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''Naruto Veangance Revelaitons'' ([[Rouge Angles of Satin|
The fic has been completed and lasted ''69 chapters'' (with a 70th one provided by Benji)
The fic can be read [
The author's [[Twitter|Twitter account]] contains a considerable amount of [[Word of God]] and other information about the story, as well as whining about his personal life, and is available [https://twitter.com/AnimeJake
Compare with ''[[My Immortal]]'', ''[[
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▲== Tropes A-L ==
* [[Aborted Arc]]: There was a prophecy in place saying that Taliana would help Ronan defeat Madara, but this turns out to be false upon Taliana's final [[Face Heel Turn]] {{spoiler|and being killed off because the author broke up with his girlfriend}}.
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* [[Aerith and Bob]]: Throughout the fic, characters are frequently given either a unique, [[Sdrawkcab Name|Sdrawkcab]], [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign|vaguely Japanese]], or [[No Name Given|no]] name. This isn't the case with the host of the "hineki kojiyshai show", who's name is ''literally'' just Bob.
* [[Air Vent Passageway]]: Ronan does this in order to escape from the council's true layer in Chapter 58.
* [[All Gays Are Pedophiles]]: [[No Except Yes|Technically, ephebophiles]]. When Edfred says he is gay, Ronan says that he doesn't have
* [[All Your Base Are Belong to Us]]: {{spoiler|Konohagakure gets taken over by Sasuke.}}
* [[Almost-Dead Guy]]: {{spoiler|Kurotsuchi.}}
* [[Angrish]]: It's hard to tell given the poor spelling, but when Ronan learns that {{spoiler|Sakura might be carrying Naruto's child}}, his speech becomes completely unintelligible.
{{quote|'''Ronan''': "WTFF BITHCKDNR,E D?EKRFMMFJF [[Big No|GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]! WTF IS DIS SHIT! [[The Room|UR RIPPIN ME APART SAKURA!]]"}}
* [[Anticlimax]]:
** Very rarely do the "[[
** The final battle itself is also much more one-sided than virtually any one prior to that.
* [[Anti-Hero]]: Ronan and Sakura are basically this, as well as Mandy and Da Cooger (before Jake [[Killed Off for Real|killed them off permanently]]), and they all fall under Type IV, save for Ronan who is a Type V.
* [[Apocalypse How]]: The Council wants a Class 6 on the entire world except the shinobi village ({{spoiler|which by this point is under their control}}) and the US except for New York and California. {{spoiler|While they don't fully succeed, Ronan helps them out by using his glowing blue jizz to cause a Class 3 on the planet, excluding the aforementioned areas}}.
* [[Artistic License: Biology]]:
** Unless some time skips happened without the narration mentioning them, Sakura learns that she is pregnant within a few days of having sex with Ronan, and gives birth soon afterward. {{spoiler|The second time around, it's similar, except it isn't until Chapter 59 that she finds out that she's pregnant, despite having had sex with Naruto in Chapter 22}}.
** Ronan punching Sakura in the chest to hasten her {{spoiler|second}} delivery is wrong on so many levels...
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** Ronan's penis is impossibly long at every point except when, due to a typo, it was accidentally said to be four ''inches'' long. To make matters worse, the author claims his own penis is 17 inches long.
* [[Artistic License Economics]]: Ronan drives a casino out of business by winning all its money. [[Epic Fail|This is supposed to be anti-capitalist.]]
* [[Artistic License: Law]]: Ronan getting a divorce from Taliana goes forward without a hitch until Madara stands up and objects, at which point the judge denies it. The author attempts to justify this by having the judge turn out to be evil and corrupt.
* [[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence]]: {{spoiler|Ronan and Sakura, to have sex for all eternity}}.
* [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign]]: Tadashiharakumaie, the only original character from the fic to have even a vaguely Japanese name.
* [[Audio Erotica]]: Da cooger/Fiona/Tsunade/WGAF reveals her sultry voice with the supposedly sexy line "here are ur bedrooms fuckers". The cooger in the crystal ball has a similarly sexy voice. Ronan's voice in his dragon form is described as sexy. Additionally, Taliana is described as having the following voice:
{{quote|"she [Taliana] ran around the room screaming in her realy deep voice tho her voice was still female it was like a slowded down version of her vouce but it was sexy"}}
* [[Author Appeal]]: Expect Ronan to share any fetish that Jake has. And we mean ''any.''
