from episode 7 also counts, with all the discussion of building "a bridge" and one guy bringing his girlfriend to help with the bridge and so on.
* [[Leitmotif]]: Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata plays whenever Sasuke is being emo. Which is always.
* [[Literal Music Video]]: There's a segment in episode 7 based on the idea ([[Little Kuriboh]] has also done full literal music videos elsewhere).
* [[Mad Libs Catchphrase]]: Sasuke's "X will never understand the Y I feel" (and similar).
* [[Martial Arts and Crafts]]: All things are described as ninja things.
* [[Memetic Badass]]: "Nothing can kill David Bowie!"
{{quote|'''David Bowie:''' I am David Bowie. I can do anything!}}
* [[The Movie]]: ''Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show Motion Picture Movie Film'', which spoofs the first film, ''Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow''.
* [[Musical Episode]]: "Bowie no Jutsu". Admittedly, there's only one major musical number, but it takes up the majority of the episode, and there are a couple of short ones at the beginning and end.
* [[My Friends and Zoidberg]]: Iruka announces the graduates in the style of the [[One Piece]] theme song.
{{quote|'''Iruka''': Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Sasuke! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Naruto! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, Sakura! Dreamin'! Don't give it up, that guy!}}
* [[Ninja]]: Apparently this show is about them. In fact, everyone in the show is one! Sometimes "ninja" gets appended to other words.
{{quote|'''Naruto''': "The prostitutes in ninja village are also ninjas! That's why we call them ''ninja prostitutes!''"}}
** There are people who aren't ninjas, which is viewed by Naruto as being impossible.
{{quote|'''Naruto:''' What is he, like, [[Memetic Mutation|a wizard]] or something? Because he's clearly not a ninja!}}
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: "Zombie Ninja David Bowie is my sensei! This is the BEST DAY EVER!!"
** And for a brief moment in the first episode, Iruka believes that he's a robot ninja, instead of just a regular ninja.
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: Naruto, ''especially'' from episode two and on.
* [[No Name Given]]: A [[Running Gag]] with several characters. Iruka is always only known as "The Annoying Sensei Guy" and every other member of Sasuke's family is only described in terms of their relations to him.
* [[Noodle Incident]]: Sasuke's twelfth birthday.
** And when Sasuke's brother ruined Sasuke's life, there were apparently [[Self-Demonstrating Article|noodles involved.]]
* [[Oh God, with the Verbing!]]: In episode 2 Joe-Kage says "God, always with the talking from you."
* [[Only Sane Man|Only Sane Girl:]] Sakura.
* [[Overly Long Name]]: The show has one. The full title of [[The Movie]] is: ''Naruto the Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show Motion Picture Movie Film''.
* [[Painting the Fourth Wall]]: It'd be harder to find an episode without it.
* [[Phrase Catcher]]: Kakashi told you, he's ''not'' David Bowie!
* [[Reference Overdosed]]: [[The Movie]]. Probably done so that [[Naruto the Abridged Series|Masoko and Vegeta]] would have enough material to work with for their version.
* [[Running Gag]]: [[Naruto]] and his CONSTANT SMOKING!
** In "Parody Movie no Jutsu," it implies that the Rower helped him quit. Though, it could have been just a gag.
*** [[Little Kuriboh]] commented in the commentary that he probably just started again pretty soon.
** The Ninja teacher of the Ninja class likes ''[[One Piece]]''. Though he already sounds [[Overused Running Gag|weary of it]].
** "INSERT-A-NOUN-OR-VERB-HERE NO JUTSU!"
** "I'm not David Bowie."
** Naruto frequently compares ''[[The Godfather]]'' and ''[[Elf]]'' [[Insistent Terminology|starring Will Ferrell]] and everyone else says the movies have nothing in common.
*** In [[The Movie]], he actually says "''The Elf'' and ''Godfather'' starring Will Ferrell", [[Fridge Brilliance|implying that he's had Will Ferrell confused with James Caan this whole time.]]
** The Rower's (supposed) awesomeness seems to have become one.
{{quote|'''Naruto:''' I couldn't have done it without the Rower!
'''Rower:''' Yes you could. }}
* [[Shout-Out]]: More than a few lines are lifted from other media.
{{quote|'''Mizuki:''' The ninjas never told you what happened to your father!
'''Naruto:''' They told me enough! They told me -- wait, actually, they didn't tell me jack (bleep). What the hell happened to my father?! }}
**
{{quote|'''Mizuki:''' Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of ninjas in one turn?
'''Naruto:''' Yeah. So?
'''Mizuki:''' That's against the ninja rules, isn't it?
'''Naruto:''' Screw the ninja rules! I have lung cancer! }}
** The first episode also opens with roughly the same dialogue as the first episode of ''Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged''.