* [[Author Filibuster]]: The "plot" (for lack of a better term) is frequently stopped in order for Jake/Ronan to bash anything and everything, including ''his own stepbrother''. One [[Egregious]] example is when, after mentioning that he's wearing the same [[Power Armor]] that the Spartans wear in [[Halo]], he launches into a tangent about how Halo is a good game, and some games that Benji likes, such as [[
* [[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]: Ronan claims the throne of "king" of the Shinobi, by being the previous king's godson.
* [[Male Gaze|Baby Got Back]]: Sakura and Atni.
* [[Back
** Characters frequently die only to come back at a later point in the story, always being [[Hand Wave|hand waved]] by the author.... if he even attempts to explain it in the first place.
** In Benj's ending, it turns out that {{spoiler|Naruto and Kakashi}} survived.
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* [[Big Beautiful Woman]]: There's a pageant for them at the hot springs festival. Ronan expresses his disgust at their perceived obesity and ruthlessly slaughters them all.
* [[Bigger Is Better in Bed]]: Ronan has "a huge dick its almost 2 fet long and realy fat plus i cum a lot ok)". Later descriptions suggest that it's four feet long, then five. On some occasions, it's so long that it hurts Sakura when it's stuck into her, verging on unintentional [[Deconstruction]].
* [[Big No]]: Used throughout the fic, as well as any possible misspelling of it, which eventually leads to this gem in Chapter 22:
{{quote|"MOOOOOO" sakura yelled. }}
* [[Berserk Button]]: The author has a few major Berserk Buttons that are liberally alluded to within the story: his brother Benji, his stepmother, somebody even insinuating something bad about Katie or his other brothers, people who like ''[[Harry Potter]]'', religious people (especially Christians, and he even targets agnostics later on), men who aren't completely heterosexual, modern music, and most of all, critics. Within the fic itself, Ronan's Berserk Buttons are.... [[Author Avatar|basically everything]] [[Author Tract|previously mentioned.]] Sakura has her own Berserk Button, however: If you criticize Ronan, she ''will'' bite your head off, as seen in the quote below:
{{quote|'''Sakura''': "hey naruto how r u"
'''Naruto''': "not good. i fucking hate rona hes so horble"
'''Sakura''': "NO HE IS [[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCKING NOT U TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK U FUCKING]] [[I Love the Dead|CORPSEFUCKER!11!]] HE IS BETTER THAN U AND ALWAYS WILL BE [[Crowning Moment of Funny|DONT U UNDERSTAND HIS BUICK IS HUGE!!!]]"}}▼
▲THAN U AND ALWAYS WILL BE [[Crowning Moment of Funny|DONT U UNDERSTAND HIS BUICK IS HUGE!!!]]"}}
* [[Black and Gray Morality]]: Ronan does many terrible things, including killing people who disagree with him and raping his girlfriends. The Council and their minions however, arguably have an even higher body count, {{spoiler|and when they take over Konoha, establish a dictatorship, except in favor of everything Ronan and the author are against}}.
* [[Brainwashed]]: {{spoiler|The catgirls, the Mizukage, the Fourth Raikage, Darui, Killer Bee and his team, Sakura, and Kakashi}}
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* [[Caught with Your Pants Down]]: Sasuke catches Ronan sucking his own penis while looking at a picture of Sakura, prompting Ronan to shoot him with his blue light in retaliation. Later on, Ronan masturbates to Taliana raping Sakura until Taliana sees him, at which point he shoots her in the vagina and frees Sakura.
* [[Chained to a Railway]]: {{spoiler|Sakura after being resurrected}}.
* [[Chivalrous Pervert]]: Ronan, though it's something of an [[Informed Ability]]. He supposedly only has sex with girls [["It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"|when they honestly want it]], but that doesn't stop him from being [[Bastard Boyfriend|abusive]].
* [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome]]:
** Oroci[[Maury]]/Oricimura/Ociruamara/Ochimare/Whatever Jake wants, is originally the [[Designated Villain|"villain"]] of the "story". After a confusing switch to <s> Madara</s> Madra, he's never mentioned again.
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* [[Curb Stomp Battle]]: Most fight scenes involve the villain showing up and Ronan beating the crap out of them. In a few exceptions, Ronan ends up getting defeated.
* [[Cure Your Gays]]: Ronan turns a lesbian straight. [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Well, bisexual, anyway]], but [[No Bisexuals|it's best not to mention that to the author]].
* [[Daddy DNA Test]]: {{spoiler| Ronan get's one for Ekaj (by going onto the Hineki Kojiyoshai Show) right before Sakura gives birth to him - it turns out both Naruto ''and'' Ronan are the father.}} [[Artistic License: Biology|Really.]]
* [[Darker and Edgier]]/[[Dark Fic]]: [[Word of God|The author's stated intent.]]
* [[Darkest Hour]]: Chapter 65. {{spoiler|Ronan has been used to end the world, and has died in the process. True to form, however, he gets better in the next chapter}}.
* [[Damned By Faint Praise]]: Kakashi
{{quote|'''da cooger''': "RONAN! I HAVE FAITH IN U! NOT THE XTIAN FATH DUH BUT THE GOOD FAT! U R STROG ND SO IS KAKSHI 2 I GUES"}}
* [[Dear Negative Reader]]:
** The author has a habit of writing [[Sarcasm Mode|politely-worded epistles]] to his readers in the chapter notes, generally in the format of "Authurs Note: GOD WTF u motherfuking alsohs ok [[Rouge Angles of Satin|duck]] u. justf uck you. I DONT NEED 2 CHANGE MY SPELING ITS GOOD BESIdes wtf d u guya kno! this is a gr8 story so just shut the fuk up and READ it u bitchcunties!"
** However, in recent chapters, he's announced that he will no longer respond to reviewers. After a period of going back to writing author's notes, he now omits them entirely, or declares that he's ignoring the negative reviews.
* [[Death Is Cheap]]
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Happens all the time, but the most exceptional example arguably occurs in Chapter 22, with the following lines:
{{quote|"ok well shuld we go talk 2him???" i asked sakura "no i will nut u" she said but then i said "well i would be better at it u dont undertsand guys cunt" i said "well yes but im sure i can help i mean hes mad at u get it?" she said "well ok then but dont fucking screw it up!!!" i said "ok then goodbye" she said and then i reposnded "goodbye then" and she said "ok bye".}}
* [[Despair Event Horizon]]: {{spoiler|After Ronan's third death while destroying the world, Sakura, Atni and Ekaj prepare to kill themselves}}.
* [[Deus Ex Machina]]:
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** Madara often suffers fatal injuries, some stated to be fatal, but typically comes back immediately {{spoiler|until he is [[Killed Off for Real]] in the last chapter}}.
* [[Disney Villain Death]]: {{spoiler|Naruto's suicide and final death}}
* [[Does This Make Me Look Fat?]]: In Chapter 56, after putting on their bikinis, Sakura asks the following of herself and Atni:
{{quote|"o rona dos dis mak us look FART?" }}
* [[The Dog Shot First]]: After Ronan kills the judge for refusing to grant him a divorce, it's revealed that he was evil and corrupt. Considering how unrealistically the trial was handled, this is actually somewhat plausible.
* [[Doorstopper]]:
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* [[Dramatic Thunder]]: Happens a few times throughout the fic, often [[Did Not Do the Research|with little understanding of how thunder works]].
* [[Dramatic Wind]]: Chapter 67 and 68
* [[Driven by Envy]]: This is what causes {{spoiler| Naruto's [[Face Heel Turn
* [[Driven to Suicide]]:
** At the end of Chapter 22, {{spoiler| Naruto kills himself, because "[[Nietzsche Wannabe|THIS WORLD IS WRONG AND FUCKED UP]] AND U GUYS DONT LIKE ME AND UR SO MUCH BETTER RONAN I CANT TAKED AND MY [[Rouge Angles of Satin|DOCK]] IS REALLY SMALL SO GOO[[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]]DBYE!!!"}}
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* [[Dude, She's Like, in a Coma]]: After rescuing Sakura for the first time, Ronan decides to rape her while she's still unconscious. [[Rape Is Love|She is okay with this.]] He does this again after she {{spoiler|goes into a ''literal'' [[Convenient Coma|coma]] after being injected with poison by Madara}}.