** The theme song itself is directly ripped from ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''.
** Naruto's "I am the Japanese version of [[Dennis the Menace UK|Dennis the Menace!]]"
** At the end of BOWIE NO JUTSU~, there's a little snippet of 'Bowie' from [[Flight of the Conchords]].
** [[The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|"SnooPING AS usual I see!"]]
** [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|"Believe in me who believes in the you who believes in]] [[One Piece|the One Piece!"]]
** [[Sonic 3 and Knuckles|Icecap Zone No Jutsu]]
** [[The Lord of the Rings|YOU...SHALL NOT... PASS]]
** [[Mortal Kombat|Get Over Here]]
** [[Kingdom Hearts II|Dance Water Dance]]
** [[Street Fighter|Yoga Flame No Jutsu]]
** "Hey, ho, [[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang|Shika-Shikamaru]], Shika-Shikamaru I love you..."
** "We call him [[Gilligan's Island|Gilligan]]."
** Possibly unintentional, but Gato sounds almost identical to Bob's boss in [[The Incredibles]], down to their first lines being the same.
{{quote|'''Gato:''' I'm not happy, Zabuza. Not happy. }}
** Episode 3: "[[Motor Mouth|Hokageshouldn'twebedoingsomethingaboutthe]][[Half Life|headcrabzombies?]]"
** M Knight Shamalamasamakun's character is basically Betty from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
** The [[Ti Vo]] 'porn' scene in Fanservice No Jutsu is from ''[[Puni Puni Poemi]]''.
* [[Show Within a Show]]: Iruka's ''[[One Piece]] [[The Abridged Series]]'' and the Hokage's ''[[Bleach]] [[The Abridged Series|Kage Abridged]]''.
{{quote|'''Luffy:''' [[Stylistic Suck|Where is One Piece? I need to find One Piece. Where is One Piece? Where is my breakfast?]] [[Overly Long Gag|Oh I found it, not One Piece, my breakfast; where is One Piece?]]
'''Takahata101:''' Hi. }}
* [[Small Role, Big Impact]]: Naruto is a big fan of the rower and admires everything he does, even though Naruto just met the rower and he just... rows.
* [[Smoking Is Cool]]: Naruto seems to think so, and doesn't mind pushing it on the impressionable youth.
{{quote|'''Hokage's Grandson:''' It tastes like burning!
'''Naruto''': That means it's working! }}
* [[Smoking Hot Sex|Smoking Hot Ninja Sex]]: Naruto with Sasuke in ep 3.
* [[Sound Effect Bleep]]: The usual effect applies until Episode 3, when the series becomes uncensored.
* [[Spoof Aesop]]: "The old man's story has taught me a valuable lesson, and that is that we should not complain about Masako leaving, because we should be grateful for everything that he has done for us and respect his decision to move on with his life." That message is fine, but it had ''nothing to do'' with the old man's story.
* [[Stealth Parody]]: Little Kuriboh has made it clear that he bears no ill will toward Masako and Vegeta's abridged series, or anyone else's for that matter; [[Fan Dumb|some people]] [[Serious Business|really shouldn't take the frequent insults so seriously]].
* [[Stealth Pun]]: Joe-Kage's rant at the end of episode 5 is about how [[Little Kuriboh|one guy]] made [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|a bridge]], then a couple other guys decided to make [[Naruto the Abridged Series|a different bridge]], then everybody else decided to make [[The Abridged Series|a bridge]], some better than others, and finally [[Team Four Star|a bunch of them got together]] to make [[Dragon Ball Abridged|the best bridge ever]].
* [[Steven Ulysses Perhero]]: Joe Hokage grew up to become a Hokage.
* [[Stylistic Suck]]: Naruto's "movie", which is apparently styled after a [[Seltzer and Friedberg]] movie and makes him into a [[Gary Stu]].
** And Iruka's abridgement of ''[[One Piece]]''. It appears to have been filmed by recording snippets of ''One Piece'' episodes off youTube with a mobile phone, and that's just the start of it.
* [[Take That]]: There's a lot of these directed towards Naruto The Abridged Series, [[Hate Dumb|vocal Sakura haters]], [[Seltzer and Friedberg]] style referential comedy (with [[Meet the Spartans]] and [[Vampires Suck]] called out specifically), and toward the show itself, but episode 5's [[The Stinger|stinger]] takes the cake, as [[Little Kuriboh]] disses all other *cough* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|bridges]], and [[Self-Deprecation|himself a little]] for good measure.
{{quote|'''Hokage:''' So this guys's like, "I'm going to go to conventions to promote my bridge." I mean, like, it's just a bridge. It's not a big deal. [[Take That Me|Get over it]].}}
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Ern7ZP3EQ This video], though it's really just a brutal satire of ''[[Naruto the Abridged Series]]'' and, more specifically, its [[Schedule Slip|long anticipated]] ''[[The Movie|Naruto The Abridged Movie]]''.