* [[Dystopia Justifies the Means]]: The villains want to create "N XTIAN CPITALIST AMERICN ILUMANTI FEMINST PORADISE/1" by having Ronan destroy the world.
* [[Eek!
* [[Electric Slide]]: Ronan does this during the acid sea challenge section of the [[Tournament Arc]].
* [[Establishing Series Moment]]: In the first paragraph, while describing his hair as like that of [[Justin Bieber]], Ronan then has a parenthetical note "i dont liek him tho [[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCK HIM]] [[Take That|HE SUCKS]] [[Author Tract|ALL MODERN MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS]]", which gives readers a good idea of what kind of fic this is.
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* [[Evil Tower of Ominousness]]: The Council's headquarters in {{spoiler|occupied Konohagakure}}
* [[Extra! Extra! Read All About It!]]: At the beginning of Chapter 55, this is how Ronan and his harem are alerted to the coming "ANUAL SEXY BICHES [[Hot Springs Episode|HOSPINGS]] [[Festival Episode|FESTILAV]]".
* [[Extreme Omnivore]]: Shortly after Ronan eats her panties, Atni eats her [[Meido]] glasses... somehow.
{{quote|"oh yes so much cum mmmm yes"" she sa nd took of her glasses nd ate them 2 get a goowd tast of da cum.}}
* [[Face Heel Revolving Door]]: For a while, it seemed that the author simply couldn't make up his mind on whether he wanted Taliana, and even ''Ronan'' to be bad guys or good guys, as Ronan ended up working with the villains for significant stretches of time, while Taliana appeared to alternate between loyalty to Ronan and loyalty to Madara. However, it seems he ''finally'' decided: {{spoiler| Ronan is good, Taliana is bad, although the latter was influenced in part by his breaking up with the girlfriend Taliana was based off of.}}
* [[Face Heel Turn]]:
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* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]: To the point where nonconsensual lesbian [[Parental Incest]] is considered acceptable (indeed, encouraged), where a gay guy merely kissing his boyfriend is not.
* [[Giving Someone the Pointer Finger]]: Ronan, to the third place girl at the pageant.
* [[Good People Have Good Sex]]: Inverted - the protagonists' sex scenes tend to be stranger, more fetishistic, and sometimes more abusive. [[Double
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual in the Last 5 Seconds?]]: Ronan constantly feels the need to tell everyone he's straight at any moment where anything even moderately sexual (or not sexual at all <ref>then all of a sudden a magical note appeard and it said that we wur invited 2 attend a ball. "[[Dude, Not Funny|wtf fuck dat shit balls r 4 fags get it?]]"</ref>) happens between [[Even the Guys Want Him|him and another guy]]. This leads to a particularly cruel moment where he [[Disproportionate Retribution|kills a guy for asking to have sex with him]], all the while ranting about [[Author Filibuster|how gross it is]], which leads to him screwing the guy's [[No Bisexuals|supposedly lesbian]] friend.
* [[Headbutt Thermometer]]: Ronan does this to see if Sakura is telling the truth about being pregnant ( {{spoiler|again, that is}}). [[Critical Research Failure|Yes,]] [[You Fail Biology Forever|really.]]
* [[Hermaphrodite]]: Sakura, apparently...
{{quote|tjen i started 2 fingr her cunt realy hard and juicy girtl cum was flowin frum her '''dick''' like a waterfal}}
* [[Hero Antagonist]]: Edfred could certainly qualify.
* [[Hollywood Atheist]]: The protagonists in general.
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* [[Incest Is Relative]]: Ronan and Sakura have sex with their daughter/Sakura's clone, and Ronan has sex with {{spoiler|Taliana... even after he learns that ''she's his mom''.}}
* [[In Name Only]]: If the characters and some locations didn't share the same names as the [[Canon]] [[Naruto]] characters and locations, you'd never be able to guess that this was a Naruto fanfic.
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: A few examples.
* [[Insistent Terminology]]: A strange example occurs in Chapter 46, in which Ronan insists that men don't cook, but is willing to accept the [[Cooking Duel]] after da cooger tells him that men who cook are called chefs.
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons]]: Ronan?s powers often call upon a spirit dragon.