*** Note that [[Little Kuriboh]] went ahead and made [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4uonU_uj0 his own version] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek9D56MbmLs of the movie] just to spite them. And [[The Stinger]] to that movie?
{{quote|'''Naruto:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}ek9D56MbmLs Dodododododo I made this movie in a Week!]}}
** The villain of the abridged movie being [[M. Night Shyamalan|M. Night Shamamalama(-sama-kun)]], the only director more hated than Japanese [[George Lucas]] and Japanese [[Michael Bay]].
{{quote|'''Naruto''': "[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|This]] is for all the fans of ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'', you [[The Last Airbender|white washing son of a bitch!]]"}}
** Half of Episode 7 is a ''massive'' one against Vegeta3986<ref>one of the Naruto Abridged creators; the episode was made after his partner MasakoX quit the show and he himself quit [[Dragon Ball Abridged|Team FourStar]] </ref>, especially his choice to [[Yoko Oh No|bring his girlfriend onto the show]].
* [[Tempting Fate]]: After finding out the princess had been kidnapped in the movie.
{{quote|'''Kakashi:''' It's okay everyone. I sent Naruto to go find her. I'm sure they'll be just fine...
''cut to Naruto running from a giant train''
'''Naruto:''' THE POLAR EXPRESS IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEE!!
'''Kakashi:''' Unless of course they were attacked by some sort of magical ninja train, but that would just be the most retarded plot twist of all oh my God, it ''is'' M. Night Shamamalama. }}
* [[Throw It In]]: Naruto's flubbed lines in episodes 3 and 5. Not known if [[Little Kuriboh]] did them on purpose, or just left in his own mistakes. Either way, sure to become a [[Running Gag]].
{{quote|'''Naruto:''' Oh my God, Sasuke is so pucking--pah pah... Oh my God, Sasuke is so fucking pretty!
'''Naruto:''' He must be a apbleblahblah. *beat* He must be some kind of optical illusion! }}
** He mentions in the commentary for the movie that accidentally mispronounced "nuclear" as "nucular" while recording and, instead of rerecording, just decided to put a quick subtitle that says "Ninjas can't pronounce nuclear".
** Also, in the crossover [[None Piece|Pirates and/or Ninjas]]
{{quote|'''Naruto''' Your constant disassembly of dialogue is interfering with yourrashemblehblehpahpah.
'''Luffy''' *blink blink*
'''Naruto''' Your constant disassembly of dialogue is interfering with any rational plot development! }}
* [[Unnamed Parent|Unnamed Sibling]]: Sasuke refers to his brother as "Sasuke's Brother".
** Even Sasuke's Brother calls himself that.
** [[Unnamed Parent]]: In episode 7, Sasuke refers to his father as "Sasuke's father."
* [[Utility Magic]]: Eating food is apparently a jutsu, then again Naruto is a moron so maybe not.
* [[Vocal Evolution]]: The Naruto voice changes distinctly between the first episode and the second. It can probably be chalked up to his cigarettes.
** Sasuke's accent has changed from an American one to a British one. And it sounds almost exactly like [[Little Kuriboh]]'s speaking tone. Only...emo.
** Iruka (the "annoying sensei guy") has become more high-pitched, to the point of sounding like [[Pokémon|Meowth]]. This has been lampshaded at least once
*** David Bowie gradually stops "singing" his dialogue.
*** Well, not ''all'' his dialogue. "Now I'm going to teach you all how to ''CLIMB A TREEEEE~!''"
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]: Naruto in [[The Movie]]; makes his own lyric to boot.
{{quote|*slams table* "[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Row! Row! Fight the Power]]!" *slam* "Row! Row! Fire flower!" *slam* "Row! Row! Eisenhower!" *slam* "Row! Row! I like Jack Bauer!"}}
** *After dramatic plot details, slam* "Row Row! Shamamalama!"
* [[What Could Have Been]]: The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ZcxX40U5U Spoof] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbcuRFY3gvg Movie] Commentary reveals that [[Little Kuriboh]] had many different scripts for the movie before settling on the final result. According to him, however, they're not quite as good.
* [[Who's on First?]]: Zabuza keeps thinking Haku is greeting him when he's actually saying "yes". ("Hai")
* [[Word Salad Title]]
* [[X Called. They Want Their Y Back.]]:
{{quote|'''Ino:''' Hey, Sakura, [[Christina Ricci]] called. She wants her giant forehead back, and her movie career.
'''Sakura:''' Well, [[Renee Zellweger]] called. She wants her UGLY BLONDE BITCH FACE back! ...And her movie career. }}
** And from the movie:
{{quote|'''Cliche Henchman 1:''' Hey, [[David Bowie]], the seventies called, and they want their timely references back!
'''Kakashi:''' Oh yeah? Well, [[Advent Children]] called and they want their crappy villains back! }}

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