* [[Intimate Healing]]: Da Cooger can heal Ronan by sucking his penis, and Taliana revives Madara this way
* [["It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It"]]: Also ties in with [[Double Standard Rape (Female on Female)]]:
{{quote|?but skura liked it so it wasnt rapde do u c dn? }}
* [[It's Quiet... Too Quiet]]: Said verbatim by Ronan, right before {{spoiler| Kakashi is killed off}}.
* [[Jerkass]]: Ronan. Edfred, however, is the one intended to be seen as such.
== Tropes K-O ==
* [[Karma Houdini]]: Ronan. {{spoiler|Until Benji's ending}}.
* [[Kick the Son of a Bitch]]: Attempted invocation with Ronan killing a judge for refusing to grant him and Sakura a divorce from Taliana, as it's revealed after the fact that [[The Dog Shot First|the judge was evil and corrupt]].
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* [[Ludicrous Gibs]]: Ronan, {{spoiler|after being revived}} reduces Madara to this.
* [[Luke, I Am Your Father]]: {{spoiler| Taliana is Ronan's mother. Despite technically being younger than him. The mechanics of this remain unexplained.}}
▲== Tropes M-Z ==
* [[Making Love in All the Wrong Places]]: Ronan tends to have sex anywhere he goes, including in public, which is met with surprisingly few objections from authority. In fact, very rarely do characters actually have sex in bed. {{spoiler|Except for Chapter 50}}.
* [[The Man Behind the Man]]: {{spoiler|The Council apparently gives orders to Madara and the president of the Kibusi corporation, and has several powerful individuals in its membership.}}
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* [[Motorcycle on the Coast Road]]: On the way to the Hot Springs Festival.
* [[Mud Wrestling]]: Sakura vs. Taliana, Chapter 14 and 32.
* [[My Girl Is a Slut]]: Sakura.
{{quote|'''Ronan''':"wel fuck botch we ned a fuckin dna test!"
'''Sakura''': "we shuld go on tha sho [[Gratuitous Japanese|hineki]] [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign|kojiyshai]]!" }}{{quote|'''Ronan''': "wat the fuk does dat men"
'''Sakura''':"in japnese it means "dna test 4 whores" "
'''Ronan''': "oh ok dat makes sense cuz u R ONE HAHAH!"
'''Sakura''': "yes ur rigt rona im a whor... now let go!" }}
* [[Mundane Utility]]: Ronan's healing powers are extremely useful for patching his partners back together after (and sometimes during) the latest marathon sex session.
* [[New Powers as the Plot Demands]]: Ronan is constantly given new powers over the course of the fic, which he often seems to later forget even having.
* [[No Bisexuals]]:
** Played [[Incredibly Lame Pun|straight]] for most of the fic, with such lines as the following:
{{quote|"i yelled WHAT R YU DOIN! Y R U [[Portugal|LISBON]]? den mandy and sakura said that they were lesbians but that they diud love me i was the only guy who could make them fee good with my giant fucking duck in fact they said that when dey were with me they were str8"}}
** Later on, the author begrudgingly admits that the girls would yes, infact, be bisexual, "[[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|but lezbian just sound hotter so fuck off]]."
** Jake does it again in Chapter 25. While addressing a female reviewer who said she was bi, he mentions that "lol guys cant b bi evry1 knos dat xd!" Apparently, this is because guys are gay if they have sex with each other, and if they have sex with girls after that, they're still gay.
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* [[Our Dragons Are Different]]: An "ugly and stupid" dragon attacks Ronan and Sakura as they escape from the rice fields, but [[Curb Stomp Battle|Ronan defeats it easily]].
* [[Out of Character]]: '''''EVERYONE.''''' The only people who aren't are the [[Original Character|OCs]], and even then, they aren't always portrayed consistently.
* [[Outrun the Fireball]]: [[Exploited Trope|Exploited]], and complete with [[Slow Motion]], in Chapter 27:
{{quote|"and then stha sceen blew da fuk up and we had 2 run out very slowy as da theatr blew up hugely"}}
* [[Overly Long Name]]:
** Danny, Jake's best friend, has an [[Expy]] within the fic [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign|named]] [[Gratuitous Japanese|"Tadashiharakumaie"]].
** zoshiyanahasu-itakamajiduonisaabozai-equanidafutara the catgirl. More commonly goes by the name 'Becky', for obvious reasons.
== Tropes P-T ==
* [[Perfect Poison]]: The intravenous poison Madara uses to {{spoiler|put Sakura into a coma}} takes effect in seconds.
* [[Plot-Based Voice Cancellation]]: The announcement of {{spoiler|Madara's punishment}}.
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* [[Real Person Cameo]]: Benji, the author's stepbrother, appears in Chapter 47 wanting to ruin the fic, and earlier than that as someone Ronan kills while working with Madara.
* [[Really Gets Around]]: Um, well... to be honest? ''[[Lemon|Everyone.]]'' Well, everyone who's [[My Girl Is a Slut|a girl]] [[The Casanova|and Ronan]], that is.
* [[Record Needle Scratch]]: The following line occurs in Chapter 69:
{{quote|"[[Evil Gloating|roane wil nevr make it in2 r fotress curc! hes nevr gona be able 2! muhahhaa!]]" sad the bron haird wman but ten tha council herd a rcord scatch becus i had just [[Freudian Slip|cum inside them]]! [[Big No|"NOOOOO!"]] eylld all 4 of tem!"}}
* [[Redundancy Department of Redundancy]]: Atni has a "dustr 4 dusting" in her [[Meido]] outfit. [[Subverted Trope|Ironically, she never actually uses it.]]
* [[The Rest Shall Pass]]: Team 7 tries to do this for Ronan on Orochimaru, but they're defeated one by one.
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* [[Switching POV]]: As mentioned above, da Cooger gets a brief period as narrative POV character, and the setting briefly switches to third person perspective when Sakura cheats on Ronan with Naruto. The fic also switches away from Ronan?s perspective when the action shifts to the Council.
* [[Swirling Dust]]: Happens right before the card duel in Chapter 53.
* [[Take That]]: to *takes big breath* Men who aren't 100% heterosexual, [[Western Animation]], ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'', ''[[
{{quote|[[Author Appeal|so we went out onstage dressed as]] tha [[Super Soldier|msastr cheifs]] from [[Halo]] (dats my favorite came of all ime it [[Precision F-Strike|fukin rox]] i tried playin dat gam [[BioShock (series)]] my bro siad dat was bettr and that [[Atomic F-Bomb|fukin]] suckd thats so fuckin boring wh cas about a [[Underwater City|scity under water]] and [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|wtf does sum bitch named]] [[Ayn Rand|anne]] [[Freudian Slip|randy]] [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|hav 2 do with a]] [[Cluster F-Bomb|fuckin]] [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|video gam?]] wh tha fuk is that[[Epic Fail|::::]]}}
* [[Take That, Critics!]]:
** A cherished hobby of the author:
** And one in chapter 31: {{quote| "well 1 day n [[The Fundamentalist|xtian]] walks in2 budling nd finds out evry2 is an atiest. he says [[Religious Stereotype|dere all gunna burn in hell]]" so wat den king ronan! "Well the atiests say: we dont believe in [[Hell]]. so i guess well just hav 2 burn in flames here!" [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|(GET THAT FLAMERS HAHA!)]]}}▼
** And one in chapter 31:
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* [[That Was Objectionable]]: Madara objects to the judge's ruling during Ronan's attempt to divorce Taliana, overturning it. By the end of the next chapter, however, Ronan divorces Taliana.
* [[The Chosen One]]: From Chapter 16 and on, it's mentioned several times that Ronan is the chosen one to [[The End of the World as We Know It|destroy the world]]. {{spoiler|Toward the end of the fic, he actually does it}}. Earlier on, he's considered the chosen one to defeat Orochimaru..
* [[The Thing That Goes Doink]]: Surprisingly mentioned in chapter 55, although Ronan winds up destroying it as it annoys him and Sakura. According to an elderly woman who comes running out upon hearing the sounds of its destruction, it "was hundeds of yrds old". Naturally, [[Jerkass|Ronan doesn't care about that]], and winds up leaving the poor woman in tears.
* [[This Cannot Be!]]: The Council, after learning that {{spoiler|Ronan survived the end of the world}}
* [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch]]: Several examples, such as:
{{quote|'''Sakura''': (to Taliana) we are divorcing you BITCH }}
* [[This Is Sparta]]:
** The brown haired woman on the council
{{quote|"THIS! MEANS! WARRRRRRRRR!" }}
** Sakura in {{spoiler|Benji's ending, when killing Ronan}} {{quote| "[[Precision F-Strike|FUCK]]. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|YOU]]." }}▼
** Sakura in {{spoiler|Benji's ending, when killing Ronan}}
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* [[Time Travel]]: One of Madra's abilities, and the reason for his [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]] habit. At one point, Ronan randomly goes into the future for a [[Time Skip]].
* [[Too Good for This Sinful Earth]]: Played entirely straight in Chapter 12 when {{spoiler|Ronan temporarily dies.}} The following paragraph sums it up pretty well:
* [[Torches and Pitchforks]]: In Chapter 64, the citizens of Konohagakure show up holding them in reaction to the news that Ronan would ([[Arc Fatigue|finally]]) destroy the world.
* [[Tournament Arc]]: Chapter 50 to 54.
* [[Troll Fic]]: It's [[Poe's Law|certainly possible.]]
* [[Trope Overdosed]]: There's quite a few tropes in this fic, from the ones associated with the setting, to the ones associated with bad writing, to the cliches the author fell back on, to ones that were put in for the sake of having them.
== Tropes U-Z ==
* [[Underdressed for the Occasion]]: Ronan and Sakura's ball outfits, especially Sakura wearing a ''baseball cap'' (and at that, one that says "RONAN IS SO HOT" on it).
* [[Unfamiliar Ceiling]]: Ronan and Sakura pass out after drinking and using drugs, and wake up in Madara's lair.
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* [[Verbal Tic]]: The author will end sentences with "ok" when he's particularly insistent on making a point.
* [[Very Loosely Based on a True Story]]: At the end of Chapter 7, the author explains that "AND SOMEBODY SAID IM A [[Troll|TROL]] I AM NOT FUCK OU JUST BECAUS [[Rouge Angles of Satin|I DON HAV THE BES SPELLIN OR GRAMMER]] DOSNT MEAM I AM A TROLL BESDIS THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE SORY OK FUCK OFF u fake naruto fans whatecer.!." The 'very loosely', of course, comes from the fact that this is a [[Naruto]] fanfic starring a boy with a four-foot penis.
* [[Viewers are Morons]]: No joke goes by without an explanation by the author, which usually includes him ''literally'' insulting the readers' intelligence. The following is a good example; In chapter 19 it's mentioned that Sakura "had purse that was a scull nd japwnes rwiritng pinted on." In the next sentence, this happens: {{quote|
* [[Villain Ball]]: Orochiwhatever before he's [[Chuck Cunningham Syndrome|Brother Chuck'd]]. His replacement Madra inherits the villain ball, passing up several opportunities to kill Ronan while he's unconscious or otherwise incapacitated. The Council also picks up the ball when they become the main antagonists.
* [[Villain Exit Stage Left]]: The villains, especially Orochimaru, often escape without Ronan making any effort to chase or finish them off.
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** Chapter 14: JAKE! U MUST KNOWETH SOMETHING! TALIANA! SHE IS {{spoiler|THOU [[Luke, I Am Your Father|MOTHER]]!}}"
** Chapter 39: "well, u c that was an anitdote 2 wake her up, but {{spoiler|it also terns hur... CHRISTIN!"}}
** This exchange.
{{quote|'''Madara''':"YES! U WILL NEVR MAKE IT 2 DA COUMCOLS ROOM!"
** And again in the next chapter {{quote| '''Female Council Member''': "WE HAVE BEEN ARUND 4 EVR. U C... WE R NOT JUST XTIANS ND FEMINSTS... WE R {{spoiler|THE ILLUMANITI!}}"}}▼
'''Ronan''': "THA COUNCIL? IM LOKING 4 SAKUR!"
** In Chapter 49. Note that {{spoiler|Sakura isn't dead when they say this}} {{quote| '''The Council''': "WE WILL {{spoiler|BRIN SKURA BAK 2 LIF AS AN ATIEST}} IF U WIN THE KOBSUSI CORPATION ND U.S. GOVRMENT SPONERSD GTOURNENT TAT WE HAV ENTRED U IN!"}}▼
'''Madara''': "OH WELL DEN UR IN 4 A SURPRIS... 4 U C DIS IS THJE CUNCILS HEADQURTES!"}}
** Chapter 70 {{quote| {{spoiler|Hello. Do not adjust your computer screen... for it is I, Benji (that guy Jake bitches about all the time)}}}}▼
** And again in the next chapter
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** In Chapter 49. Note that {{spoiler|Sakura isn't dead when they say this}}
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** Chapter 70
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* [["What?" Cliffhanger]]: At the end of Chapter 6, Mandy betrays the others to Orochimaru, but in the next chapter, this is forgotten about and she's another of his prisoners.
* [[What the Hell, Hero?]]: Edfred is the only one who tries to call out Ronan on his behavior.
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* [[You Are Better Than You Think You Are]]: Edfred to Sakura after {{spoiler| she kills Ronan in Benji's chapter.}}
* [[You Are Too Late]]: {{spoiler|The Council to Sakura and Atni}}.
* [[You Have Failed Me...]]: {{spoiler|The Council does this to the president of the Kibusi Corporation, Madara and Taliana, although the latter two are later brought back}}.
* [[You Have Outlived Your Usefulness]]: {{spoiler|The second President of the Kibusi Corporation}}
* [[Your Head Asplode]]: Expanding upon the Immodest Orgasm, this happens to Sakura and Mandy because Ronan ''has too much cum''. Naturally, they get better, in one of the biggest examples of an [[Ass Pull]] the fic has ever given:
{{quote|"but then i realized i had so much um inside me dat it would hert them if i cumed but it was 2 late i did and their heads exploded ecause of how much cum there was. i was devastded i didnt kno war 2 doo but it wasok i got a magican shobobi spell and made there head grew back"}}
* [[Your Mom]]: Madara tries this on Ronan. [[The Worf Barrage|It is precisely as effective as every other attack he attempts.]]
* [[Your Princess Is in Another Castle]]: Midway through the fic, Ronan frequently will close in on the Kibusi Corporation head or the Council, only for them to escape and for him to have to pursue them elsewhere.
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* [[Alt Text]]: Employed in Moid and Gecko's [[D Rs]] via the use of Youtube's caption system.
* [[Berserk Button]]: [[Stay in the Kitchen|Misogynism]], [[Cure Your Gays|homo]][[Bury Your Gays|pho]][[Hide Your Lesbians|bia]], [[You Fail Logic Forever|lack of logic]], [[Annoying Younger Sibling|disrespecting family]], killing [[Friend to All Living Things|cats]]...pretty much everything.
{{quote|''*Throws copy of "The Female Eunuch" at Jake*'' }}
** A Gub-specific one is when the author starts "fucking with the BDSM subculture".
* [[Big No]]: Moid (which was followed by [[Angrish]]), upon finding out that Jake believed [[Halo]] to be a much better game than [[
* [[Big Yes]]: Gub, Moid, and Gecko's reaction upon reading of {{spoiler|[[Hope Spot|Ronan's death in chapter 12...]]}} which was then quickly ruined by his {{spoiler| [[Why Won't You Die?|almost instantaneous resurrection]]}}.
* [[Corpsing]]: Any time the story becomes simply too ridiculous for them.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Both Moid and Gub.
* [[Determinator]]: Gub. To quote:
{{quote|"I will ''never'' go away, Jake. I'm not gonna stop [reading] this fic until it's over."}}
* [[Downer Ending]]: Gecko's alternative ending as an April Fools Day joke. {{spoiler| [[Author Avatar|She]] ends up stuck in the fanfiction until Ronan is destroyed.}}
* [[Driven to Suicide]]: [[Played for Laughs]] by each of them.
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* [[Protagonist-Centered Morality]]: Inverted in Gubgub's reading. She says that cheating is wrong unless Ronan is the one being cheated on.
* [[Reality Ensues]]: Gub on a few occasions
** On Ronan going into space with Sakura
{{quote|"And then their heads imploded from a lack of oxygen" }}
** on Ronan leaving the stage after ejaculating on the audience.
{{quote|"...never to return, because we got kicked out" }}
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: Almost every other episode of these has one directed toward Jake.
* [[Schedule Slip]]: Moid stopped updating in August, 2011, and though occasionally saying he is coming back, has yet to do so. Gub, meanwhile, has been somewhat more prolific, but has been having increasingly large gaps inbetween updates. However, in a truly epic and bizarre coincidence, right after Gub started updating again in March, so did Moid; and they were then joined by a third dramatic reader, known as [[Gecko Ladie]].
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